Heh, I was just thinking about this, and if I wasn't in for something too serious I'd just be like:
"Is this about the Tenshodo Smuggling?"
...Sorry, I'm in school and just a 'little' bit bored.
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"Seriously dude, I didn't know she was your sister... plus I'd swear she said she was 19."
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"That was not an MPK, that was creative thinking."
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"Gilseller? Your kidding right?"
"Garan, Garand, Goran, Garou."
"Sh[b][/b]it."
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"That was not an MPK, that was creative thinking."
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"Gilseller? Your kidding right?"
"Garan, Garand, Goran, Garou."
"Sh[b][/b]it."
"I could have sworn that goblin was a Tarutaru..."
'i want my one phone call...'
'My Lawyer advised me not to say anything till he gets here. Please bring in <insert random name on friend's list> to be my representation.'
'My Lawyer advised me not to say anything till he gets here. Please bring in <insert random name on friend's list> to be my representation.'
"It wasn't me, it was the one armed man!" Then I'd go on hunger strike.
"How was I to know that pulling on a Mithra's tail is construed as sexual harrassment!?"
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"Ok Ok, you caught me.. Here, take this Astral Ring."
"Wow, so this is sky? Kinda drab."
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"WTH! mE not teh HaXXoRs!!!111one!!1 orz. me 1337, you suxxor"
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"I have brought you here because you've been a very naughty boy. Your account is being suspended for 24 hours."
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"WTH! mE not teh HaXXoRs!!!111one!!1 orz. me 1337, you suxxor"
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"I have brought you here because you've been a very naughty boy. Your account is being suspended for 24 hours."
"We were practicing a scene for my hit TV-series in the fall 'MPK'. Have you seen the trailer? It's located at this link"
can't remember link lol
can't remember link lol
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I have been to GM Jail... for three days...
and the first thing I said
"lol are you serious?"
cuz I knew why I was there.
and the first thing I said
"lol are you serious?"
cuz I knew why I was there.
"What do You mean I am over my limit??? I threw that small gobbie back.."
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Retired July 2009
Retired July 2009
" so this is were we are going to be conducting our wedding reception? kinda drafty..."
/em passes the GM a doobie.
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"Oh, you want to play at my Casino? Sorry, the minimum bet is 100k >.>"
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"Oh, you want to play at my Casino? Sorry, the minimum bet is 100k >.>"
"What's my bail? One million gil? Just let me head over to IGE..."
I'd have to say this:
Robert DeNiro (Travis): You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? Huh? Ok.
Robert DeNiro (Travis): You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? Huh? Ok.
... my first words were
"wtf o.O did my mog house change!?"
ive been in jail before.. once long ago.. i went to zone into my MH and got teleported just befor reaching the zone line.. it hought i hit it and i was like "O.O wtf!? mog!? whered you go >.>???"
"wtf o.O did my mog house change!?"
ive been in jail before.. once long ago.. i went to zone into my MH and got teleported just befor reaching the zone line.. it hought i hit it and i was like "O.O wtf!? mog!? whered you go >.>???"
"Oh, wait, no straight jacket this time?!?!?!"
"I have brought you here because you've been a very naughty boy. Your account is being suspended for 24 hours."
lmao I like that one ^^
"If you attempt to log onto one of your mules your suspension will be raised to an account termination. Thank you for understanding. Is there anything else I can help you with today?"
Edited, Mon Apr 25 20:03:03 2005 by Gamion
lmao I like that one ^^
"If you attempt to log onto one of your mules your suspension will be raised to an account termination. Thank you for understanding. Is there anything else I can help you with today?"
Edited, Mon Apr 25 20:03:03 2005 by Gamion
"I'm a gil seller, get me out of here!"
GM: "Oops.. why didn't you say so in the first place?"
*Releases you from jail*
GM: "Oops.. why didn't you say so in the first place?"
*Releases you from jail*
'i swear that mithra said she was over 18'
Alright...you caught me...
but perhaps my little friend can convince you to let me go...
have you met Mr. Lincoln....
no, not good enough?
sometimes his friend, Mr. Washington stops by also...
(blatantly stolen/paraphrased from Night at the Roxbury)
but perhaps my little friend can convince you to let me go...
have you met Mr. Lincoln....
no, not good enough?
sometimes his friend, Mr. Washington stops by also...
(blatantly stolen/paraphrased from Night at the Roxbury)
"Do i get a free meal?"
"Okay, okay so they where youre sister and mom, but look at it this way, everybody needs some elvaanlovinh!"
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"Ok ok i know i went over the chocobo speed limit im sorry"
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The Reaper is always one step ahead!
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