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#1 Mar 13 2009 at 2:12 AM Rating: Excellent
Dear Warriors of Bismark,

It is come to our attention that several of you have been advocating the use of alternatives to dusk gear in key equipment slots about the persons of young and upcoming warriors on the server.

Now, my associates and I are not here to name names. Nor are we here to point fingers. But we have been plagued with a plethora of pwarriors* from your server posting threads asking our opinions on the matter. As such, we, the warrior forum, wish to extend to you an invitation to view our delicately entitled thread: "LOL @ My Dusk feet?".

Of course, I** may not speak for the entirety of our harmonious community, but I believe the matter to be of some urgency, and some importance to the majority of my fellows. Therefore, I took it upon myself to put a stop to proceedings, and believe I will have their full support in doing so.

Yours, as always, with delight,

The warriors.

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*alliteration for professionalism.

**The exalted Sir Mojo the eigth ESQ.
#2 Mar 13 2009 at 2:44 AM Rating: Excellent
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#3 Mar 13 2009 at 2:47 AM Rating: Excellent
How did I know you were going to be the first to reply lolgaxe??

I think I've finally cracked it. The secret.

You keep your identity hidden because there is no one lolgaxe. There are over a hundred comedians sitting in a room in las vegas(just caz) all constantly refreshing the front pages of each forum.

And next to each bloated, engorged comedian is a book marked "gaxewitz".


Admit it. I'm right.
#4 Mar 13 2009 at 3:02 AM Rating: Excellent
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Don't ya be bringing your fancy new fangled equipment ideas to our server, we likes our WAR's in AF and our PLD's in purple, and by god we won't have y'all coming over here, spreading the evils of haste builds to our WAR's.

Now if you will excuse me, I need to go buy some remedies, in case I need to ws when paralysed.
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#5 Mar 13 2009 at 3:04 AM Rating: Excellent
Sicklove wrote:
Don't ya be bringing your fancy new fangled equipment ideas to our server, we likes our WAR's in AF and our PLD's in purple, and by god we won't have y'all coming over here, spreading the evils of haste builds to our WAR's.

Now if you will excuse me, I need to go buy some remedies, in case I need to ws when paralysed.
Smiley: lol
#6 Mar 13 2009 at 3:10 AM Rating: Excellent
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It's New York and we like to be called the Gaxepocalypse.
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#7 Mar 13 2009 at 4:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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Is it true that if you introduce an exaglol to a lolgaxe that they will mutually annihilate each other?
#8 Mar 13 2009 at 4:53 AM Rating: Excellent
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Lol finally we have someone from another server/section make an actual useful post that is ALSO funny to read and we respond as we do. Such is the life of a Bismarck Adventurer!

But seriously, thanks for actually giving something to reference and doing it politely instead of being all like 'oh em geeeeeee, you guyz dunt knohw what youz talkeen bouts kthxbai!'


**** Sandwich.

P.S. Deathsblessing smells like gorilla poo.
#9 Mar 13 2009 at 5:18 AM Rating: Excellent
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Oh Noes!
#10 Mar 13 2009 at 5:20 AM Rating: Excellent
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Do as we say or suffer the wrath of kitty lazers!

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ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
#11 Mar 13 2009 at 5:37 AM Rating: Excellent
I see your kitty lasers and raise you:

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#12 Mar 13 2009 at 5:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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omg coffee on the monitor again. good stuff guys made my morning
#13 Mar 13 2009 at 8:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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lmao

Now I'm curious as to whether the same person who told me dusk gloves suck compared to AF2 is the same person who told Odiusphate that dusk feet suck compared to AF1.
#14 Mar 13 2009 at 9:00 AM Rating: Excellent
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Let's do as per our norm and assume yes and harass them! Names? :)
#15 Mar 13 2009 at 9:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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SingBismark wrote:
I see your kitty lasers and raise you:

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Touché!
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My Movember page
Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.

LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
#16 Mar 13 2009 at 9:47 AM Rating: Excellent
Leave it to Nilatai to take it all the way to Biological Warfare...

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#17 Mar 13 2009 at 10:20 AM Rating: Excellent
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Unleash the Bear Cavalry!

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#18 Mar 13 2009 at 10:42 AM Rating: Excellent
this:

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this:

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#19 Mar 13 2009 at 2:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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You coming here made this happen!

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Shame on you!
#20 Mar 13 2009 at 5:57 PM Rating: Excellent
Unfortunately the status of this thread is no longer above par.

In an attempt to end this while it is still entertaining, I must take precautions, responses will no longer be tolerated. My plan of attack? Simple:

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#21 Mar 14 2009 at 2:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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Plan of attack? Plan of attack?! You think you can combat us Warriors? We are armed to the teeth. You can disarm us for a moment, but we can pull weapons out of our asses to destroy you.
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Edited, Mar 14th 2009 6:52am by lolgaxe
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#22 Mar 14 2009 at 6:37 AM Rating: Good
Guess which one we are?

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#23 Mar 17 2009 at 12:38 PM Rating: Excellent
Bah, work's been kicking my ***, they need to pay me to post more. Anywho, since we're on the topic of passing gas, I may as well add:

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And

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And this one because it reminds me of you guys.

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#24 Mar 18 2009 at 7:05 PM Rating: Excellent
Following from my last one...
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