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#1 Jul 05 2005 at 6:43 PM Rating: Decent
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I don't intend to start a flame war or any such rubbish as that. (I pwnz j00!!11!1!exclaimationpointshift1!) All jobs have their place.

That said, I've been wondering about the question:

What kind of spouse/lover would <insert job here> make?

For example, let's take paladin. Heroic, daring, protective, perhaps has a closet fetish for masochism that can only be relieved by getting abused by monsters several levels higher than them.

Don't like the whole knight-in-shining-armor routine? Maybe you have more of a dark side bent and prefer the love of your life to carry around a big scythe?

Tell us why. What kind of a spouse/lover do you think a certain job would make?

And I apologize if this kind of thread has been done before, but I haven't seen any around for a while.
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#2 Jul 05 2005 at 7:51 PM Rating: Decent
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take Marlon Brando from anything, Paul Newman from The Sting, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, and Cool Hand Luke. Add Jack Nicholson from The Last Detail and One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, and finally mix it all with James Dean.

Then have this guy stick out a year long sabbatical with Jet Li in the Himalayas and you will have..

every single woman's dream, on earth, no exceptions, which is..

THF/NIN.

#3 Jul 05 2005 at 8:09 PM Rating: Decent
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Alanis Morissette, Hume, BRD/WHM (she also has a RDM/NIN at 75)

Salma Hayek, Mithra, BLM/WHM

Juliette Binoche, Hume, WHM/SMN

Zhang Zhi Yi, Hume, THF/NIN

any of those ladies, or everyday interpretations of them that could possibly be out there, would have my sorry **** pouring right down the street.
#4 Jul 06 2005 at 8:40 AM Rating: Decent
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Rdm...Bisexual?? o.O
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O.O hmmm
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#6 Jul 06 2005 at 11:01 AM Rating: Decent
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DRG
would be wild cats in the sack due to the fact they spend all day watch (bio)tchs walk around in town. and who better to rock your world than a guy who can Jump--->High Jump---> Super Jump a chick

DRK
these guys are perverts who like to itie you up and have there way with you. **** wax , bondage and the like

RDM
these guys would just sleep you and when you woke up you would find your self in a strange place with a stranger next to you .
and when you walked out side they would slap you and say "(Bio)tch were my money"

BLM
well these guys like to do it while on drugs so its cool and trippy

WHM
they like to cuddle and make love not war types pffft.

WAR
they like to hit it and get it so they can get back to TV

BRD
like to do it with music and tell stupid "this one time at band camp" Stories

BST
do i really have to explain this one 2 words "bottle Pets" sickos

THF
they like to do it from behind

NIN
they like to make you think there all mystical and magical so when its not up to par you stil lthink wow i got it from a ninja. but when there on there on OMG UTSUMI ME BABY !!!!

SAM
like to run in hit it meditate hit it again and wounder why no one takes there to seriously

RNG
like to stand way back and try to hit it but end up getting mad and run in hit it real hard then go brag about how hard they hit u

SMN
like to have orgies so they bring there "Special Friends" and tag team you

MNK
Don't hit it hard, but they hit it freqyently and are good with there hands.

PLD
likes to lay there and let you do all the work they. they just try to keep you looking at them. my provokeing you



Edited, Wed Jul 6 13:55:12 2005 by MEGATRONMEGATRON
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#7 Jul 06 2005 at 12:05 PM Rating: Default
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Adding to Mega's list:

MNK:
Don't hit it as hard, but they hit fast and frequent right on the spot, and they're not afraid of a little hands-on approach.
#8 Jul 06 2005 at 2:40 PM Rating: Good
Mega's got us RDM's all wrong :-P

We start off by making great first impressions with our confident attitude and **** sexcellent style in clothing. However, we may not ALWAYS be the most honest guys but we make the ladies feel special as we enfeeble their inhibitions. Yes we are a selfish job sometimes, and are deffinently into our own needs, but with refresh on our side we can go all night for the personal needs of our lady friends!

We make **** fine partners if your into something more long term...hell there's nothing we can't do in some way or another. And lets not forget that deep down, every good RDM knows his role as a good "Supporter"

So all in all I think we make sam **** good partners/lovers....and let's face it ladies. You all know you love a guy in a sharp suit who can protect you, take good care of you, and **** you up-down-and 10 different ways sideways.

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#9 Jul 06 2005 at 5:06 PM Rating: Decent
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Hyabusa wrote:
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Mega's got us RDM's all wrong :-P

We start off by making great first impressions with our confident attitude and **** sexcellent style in clothing. However, we may not ALWAYS be the most honest guys but we make the ladies feel special as we enfeeble their inhibitions. Yes we are a selfish job sometimes, and are deffinently into our own needs, but with refresh on our side we can go all night for the personal needs of our lady friends!

We make **** fine partners if your into something more long term...hell there's nothing we can't do in some way or another. And lets not forget that deep down, every good RDM knows his role as a good "Supporter"

So all in all I think we make sam **** good partners/lovers....and let's face it ladies. You all know you love a guy in a sharp suit who can protect you, take good care of you, and **** you up-down-and 10 different ways sideways.

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#10 Jul 06 2005 at 6:36 PM Rating: Good
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PLD's make the best spouse/lover across the board....

They are always willing to jump in first and take the nastiest licks...no matter where or when.

They are most likely to Flash you when you start getting excited. And then if you stick around...we'll keep on Flashing you until you go down.

They can take a serious beating and will keep provoking you for more even though his/her shell is coming undone.

They don't mind having a lil thf on their **** causing trouble ...as long as its a Mithra in my case. :D

They are always willing to stay and get the job done...EVEN if it means they are gonna have to go down first trying.
...and then...all it takes is a little Raise...and they are back at it again! WOOOOT

On the bad side...If we don't get that much attention...we'll usually go Berserk!

I'll think of more later when the missus gets here. :D

Enjoy kids.

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#11 Jul 07 2005 at 1:35 AM Rating: Decent
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MEGATRONMEGATRON wrote:


BLM
well these guys like to do it while on drugs so its cool and trippy

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! lmao..omg.. Mage crack for teh win!

I suppose BLMs would only have RDMs or BRDs, according to that statement? ^_^

#12 Jul 07 2005 at 10:43 AM Rating: Default
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Megatron cast Sleep 2 on Busa.
fade out
12 hours pass.........
fade in
Busa felling groggy and confused rolls to his side, sits up and realizes this is not were hes supposed to be. Busa looks to his left and hes in a bed with someone else.and he notices hes naked ><. He leans over to see who it might be. a **** Mithra or even a hot little Hume. Or evan a legie Elf. praying it ant another Taru or Galka >< and the person rolls over

Yugl for Da Win RAWR!!! .Yugl good in da sack. lovin skill up .5 Wooot Yugl 7331!!! U mant more Yugl me got many Gils.

Busa Screams!!! and runs for his life. apon gathering his cloths he makes it to the street.

/em Pimp Slaps Busa.
/em (do you have it?)(money)(Bio)tch.

support pffft its all about the (money)(Bio)tches. true pimps dont support we Pimp. and well even Pimp each other!

Edited, Thu Jul 7 11:44:13 2005 by MEGATRONMEGATRON
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#13 Jul 07 2005 at 2:28 PM Rating: Decent
/sigh

Mega's been tainted by the darkside...I don't want to have to do this but you are not ready for the power of RDM!

/em goes to sandy to talk with the RDM ghost from RDM af quests
/em rips the feather out of the pimp hat before mega can wear it
{Flee} {Sprint}

you can have the feather back when you've learned the true path of the RDM! The way of the party supporter, the slightly selfish, always a sharp dressed but polite! pimp, and always slightly intoxicated =^_^=

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#14 Jul 07 2005 at 3:07 PM Rating: Default
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to LATE HAD THE PIMP HAT SINCE LVL 52 RAWR u TO LATE HEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
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#15 Jul 08 2005 at 5:22 AM Rating: Decent
/em pees on Mega's pimp hat


Yeah you like that! that'll teach you to drug me and let some DRG sleep with me...the least you could do as a fellow RDM would be to hook me up with a Mithra BRD or something
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#16 Jul 08 2005 at 7:05 AM Rating: Default
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i did i u think Yugl caould last 12 hours pffft 20 mins max.. i made good gil off you . time to go shopping. o and ill send u the bill for the drycleaning
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#17 Jul 08 2005 at 11:13 AM Rating: Good
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RDMs do it slowly for a long time, and just when you think we are done, we convert & refresh ourselves in the blink of an eye, and are at it again.

AND

RDM do it so fast you don't know what happened. 30 seconds and it's all over, and you are left wondering who? what? how?
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#18 Jul 08 2005 at 1:20 PM Rating: Decent
/sigh

Now I'm gonna have to go and MPK mega just to regain my dignity
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#19 Jul 13 2005 at 2:19 AM Rating: Decent
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Blm: More of a serial stalker;
1: weakens target
2: sleeps target
3: starts with small poundings
4: finishes with a big blast
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I can't believe this isnt alrdy here but everyone knows RDM are the best "Soloers"......ooooooo Burned :P
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#21 Oct 08 2009 at 4:56 AM Rating: Default
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DRG
would be wild cats in the sack due to the fact they spend all day watch (bio)tchs walk around in town. and who better to rock your world than a guy who can Jump--->High Jump---> Super Jump a chick

DRK
these guys are perverts who like to tie you up and have there way with you. they love to drain al lyour stats so u cant run away.

RDM
these guys would just sleep you and when you woke up you would find your self in a strange place with a stranger next to you .
and when you walked out side they would slap you and say "(Bio)tch were my money"

BLM
well these guys like to do it while on drugs so its cool and trippy come on pointy hat. and into all the mystic arts. would you wear that hat outside and not be high?

WHM
they like to cuddle and make love not war types pffft.

WAR
they like to hit it and get it so they can get back to TV. sometimes they use 1 hand some times both. depending on the person

BRD
like to do it with music and tell stupid "this one time at band camp" Stories

BST
do i really have to explain this one 2 words "bottle Pets" sickos

THF
they like to do it from behind

NIN
they like to make you think there all mystical and magical so when its not up to par you stil lthink wow i got it from a ninja. but when there on there on OMG UTSUMI ME BABY !!!!

SAM
like to run in hit it meditate hit it again and wounder why no one takes there to seriously

RNG
like to stand way back and try to hit it but end up getting mad and run in hit it real hard then go brag about how hard they hit u

SMN
like to have orgies so they bring there "Special Friends" and tag team you

MNK
Don't hit it hard, but they hit it freqyently and are good with there hands. but watch out if you here "hundred fist baby"

PLD
likes to lay there and let you do all the work they. they just try to keep you looking at them. my provokeing you. o and the needy.

PUP
well i would say the best soloer is a PUP but ever there dolls wont even play with them. no matter how u dress them up.....poor ...poor puppet....

SCH
well these think there the best at everything. casue ther AF looks like it makes them smart. but any person from harry potter could kick ther **** but still they do it all by the book. just get ready for a lot ot technical reading and picture referances. ..ok okok put your leg like digram 4.2 and ill put my hand her like in digram 4.1.... yea thats it. DONT TOUCH THE GLASSES!!!

BLU
these guys are really into role play. one min ther pretending to be a yag. then a ork you never know what freaky deeky thing thell do next

DNC
ummm "Striper" were protection if thell dance like the do in public just emagine what thell do in provate.

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#22 Oct 31 2009 at 5:32 PM Rating: Good
Im so putting this into the necro bump thread lol
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#23 Nov 11 2009 at 3:27 AM Rating: Good
DRK is the best kind of lover. Enough power to please any lover and enough versatility to keep things interesting all night. Some might call us perverts or sexual deviants, but really we just aren't afraid to do what hurts so good.
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yea to bad ther acc sucks and it takes em 4 or 5 times to hit it once.
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#25 Nov 24 2009 at 2:33 AM Rating: Good
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Red Mages....Do it twice ;)
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#26 Nov 24 2009 at 3:52 AM Rating: Excellent
Because they're done twice as fast.
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#27 Nov 24 2009 at 9:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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My bed would be open to a BLU. They learn from experience many different and new tricks and can combine them for a spectacular evening. Customization in tactics ftw.

As for a spouse, maybe a PLD. Loyal, protective and generous. Dancer would be for the affair person you meet on that business trip.
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#28 Nov 24 2009 at 9:54 AM Rating: Decent
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lady you have no idea the people you cut on do you. do you have any freaking idea who that guy is? that guy was kicking **** and taking names and piernerring RDM soloing before you knew the first thing about FFXI. He did things others said couldnt be done. and he wasnt a prick doing it. if it wasnt for him. rdm would be a diffrent job. many have forgotten the roots of RDM soloing but i shall never for get. i know they name RDM god and it is Kmfdmkid.

RDM do it twice because we do everything twice as good baby. and you feel relaxed and Refreshed after.....
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#29 Nov 24 2009 at 9:43 PM Rating: Excellent
Might want to use protection with a BLU.



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#30 Nov 26 2009 at 11:16 PM Rating: Good
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holy **** guy was a legend
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#31 Nov 27 2009 at 7:04 AM Rating: Decent
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~fade in~

lower jueno 5-6 years ago. me sitting in lower jueno.
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(the pic was taken later. butits the only rdm pic i have under 75 left)
reading forums daily talking with people. trying to learn the best and do the best i coulds do for RDM. soaking up ever thread post, magazine. and i saw him.
i must of checked him 3 or 4 times. writing down gear. making notes. and i asked hinm a few questions. he told me what to do , how to pratice, and what made me a rdm. and then he checked me. i was 52 he told me what i needed gear wise as a party rdm and waht gear i needed for a soloist. then he simply asked if i had my pimp hat yet. i told him no. he said ok come on.

he took me to Garlidge i spawned the nm. and he proceeded to kick its **** solo. and giving me tips the hole time.

to many tht story isnt to awww enspiring. but you needto look at when it was done. the gear that was available. and the items and subjobs. 3/4 of the awsome gear everyone sports no was not available back then. nor did many know the skills required to do what was needed to do anything. Kmfdmkid is the RDM that changed a generation od RDM's and as i promiced . i would never forget that day. and i look Farward to seeing you on FFXIV Kid well see if we can stur up some trouble again lol. turn some heads and cause some nm havoc... good times good times..



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