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#152 Nov 08 2004 at 5:13 PM Rating: Decent
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woot my turn!

Anyone who takes Drg, Drk, or Mnk above 40 should be shot and stuffed in a small box. Drk are only good for stunning and most of them are too ******* stupid to handle that responsibility. Mnks think they can do damage but even gimp job like an elvaan black mage would pwn their asses. Dragoons... do I even need to say anything. We should tatoo the word "Gimp" to the foreheads of all Dragoons and systematically stuff them into wood chipper. Do me a favor, if you have any of these jobs over 40, don't even bother looking for a party. Your just waste everyones time.
#153 Nov 09 2004 at 11:00 AM Rating: Good
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First thing, ************** ain't gonna ever get Rank 5-1 done without some Monks, so you better get your knee pads out and start blowing some Monks now.

Oh, busting balls on the DRKs and DRGs. How original. Did you come up with that all by yourself? I mean, those people who have those jobs never get tired about hearing how supposedly lame they are. Come back when you have an original thought, *** bubble.

Also, while you're at it, why don't you do ole Uncle Xonax a favor? Turn that woodchipper on and stuff yourself in there feet first, so your mind can experience the ungodly pain all the way down until your fu[/b]cking wooden head finally hits the spinning blades.

So, as always, all of you can go fu[b]
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#154 Nov 10 2004 at 12:29 AM Rating: Good
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#155 Nov 10 2004 at 1:48 AM Rating: Good
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Gotta hate the LS's that like to "hold" HNMs so that it spawns at a better time for them and/or reduce the chances of people coming to compete for claim. Also have to add those that like to steal HNMs from other LS's when the HNM goes unclaimed for a brief second. Not like this is in reference to anything just a change back to flaming and not mission junk.
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#156 Nov 10 2004 at 2:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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I love parties who call for /help, then once your party engages they fu[/b]ckin' Escape. Yep, actually happened last night in Boyhoda Tree to my party. As SOOON as we get there this pt is getting pwned by two Bark Spiders. My dumb a[b]ss says, (and this will never happen again, btw) "Hey. let's help 'em out.." We engaged, they Escape. Luckily we Escaped and there was half thier party resting. "Umm, lol, I cast Escape before my pt member called for help, not my fault.."

How about you guys fu[/b]cking communicate *** choker? I mean, ever hear of party chat? And of course, the co[b]ckgobbler who actually called for help raced back to the spot they were in so they wouldn't lose their precious camp spot to us. What a bunch of fu[/b]cktards. And if anyone in that pt posts here and reads this and doesn't like my tone I could give two fu[b]cking sh[/b]its because it happened, you or someone in your pt did it, and I don't know you. So the next time your party ever needs help and I'm near, fu[b]ck the fu[b][/b]ck off.

Edited, Wed Nov 10 14:47:19 2004 by Trizzoro
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#157 Nov 11 2004 at 9:16 PM Rating: Good
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Dear Goblins, Orcs, and Quadavs:

**** you. You stink to high ****, you ravaged all of Vana'diel because you felt like it (don't give me that Shadowlord ******** - you did it because you like it!), and you're the only thing that's preventing me from getting to level 12 BLM.

Sure, it might be fun to throw bombs around and kill people, but ******* ****, do you have to do it near zones? I mean, out of all the places in the world, do you have to spawn near the ******* zone?

No one likes you, and I for one think someone needs to dump chlorine in the gene pool.

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#158 Nov 14 2004 at 8:02 AM Rating: Good
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Dear everyone's mom,

Hey, f*ck you, you son (.. daughter?) of a *****. I'm sick of your kids and all their stupid experience points ****. What's up with that? You don't need LEVELS. You don't need GIL. You need.. something else! Go home, sit in your mog house, and... play with your tarutaru onion dolls! You think this is a GAME, *****?

That's what I thought, woman. Now go make me a sammich.

<3/Ferra

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p.s. F*ck you guys, I just spent thirty minutes posting some stupid **** when I could have been crying in my mog house.

Edited, Sun Nov 14 08:07:05 2004 by Ferra
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#159 Nov 14 2004 at 8:08 AM Rating: Good
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This one is for all of you:


Go suck some horse ****.

Classic, ******* forum ******** ate two key words in my goddamned sentance.

****, and SUCK. WTF is that ****?

**** allakhazam!

Edited, Sun Nov 14 08:10:41 2004 by Zariko
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#160 Nov 14 2004 at 3:31 PM Rating: Good
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Alright kiddies, time to go home.

Just jumping on in here and pretending you know how to flame, eh? F*ck off, tiny tots. You have no idea what you're doing.

Zariko, you looked like you typed that last post while still sucking on your mother's ******* Good for you, man. Here's a cookie. Now go f*ck yourself.

Trizz, you just don't get it, do you? People are SUPPOSED to do **** like that. And you have no room to complain. I saw you just stand around in a party once doing nothing because you were too busy jerking off to the RSE Mithra that was there. Communication? You wouldn't know what that is if it bit your f*cking d*ck off.

And for all the people whining that others bust on the fact that you're a DRK or DRG... jesus f*cking christ, just admit it. You suck. Period. Admit you have a problem and then go change jobs to something that actually contributes to a party. Admission is the first step, f*cktards.

Vimien and Sioux, how could I forget about you two? There isn't much I can say to you that hasn't been said before, so I'll just give the both of you a healthy f*ck you six ways from sunday.

I'm getting tired of all the half-assed attempts at flaming in this thread. Get a clue, folks. Are there any marbles rolling around in those heads or are you typing out your collective packed asses? Christ... how pathetic.

--Arondight, Bismarck

Edit: Rate ups for all you f*ckers just because. I don't need to give a reason, so f*ck you very much.

Edited, Sun Nov 14 15:32:32 2004 by sagashe
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#161 Nov 14 2004 at 3:38 PM Rating: Good
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Arondight, Don't even get me started on your infatuation with monkey balls. You blatent **** eating ****, Get a clue you ******' tool. Go suck on your daddys **** and get off the forums, ******' ********
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#162 Nov 14 2004 at 3:57 PM Rating: Good
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Originality, creativity, composition... obviously all these facets of a good flame escape you, Zariko. Don't you have anything better to do than re-hash the same sh*t over and over? Go suck on this and go f*ck that... please. Gimmie a break. Go back to looking for a group, you f*cking worthless DRK... or are you a DRG? It doesn't matter, they're both terrible anyway.

Furthermore, I'll have you know that monkey balls are a rare delicacy. Don't knock it 'till you've tried it, f*ckstain.

Christ, I hate babysitting you f*cking kids.

--Arondight, Bismarck



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#163 Nov 14 2004 at 4:29 PM Rating: Good
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Rate ups for you for being the donkey raping asscrack you are, Congratulations ********
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#164 Nov 14 2004 at 4:35 PM Rating: Good
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Thanks f*ckstick. I've repayed the favor.

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#165 Nov 14 2004 at 4:58 PM Rating: Good
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Man, look at these two virgin homoerotic posters. Trying to verbal grope each other through the internet since they can't get away from the computer screen. Must be too fat to leave the computer chair. Lay off the twinkies, boys.
#166 Nov 14 2004 at 5:43 PM Rating: Good
Zariko wrote:
Rate ups for you for being the donkey raping asscrack you are, Congratulations ********


You know SE should have made an exception when they granted you
your Dragoon title and rather should have given you.

Zariko: Paragon of unparalleled stupidity and idiocy
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#167 Nov 14 2004 at 5:51 PM Rating: Good
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Zander, Suck my balls you ******* raghead.
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#168 Nov 14 2004 at 6:00 PM Rating: Good
See that's where we encouter a problem you retarded excuse for a lame waste of life. Why don't you grow some balls, shave your hairy *** legs, brush your teeth, run a comb or brush through your hair (yes those do exist) and then maybe we'll talk. Oh and another thing that is just flat out obvious... YOU SUCK

^^b was nice meeting ya in the game this morning though... ASSHAT

Arondight, what the **** do you know about typing while still sucking on your mothers ******* you ******* talking from experiance because i'm so sure you of all people would bloody know... **** headed trash talking bloody tampon.

And to all of you **** heads who talk **** about Dragoon's and Red Mages I hope all your extremitites fall off and you fall into a vat of acid.





Edited, Sun Nov 14 18:05:09 2004 by zandertheredmage

Edited, Sun Nov 14 18:09:03 2004 by zandertheredmage
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#169 Nov 14 2004 at 8:15 PM Rating: Excellent
Amen, I'd just like to say I've had it up to here with you arrogant asshats talking trash about red mages. Oh sure, when it's party time you're on your knees, then you get out of the party and red mages are all retarded noobs again. Don't bite the hand that feeds you MP, you crosseyed bunny humpers. You know we're going to look more fu[/sm]ckable in our AF than you ever will. Nice ***-shaped hat, Noobtastic Man. Why don't we meet in Ballista and I'll give your goofy *** some TP.

Zariko, you can do me a favor right now and s t everloving f u. Freakin jump this, jump that, bone jumper is what you are. And I'm not talking regular bones. I'm talking big old hairy bear-*** man bones. That's right, you heard me.

And here's something else, all you twinkie-fu[sm]
ckin' men telling each other to suck your balls and suck your di[sm][/sm]ck and all this other weird stuff, I'm starting to wonder if this is Mardi Gras in Frisco or what. Kinda glad I'm a chick up in here, I'm going to start flashing you homos and give you all complexes.

Vimien, it's been too long since I cussed you out, so quit hiding from my uberness, you **** molester. Come out here and fight like a man. I'll spank you seven ways from Thursday, and I'll look **** cool doing it. ******* white mages.
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#170 Nov 14 2004 at 9:41 PM Rating: Good
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Ugh-ohh. Sioux's pms'ing again. Let's hope that she didn't use her moogle as a tampoon.
#171 Nov 14 2004 at 11:15 PM Rating: Excellent
Now just what the **** is a tampoon, you *** marauder.

If it's an airborne missle, you're right, I did, and I shot him right the fu[/sm]ck into your mom. Zariko isn't giving her enough of the good stuff these days.

^^

[sm]Edited, Sun Nov 14 23:16:00 2004 by Sioux
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#172 Nov 15 2004 at 11:15 AM Rating: Good
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Sioux said this:

Quote:
Kinda glad I'm a chick up in here, I'm going to start flashing you homos and give you all complexes.



...we're waiting.
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#173 Nov 15 2004 at 12:29 PM Rating: Good
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It's alright, Sioux. Not only does Szandorr suffer from abnormally slow brain maturity, he was also dropped several times as a child, resulting in permanent damage. As a result, although he may physically grow, his intellect is restricted to that of a child's.

I would directly correlate this to his obsession with moogles, due to the fact that every other word out of his mouth is moogle this and moogle that.

Why is it that everytime you want to try your hand at a flame, Szandorr, it's always "moogle-molester" or "moogle's *****" or "you popped your moogle's ***-cheery" moogle... moogle.. moogle... jesus. Everyone but you realizes that all this sh*t is just a vain attempt to mask your obsession with moogles. What's even more pathetic is you can't even be subtle about it.

Go f*ck your moogle, Szandorr, like a good little boy, and let us adults carry on here.

--Arondight, Bismarck
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#174 Nov 16 2004 at 6:45 AM Rating: Good
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*bump*


*drops gauntlet*


what? the newb can't play too?


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#175 Nov 16 2004 at 6:55 AM Rating: Good
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...We're still waiting Sioux...
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#176 Nov 16 2004 at 7:42 AM Rating: Good
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*woot*

I showed up just in time...

*passes the popcorn*
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