Kind of you to be obsessed enough with me to a google search.
Or alternately, congradulations on your expanind doll collection. Unfortunately the ones on that page are not of the blow up variety, and as far as I know don't come with their own tube of "motion lotion". Keep looking though.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? ***. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.