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#1 Jan 01 2004 at 12:58 AM Rating: Excellent
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In the words of ou r dear lord and saviour, Foghorn L:eghorn:



I say I say I say Happy

Edited, Thu Jan 1 00:59:20 2004 by Merrikat
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#2 Jan 01 2004 at 1:03 AM Rating: Good
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Smiley: bowdown

ROFLMAO. No really, I am.
#3 Jan 01 2004 at 1:10 AM Rating: Good
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Happy New Years everybody!

It's been a very interesting night. Work was boring and pointless; ended up watching half of "Lost in Translation". Got home to a house party in full swing; managed to spend some time chilling out before joining the throng. After many beers and some champagne, I am full of good cheer and good will to all.

Have fun, be safe. That's all I ask of everybody.
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#4 Jan 01 2004 at 1:16 AM Rating: Good
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Drank champagne, kissed the SO, hugged my family and watching "Airplane." Great year so far.
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#5 Jan 01 2004 at 1:37 AM Rating: Good
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We have clearance, Clariance. Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?

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Edit: hahahahhahah

Edited, Thu Jan 1 01:38:47 2004 by Angua
#6 Jan 01 2004 at 1:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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OMG, Dear lord,

Angua's dainty postererikor sat on the sink and triede to take a wee wee, and broke it. Now it driops, and she can't astop saying, *********** Get a ****** bucket!"

AQnd, to make matters worse, she is palying the theme from, the great, "Killer Klowns from OuterSpace," by tehj ********

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#7 Jan 01 2004 at 1:43 AM Rating: Good
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Let me translate:

Merrikat is VERY drunk. She has no clue what is going on, clearly. She can't even open a beer for me, and keeps giggling like a mad woman.

Alas, I think I did break the sink. Poor craftmanship.
#8 Jan 01 2004 at 1:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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lol. We watched airplane too. Don't call me Shirly.

...But that's not important right now.

This is.

Happy New Year.
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#9 Jan 01 2004 at 2:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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Happy new year, Allaka-howeverthe **** you spllel it!

Dude, i'm so drucke right now, I coudln't fine my *** if it were tied to mey face, and I'm on YOUR forucm! HAPPEY NEW YESAR!
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#10 Jan 01 2004 at 8:05 AM Rating: Excellent
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Hehe, guess we all watched Airplane.

I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue.

No drinking here though. Me and hubby stayed home with the little man. I played EQ. Exciting New Year's.
#11 Jan 01 2004 at 9:38 AM Rating: Decent
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happy new years to you all, looks like Merri and Angua had a blast
#12 Jan 01 2004 at 9:51 AM Rating: Excellent
Happy New Year all!

Went out to dinner and then a party at a local hall and dident get drunk... God, I must either be old or smart.

Good Morning! Smiley: grin

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#13 Jan 01 2004 at 12:07 PM Rating: Good
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So who's hung over?

Not me. Had one glass of champagne, but was barely keeping awake as it is.
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#14 Jan 01 2004 at 12:48 PM Rating: Good
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Ow.

Not only am I hung over, I'm hung over at work. For no reason. Who the **** is gonna be at the Paramount lot calling the helpdesk today?? At least I have my hangover remedy: water, coffee, apple juice, and a bacon, egg&cheese sammich.

I think, I'm gonna.... Smiley: snore
#15 Jan 01 2004 at 1:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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So lemme get this straight: Angua is ever-so-slightly incontinent, had to go very badly, and used the sink as the commode.

Sounds like she needs some Depends.

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#16 Jan 01 2004 at 1:17 PM Rating: Good
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Maybe she just needed a stronger sink. I think it was her subconscious using her urethra to get back at her freak of a landlord.
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#17 Jan 01 2004 at 1:42 PM Rating: Good
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No, Totem, you see, I never had a chance to use the sink as planned, as it started to come off the wall and I jumped away. In hindsight I'm surprised I didn't kill myself seeing as how the bathroom is approx. the size of a closet. And what really gets me is it's not like I'm THAT heavy, for ****'s sake.

Actually, we were just playin' around. We have two bathrooms but always race each other to get to this one. She's a speedy ***** when she's drunk.

I'm going with Flea on this one. Course, we'll have to fix it ourselves cause I can't for the life of me think how I'd explain this one to the landlord. Esp. since we have two bathrooms.

#18 Jan 01 2004 at 1:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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hapy hangoverday everyone!
Smiley: chug Smiley: chug Smiley: chug Smiley: chug Smiley: chug Smiley: chug

Edited, Thu Jan 1 13:53:30 2004 by Kaolian
#19 Jan 01 2004 at 1:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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But she said you leaked. Is there a misunderstanding? I think not! Pull down those britches and prove her wrong!

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#20 Jan 01 2004 at 1:58 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'd like to take this oppertunity to apologize to everyone for my posting while I was drunk... the sentiment remians though: I say, I say, happy.

Yeah, Angua sat on the sink, but I prolly broke it by trying to return it to it's correct position. Either way, it was a riot, and worth any trouble we get in with Little miss LardAss, our Landlord.
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#21 Jan 02 2004 at 12:48 AM Rating: Good
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Please do not apologize for a posting that truly brought me joy. Merrikat + liquor= Good time
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