whats the best bazzar comment you have seenFollow

whats the funniest or most memorable bazzar comment you have ran across.

i remember doing this post once befor and it had lots of good ones, but i couldnt find it in the graveyard. ill just make it again.

i remember seeing this one on some guy selling oils somewhere
"just think how much fun we could be haveing with all this oil"

i saw this one on exturiel
"like what ya see, sailor?"

this one a taru who was selling mantles had.
"mantles for sell! made from 100% galkas who had too much yaguado drink."