What would you say if you got sent to GM jail?Follow

"thats it you caught the tater salad'

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"i said drop the soap boy"*



*note only works if your galka

Hey, if petting Mithra is wrong, I don't want to be right...

Lmao, BEST! COMEDY! ROUTINE! EVER!

actually its "Thats it, you caught the 'Tater'." but meh I {Understood}

:)

"Stupid *******, with a blood alcohol level of 1.59, you're not even allowed to drive a PS2."

"Avvvaaaggghh saarrrvaaagg??!?"

"No I did not put any 'Special Ingrediants' in my pies. Don't try and peg people's newbish behavior in the dunes on me!"

"Gm jail pshhh luckly i had this venom potion with me.
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"Boom bam home point"

"Look, this isn't cool. I didn't have room for the exp gear AND the event gear, ok?
I'm only wearing all this crap because I'm protesting the system of eight mail slots, no storage room, and absolute necessity of mules.
Look, Mr. GM, you might think you're pretty hot with your little red Atari outfit there. I might look gimpy, but at least I'm 3D, and I don't have to put up with this...I didn't MPK that party, I just ran out of MP and couldn't debuff anything. MAYBE you assclowns should have put STATS on this goddamn event gear.
Oh yeah? You want some? Come on, you Communist, you walking talking excuse for a Radio Flyer wagon. Your 'Oh I'm So Uber' stats don't scare me."

*scuffle*
*pow*
*biff*
*urk*

"HAHAHA! I HAVE OUTWITTED YOU, TOUGH GUY!!"

*home point*

*go back out to exp in event gear*

"And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids and that dog!"

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"JAILBREAK!"
*runs into wall
"Ow..."

"Is it just me... or are you really turned on too?"

oooorrrr....

"{Excuse me..} I reserved a deluxe suite.. what do I dial to get the Concierge?

"How was I supposed to know thatusing a Taru Mochi and chasing people humping their leg was a crime!? I was a Taru!"

I'd want to deal with it like this: http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/%7Esliny/wow_pirates.jpg

first thing i would say if i was in GM jail?........

prolly "let me out and ill give you back your housecat with only minor shaving"

or "the way that galka was dressed?!!! it was begging for it!!!"

maybe "well GM, when she screamed "GET OUT OF MY WINDOW YOU CREEP!" I did it... so dont that count as the problem already solved?"

"how was i supposed to know those mithra were really cops? thats entrapment!"

"how many taru bodies does it take to add up to a capitol offense? i thought i was still under the limit"

"i had no idea a shaved galka was so pale and prone to sunburns so bad. i carried him to the burn ward so i should be thanked instead of jailed"


by the way gamion... you know how hard this post was to find? it was one of my favorites and never got the attention it deserves.

Edited, Jul 13th 2009 2:33am by gameslaver