It is I, Cetranne. The one who hulls the sun across the sky, so you may fornicate. The one who breaths breath into your bodies so you may sin. It is I, in raw form. I am here to say hello to some of my people, because even though they wont admit it, mainly in fear of being exiled, secretly live for me. Let's begin, shall we?
A month ago, was the most joyous day of my life! How one's values change when one enters the state of motherhood! On my 20th birthday, when dear Thomas (you all know him as Smitz) proposed marriage, I was certain that I would never be happier than on that day. However, I have experienced the ultimate joy! On August 14th at six thirty-five this morning, after a long and diffucult labor, I gave birth to a seven-pound son - Seven Smith!
A few shot outs : I wanna start by saying thank you to all of my former clients who helped "Cetranne's One Stop Shop for Cyber" into such a successful business, netting me millions of gil each day. To my favorite E-boyfriends, Wunderkind and Khrno who gave me everything I wanted. I wanted to see you Khrno, but was so scared of flying :(. To RTU, who enjoyed my music. To my former acolytes Zalesha/Elathia and Greenjade who followed me around like toilet paper in-game, and bashed me on the boards, one of the crew now? To that **** Reko, who couldnt handle that her in-game boyfriend was riding my nightgown no matter what toon I was on. To Sinestry, who let me pay for my cursed items via cyber and picture trading, rather that actual gil. To Tainted/Jamchan, who had me permantely targeted in ballista. To that bint Nedrian, who thought everyone was jealous of her. I was never jealous of you sweetie. I just enjoyed ******* you awf. *Flips hair* Oh and a diapers and a rattle for that crybaby Ratatapa.