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Psh. This is nothing more than eWang envy. Not worth my time.

/ja "Dismiss" Vimien

CAT FIGHT! CAT FIGHT! CAT FIGHT!

/grin.

/em drops his enormous, 540-post long, red, throbbing, purple-veined eWang on top of every damned Elvaan Mage on the server, splattering them all into little juicy bits.

Yes, every Elvaan mage. Why discriminate just against Vim?

And the best part Vim? Every time you touch me here, my eWang will get one post larger.

It grows, you see, when you touch it.

Edited, Thu Dec 2 22:22:11 2004 by nataraja

The only @#%^ big enough to hold my monster eWang belongs to Sioux.

And I think I made my opinion of that nasty, infected, stinking snatch quite clear on page 5.

/em shoots Sioux in the fu[b][/b]cking face and walks away.

Only way to really shut a rabid cur up. You gotta put the bitch down.

What the @#%^, I got rated down for my fonging post. You little bitches wanted me here, Now @#%^ing deal with me. @#%^ing amatuers.

Actually, Zariko, I was the one who was all against having you in here. So you can go home now. Have a nice day. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

You know, I think my big mouth about Ballista is gonna bury me one day. I'll join a match only to find Vimien, Zariko, Nataraja and my entire LS on the opposing side. >.>

<.<

...And I'll spank you ALL.

[aside]

Bowing out of this for a bit.

Without going into unsolicited detail, irl events are affecting me such that I'm starting to take this too seriously.

I think I need a thicker skin.

Meh.

Flame on, guys! Normal Nata service will be resumed at some indefinite point.

[/aside]

P.S. My mom likes it in the ear. Get it straight, you inbred cross-eyed dried-cum-and-sh[/b]it-between-the-toes buck-toothed sister-fu[b]cking tick-infested lice-covered sh[/b]it-sucking cock-knocking cu[b]nt-rag dog-raping piss-swilling lame-ass no-brain sentient-genital-wart-carrying crab-covered good-for-nothing crazy-ass Newt-Gingritch-worshipping scat-munching snot-nosed cu[/b]nt-of-rat-licking...

[b]DOG SHIT TACO!

A parting blast, as a measure of my esteem for your collective creativity.

Edited, Sat Dec 4 01:41:58 2004 by nataraja

@#%^ CANADA
and @#%^ everyone from canada all you people are inbred aunt and uncle @#%^ing sons of bitches who crawled out from the bowels of something nasty that went into a toilet...

oh and another thing too, @#%^ Zariko... stupid purple power ranger....






(im not even trying anymore)

I thought that was West Virginia?




(its obvious you werent trying)

Galkas dont reproduce asexualy, and they dont screw each other.

They stare at penthouse and playboy and f.uck their fist. Where have you guys been? Oh right, too busy doing that yourself to notice.

Galkas are born from the little splash of cum stuck between the pages of the mag. Then they grow up to be stupid ass BUTTERSHEEP war/whm. The f.ucking faggots.

edit: lol just saw this thread, very fun ^-^


Edited, Sat Dec 4 16:15:21 2004 by Kaiko

For those who enjoy mildly disgusting descriptive passages:

http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2004-12-03

This is what Penny Arcade has to say about Prince of Persia 2.

lol thats great ^^
I MEAN IT F.UCKING SUCKS!!!!

God why the f.uck would I care about your mnk skill? Everyone knows mnks just watch the screen and beat off to the mithra thf right next to you. Course, most people/jobs do this. Well some I have met do this. OK I DO THIS GOD LEAVE ME ALONE!1!11!!1

kidding

There is a Comic Named Dane Cook who said it Best, "Once someone says 'Fu.ck' you thats it you cant come back from it, you cant come back from 'Fu.ck you' and say your Shoes Suck....Gaylord!!!!" "'Fu.ck' is such a Great word since you have the F the U and the CK!!!!!!!!"

[link=www.DaneCook.com]www.DaneCook.com[/link]

BTW he is Awesome live and has a Hilarious Comedy Central Special





Edited, Tue Dec 7 01:19:25 2004 by Machtaru

fu[/b]ck fu[b]ck fu[/b]ck fu[b]ck fu[/b]ckamotherfu[b]ck mothermotherfu[/b]ckfu[b]ck motherfu[/b]ckmotherfu[b]ck noisenoisenoise onetwoonetwothreefour noisenoisenoise smokingweedsmokingweed doingcokedrinkingbeers drinkingbeersbeersbeers rollingphattiessmokingblunts whosmokestheblunts? wesmoketheblunts! rollingbluntsandsmokingbluntsand...

/em jumps around all Wolverine Beserker style



just my two cents...

Aw, look. All the little kiddies have a new toy to play with now.

Shame it took Sioux's post to teach out all how to do this.

Fu[b][/b]cking morons.

Edited, Wed Dec 8 10:24:03 2004 by Xanoxonax

Showing your age and geekness by dropping that fu[b][/b]cking Styx reference, aren't you? Bet you had your copy of Kilroy Was Here playing in the background while you wrote that post.

Doumo arigatou, Mr. Xonax indeed. ~.^

/hijack

My rating is right on the border, actually. By me writing this post, I will more than likely be throwing myself back into Scholar. So it goes, as Vonnegut would say.

/end hijack

Lost in Space my ass, you HOOORRRRRRRRRRR of 80s culture. Go crank "Batdance" to 11 and dance like the fu[/b]cking geek you are.

While you're at it, go get the rest of your AF so you can look like some Three Musketeers reject. Where the fu[b]ck is the Reign of Terror when I need it?

Double posts are ghey.

Edited, Wed Dec 8 17:14:38 2004 by Trizzoro

Way to go with the double post, dipsh[/b]it. Get your hands off of Vimien's mom and back on the keyboard. Or rather, get your hands off you di[b]ck while thinking about Vimien's mom and get them back on the keyboard.

Yeah, Zanozonax is my mule. Pooped in his lap, did you? Real cute, you lousy fu[/b]ck. Like the poor Taru doesn't have a crappy enough life of sitting there in South Sandy selling garbage. Now you gotta fu[b]cking sh[/b]it in the poor guy's lap. You worthless son of a bi[b]tch.

Actually, I'm trying to figure out who the hell Targetaru is. And that mithra who I've had kneeling in my lap once. The Mithra is usually out there, and I think is a Japanese mule, due to the bazaar comments. Targetaru has recently showed up on the scene though. Curiouser and curiouser.

Arondight the Douche wrote:



Wow, that's rather witty. What were you, a philosophy major? Good job wasting about four years or so of you life, fu[b][/b]cktard. Do us all a favor: quit breathing, because you're wasting some of that precious oxygen. And, while you're at it, take your lower lip, pull it over your head and swallow, you taint munching prick.

Can I get a big FU[/i]CK Y[i]OU to Squeenix?

What's Squeenix? You stupid mother fu[/b]ckers. Insults to all of you in 3.5 seconds. (According to how you retards read it could be 10-20 seconds.)

Trixx, You're a gimped pansy. Ask the Dragoon for help.

Arondight, You're just fu[b]cking ugly.

Sioux, Fu[/b]cking slut. =)

Xanonoxanoxnaonxaonxonaox, You're a fu[b]cking retard.

Annie got popped after she fell off the bed and onto the pile of nails I keep on the floor, and my goat fell off the cliff while we were... busy. I'm so sad.

Vim, the only reason I included your name was becuase I figured you were feeling lonely, what with your mom leaving you for Toothpick Trizz and all. Which says a lot about your prowess, or lack thereof. I mean, c'mon. A drunken chipmunk could get your mom off, yet you still fail? Hell, a pebble tied to a shoelace would do it, but you can't? You have my sympathy. Now go do something useful, like manually masterbuating caged animals for artificial insemination.

The reason I refuse to reproduce is because I see witless fu[/b]cktards like yourself and Xano roaming around. Listening to the sh[b]it that comes out of your mouths is enough to make anyone have second thought about having offspring. After all, they may very well end up like you, making the world a dumber place, one retard at a time.

Oh, and whenever you do speak to your mother, be sure to tell her that her last servicing call was sub par at best. She better brush up on her techinique.

--Arondight, Bismarck