I know all you broke d1ck losers out there with no lives are gonna take a straight razor to your wrists for certain now that Ms. Spears is off the market. Even though you guys have no game, no chance, and no apartment of your own (and Mom's basement doesn't count) you somehow thought that if given the opportunity you could somehow woo her with an impressive display of EQ prowess. She'd fall for your charms like a hill giant captivated by a minstrel's soothing songs. But guess what? She's not into pimply faced geekboys who laugh at their own jokes and secretly wish the Nvidia fairy was real.
She's found her life-long love and for all intents and purposes is damaged goods from this point forward. Sorry, guys! No ******* the virginal schoolgirl anymore. Now she's just the class ****.