**** double posts. <flogs himself repeatedly>
Edited, Fri Jan 2 17:26:02 2004 by Meistern
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What exactly are you flogging? If you are GYJO then I don't want to know about it. Unless you are a good looking girl wishing you were being manhandled by me. Then I want details.
Totem
Totem
Quote:
<flogs himself repeatedly>
That's the kind of dude
I was lookin' for
And yes you'll get slapped
if you're lookin', ho
I was lookin' for
And yes you'll get slapped
if you're lookin', ho
Quote:
Unless you are a good looking girl wishing you were being manhandled by me. Then I want details.
Come on Totem we all know that the only women that would want to be manhandled by you are skeeter's rejects. And since he has no women to reject... except thundra... well you'll figure it out ;)
Edited, Fri Jan 2 21:44:27 2004 by GWB
"LOL **** it, man, you can read minds!" - Angua
"Liquid latex? I've heard of sour cream, even used it once or twice, but never liquid latex. Seems too... salty." - Merrikat
"...we will all still be here, even GWB, **** him for the prick that he is." - Forum Harlet Katielynn
"Liquid latex? I've heard of sour cream, even used it once or twice, but never liquid latex. Seems too... salty." - Merrikat
"...we will all still be here, even GWB, **** him for the prick that he is." - Forum Harlet Katielynn
GWB, I don't want to scare you ... but somehow a Thundra quote snuck into your signature. Are you falling under her wicked spell?
**** NO woman! I mean that in an endearing, friendly way. You have not provided me a sufficient quote of yours to place under my name.
"LOL **** it, man, you can read minds!" - Angua
"Liquid latex? I've heard of sour cream, even used it once or twice, but never liquid latex. Seems too... salty." - Merrikat
"...we will all still be here, even GWB, **** him for the prick that he is." - Forum Harlet Katielynn
"Liquid latex? I've heard of sour cream, even used it once or twice, but never liquid latex. Seems too... salty." - Merrikat
"...we will all still be here, even GWB, **** him for the prick that he is." - Forum Harlet Katielynn
Quote:
somehow a Thundra quote snuck into your signature.
Oooooh!!!! Went job-hunting and missed it! That'll teach me to have a RL! What was it?
That's the kind of dude
I was lookin' for
And yes you'll get slapped
if you're lookin', ho
I was lookin' for
And yes you'll get slapped
if you're lookin', ho
It was a lapse in watching my machine when others are around.
"LOL **** it, man, you can read minds!" - Angua
"Liquid latex? I've heard of sour cream, even used it once or twice, but never liquid latex. Seems too... salty." - Merrikat
"...we will all still be here, even GWB, **** him for the prick that he is." - Forum Harlet Katielynn
"Liquid latex? I've heard of sour cream, even used it once or twice, but never liquid latex. Seems too... salty." - Merrikat
"...we will all still be here, even GWB, **** him for the prick that he is." - Forum Harlet Katielynn
Heheh. I like Thundra. Course, I like just about everyone... and even the people I don't agree with interest me in the way a strange new bug would...
Flea ... really, you need to stop this RL thing. It's way overrated. And it's annoying to see your name pop on and off up at the top of the page.
Edited, Fri Jan 2 21:57:46 2004 by Angua
Flea ... really, you need to stop this RL thing. It's way overrated. And it's annoying to see your name pop on and off up at the top of the page.
Edited, Fri Jan 2 21:57:46 2004 by Angua
"and even the people I don't agree with interest me in the way a strange new bug would..." until I step on it like a cockroach caught in the light.
Like that?
Like that?
"LOL **** it, man, you can read minds!" - Angua
"Liquid latex? I've heard of sour cream, even used it once or twice, but never liquid latex. Seems too... salty." - Merrikat
"...we will all still be here, even GWB, **** him for the prick that he is." - Forum Harlet Katielynn
"Liquid latex? I've heard of sour cream, even used it once or twice, but never liquid latex. Seems too... salty." - Merrikat
"...we will all still be here, even GWB, **** him for the prick that he is." - Forum Harlet Katielynn
LOL **** it, man, you can read minds!
I miss science class. I'd love to dissect ... well, everything.
I miss science class. I'd love to dissect ... well, everything.
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And it's annoying to see your name pop on and off up at the top of the page.
I don't like my computer watching me while I'm doing it.
That said, now that I know that it annoys you, of course I will try to do it often.
That's the kind of dude
I was lookin' for
And yes you'll get slapped
if you're lookin', ho
I was lookin' for
And yes you'll get slapped
if you're lookin', ho
ARGH! No, no, no... just stay on all the time like I do. I sit here and read and hit refresh now and then. It's like the board is an IV in my **** arm. I think I need BA meetings.
Thanks for the quote Angua - I like this one a lot better.
"LOL **** it, man, you can read minds!" - Angua
"Liquid latex? I've heard of sour cream, even used it once or twice, but never liquid latex. Seems too... salty." - Merrikat
"...we will all still be here, even GWB, **** him for the prick that he is." - Forum Harlet Katielynn
"Liquid latex? I've heard of sour cream, even used it once or twice, but never liquid latex. Seems too... salty." - Merrikat
"...we will all still be here, even GWB, **** him for the prick that he is." - Forum Harlet Katielynn
/em Cackles madly!!!!!
Wait until you've got 4 years under your belt!!!! Then you will be well and truly insane!!!!
Wait until you've got 4 years under your belt!!!! Then you will be well and truly insane!!!!
But Flea, the "himself" could have been the inclusive literary pronoun meaning male or (hopefully) female.
But understand, she has to be good looking. All others can pursue Angry, Dark, Mren, Grady, and Patrician. Yeah, especially Patrician.
/nods
Totem
But understand, she has to be good looking. All others can pursue Angry, Dark, Mren, Grady, and Patrician. Yeah, especially Patrician.
/nods
Totem
"Good looking" is so subjective, though. Speak to me in famous-people terms. Gwyneth Paltrowish or J-Lo-like?
If "hot" were a 1-10 list, who would be 1? Who would be 10?
Ah, forget it and just list all 10 celebrity names in the order of who leaves you indifferent to who makes your antennae twitch. You know you want to.
Edited, Fri Jan 2 23:50:51 2004 by Atomicflea
If "hot" were a 1-10 list, who would be 1? Who would be 10?
Ah, forget it and just list all 10 celebrity names in the order of who leaves you indifferent to who makes your antennae twitch. You know you want to.
Edited, Fri Jan 2 23:50:51 2004 by Atomicflea
That's the kind of dude
I was lookin' for
And yes you'll get slapped
if you're lookin', ho
I was lookin' for
And yes you'll get slapped
if you're lookin', ho
Quote:
has to be good looking.
/puts his contacts on and rushes Totem.
Skeet
Muted
My wife, Salma Hayek (who would never speak-- her English is unintelligible), Jessica Simpson (who also, strangely, would never speak), Susan Ward, that tall Amazon volleyball player whose name I can't think of, and Kathrene Heigl (sp?).
Any of the guys on this board have any objections to these choices?
Totem
Any of the guys on this board have any objections to these choices?
Totem
LOL, Skeeter.
It's the iron in your thighs that does it for me, heheh.
Totem
It's the iron in your thighs that does it for me, heheh.
Totem
Guys?
Well. Fine.
Well. Fine.
1.My wife,
2.Salma Hayek (who would never speak-- her English is unintelligible),
3.Jessica Simpson (who also, strangely, would never speak), 4.Susan Ward,
5.that tall Amazon volleyball player whose name I can't think of, and
6.Kathrene Heigl (sp?).
Was 5 Gabby Reese?
****, your wife must be a monster-hottie. That, or she reads your posts.
2.Salma Hayek (who would never speak-- her English is unintelligible),
3.Jessica Simpson (who also, strangely, would never speak), 4.Susan Ward,
5.that tall Amazon volleyball player whose name I can't think of, and
6.Kathrene Heigl (sp?).
Was 5 Gabby Reese?
****, your wife must be a monster-hottie. That, or she reads your posts.
That's the kind of dude
I was lookin' for
And yes you'll get slapped
if you're lookin', ho
I was lookin' for
And yes you'll get slapped
if you're lookin', ho
Gabby Reese-- that's her name, thanks. Yeah my wife reads this board on occasion, but truth be told, no ******** she is very hot. And patient to boot.
Totem
Totem
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And patient to boot.
What kind of patient we talkin' about here? Mental? Give us details!
Skeet
Muted
I'm your typical male idiot-- you know, forgetting important dates, missing deadlines, and having a general boorishness about myself. I figure I'm warmblooded so she keeps me around to heat the bed at night.
Lucky me!
Totem
Lucky me!
Totem
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