Joke of the Day 12-17-03Follow

What a nice boss!!!!

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The cure for employee sickness...


Larry calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss, I can't come to work today, I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt. There's no way I can be there."

The boss says, "You know Larry, I really need you in today. When I feel like you do I just go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and then I can go to work. You should try that."

Two hours later, Larry calls again: "Hey, boss, I did what you said, and now I feel really great. I'll be in to work as soon as I take a shower... You know, you really got a great house."

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