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#1 Dec 31 2003 at 12:38 PM Rating: Good
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3845750/

All I can say is <Wow!> and I hope nobody gets close when it gets hungry!

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#2 Dec 31 2003 at 1:24 PM Rating: Good
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MSNBC is such fluff. They should rename it E!
That said, that python reminds me of the scene from the Indiana Jones movie. Raiders?
#3 Dec 31 2003 at 2:47 PM Rating: Good
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python that is almost 49 feet long and weighs nearly 990 pounds


This reporter is clearly afraid of committment.

I read about this about a week ago. I'm glad they finally got some footage of it, even if I can't seem to get the video to run.

Question: How, exactly, do you weigh a 49 foot snake? Sweet talk it on to a scale? Perhaps that's why it says "nearly".
#4 Dec 31 2003 at 3:12 PM Rating: Good
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Maybe the same way we weighed my friend's boobs once. Water displacement. You weigh the bucket, bucket with water, subtract, stick boob/python in, then weigh again...
#5 Dec 31 2003 at 3:21 PM Rating: Good
I'm not exactly sure this is a smart move but ...

Why did your friend want her boobs weighed? Is this some sort of strange ritual?
#6 Dec 31 2003 at 3:45 PM Rating: Good
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We were 15, she had just sprouted D's overnight, and her psycho mother was starting to tell her she was fat. This was our attempt to counteract her nuttiness with factual proof that her weight gain was all boob-related and really just an optical illusion. Turns out they were 12 lbs.
#7 Dec 31 2003 at 7:40 PM Rating: Decent
12 pounds of robustness is she cute?
#8 Dec 31 2003 at 8:14 PM Rating: Good
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Depends, she looks like Drew Barrymore (that's toeing the line for some guys), but is also married now.
#9 Dec 31 2003 at 8:17 PM Rating: Decent
At least she did not go to the dark side. :) J/K Does she spend money and bake pies too? Drew is cute, in a kid sister kind of way.
#10 Jan 01 2004 at 1:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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Granted, it's not as big as the anaconda in my pants, but it's a close second. And yeah, my snake scares nubile young women and old ladies alike. Not to mention mine's been in captivity for over twenty years. Those Indonesians got nothing on me.

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#11 Jan 01 2004 at 1:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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Gosh, I must be hungover. All of my sentences are seven words. Or less. I've turned into an idiot like the rest of you.

*Bzzzzzzzzskt-bzzzzzskt*

<the smell of circuits frying>

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