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#202 Nov 25 2004 at 5:05 AM Rating: Good
Ahhh a fresh page.

Let the flames continue!

Smiley: inlove
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#203 Nov 25 2004 at 12:32 PM Rating: Decent
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I read this entire thread. Every single post. It was the biggest waste of twenty minutes I've ever had, except for that one time I watched Vimien and Sioux gangbang a wallabe. But at least that had some entertainment value when the wallabe woke up and started getting angry.


I'm too tired to post a decent flame, because this thread sucked all will to live out of me.


Zariko sucks btw.
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#204 Nov 25 2004 at 1:13 PM Rating: Decent
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what the **** is a wallabe?
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#205 Nov 25 2004 at 1:34 PM Rating: Decent
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Sorry, that was a typo. Twice.

Wallaby.

Edited, Thu Nov 25 22:09:38 2004 by Alauce
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#206 Nov 25 2004 at 9:33 PM Rating: Good
[aside]

Fu[/b]cking Karma Trolls!

/em points at the top post of page 5.

What the fu[b]
ck is that ****? Rating down? In a thread dedicated to fu[/b]cking around with each other to relieve tension? This is for PLAY, the idea being that what goes on here doesn't COUNT.

Little fu[b]
cking turds. I swear.

[/aside]

How the fu[b][/b]ck could you not know what a wallaby is?!

Okay, not a very creative flame, I know. Having sort of an off day.

Edited, Thu Nov 25 21:34:01 2004 by nataraja
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#207 Nov 26 2004 at 12:11 AM Rating: Good
Every now and then, some crosseyed buttmunch of a karma troll moseys in here and sees all the weak attempts at actual flames you guys spew out, so in the name of Good Taste and Decency he rates everyone down, including me, because of Suck By Association(tm).

However, having never been a fan of Good Taste and Decency, my opinion of these fine upstanding young trolls is YOU'RE A JERKOFF! GO STICK PENCILS IN YOUR EYES IF YOU WANT TO BE MEAN TO SOMEBODY!

That said, Vimien, you warped away just as I was running past you in Jeuno. I was ready to settle this age old score and take your NIN/WHM loving self into Ballista. But no, you warped, but you know what, there's always tomorrow, scooter. Little Orphan Annie said that, and you know what, she was right, but I don't think her little mind could wrap around the bloody result of YOUR tomorrow.

Till then, Cure Guy.

ps

Zariko, you're a noob. Wtf, you're all purple. You look like a big shiny Batman. Bring it on, Jumpy.
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#208 Nov 26 2004 at 12:32 AM Rating: Good
Sioux the Toothless Sweaty ***** wrote:
Every now and then, some crosseyed buttmunch of a karma troll moseys in here and sees all the weak attempts at actual flames you guys spew out, so in the name of Good Taste and Decency he rates everyone down, including me, because of Suck By Association(tm).


Uh huh.

Right.

I'll out-flame you any day of the week, Sioux of the Flacid, Wrinkled *****.
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#209 Nov 26 2004 at 2:47 AM Rating: Good
Bring it on, Nataraja of the Sadly Indeterminate ***.

It's gonna take more than one line to make me cry, so you better be diggin' around through the used condoms and old copies of Bear magazine that litter your urine-stained bed, and find yerself that there thesaurus.

I ain't goin anywhere, I'll be here when ya get back.

>:)

ps.

Alauce...what the ****. I mean seriously man, what the fuc[b][/b]k. It's a **** good thing you're a RDM, or I'd flame your *** all to ****.
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#210 Nov 26 2004 at 3:50 AM Rating: Good
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Bring it on, Nataraja of the Sadly Indeterminate ***.

It's gonna take more than one line to make me cry, so you better be diggin' around through the used condoms and old copies of Bear magazine that litter your urine-stained bed, and find yerself that there thesaurus.

I ain't goin anywhere, I'll be here when ya get back.

>:)

ps.

Alauce...what the ****. I mean seriously man, what the fuc[/b]k. It's a **** good thing you're a RDM, or I'd flame your *** all to ****.


Are you implying that I would store my thesaurus with my used latex prophylactics (I'm proud of my collection, I've been saving them since I was 16) and still-dripping-with-*** ******* material?

That I would beat off over the more dirty words in the english language?

Oh, that's it. That's the absolute limit. The gloves are fu[b]
cking off, you ****-drinking two-penny harlot.

/em surreptitiously wipes a few errant beads of ***** off his thesaurus.

I wish for you to choke and die on my own magnificent *****.

At which point I will collect the leakage from your perpetually-yeast-infected nether regions and systematically drown all your loved ones in that white, ******, half-congealed, foul, putrid gunk you've been mistaking for correct and normal vaginal juices all your life.

It's no wonder all your former lovers chose to bathe in shellac before coming within ten feet of you. It's the only protection they could find from the veritable STD factory your cu[/b]nt has become from years of bad hygene. Regular condoms are devoured from the pH levels in there. And we all know what happens when you really get aroused. I know many a poor soul whose felt the bite of your pu[b]ssy's razor sharp teeth, losing first their pride and joy and eventually their lives to the abominable chasm of doom between your legs.

I mean, look what it did to your dad the last time you let him fu[b][/b]ck you.

Smiley: yikes

Edited, Fri Nov 26 04:17:31 2004 by nataraja
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#211 Nov 26 2004 at 6:44 AM Rating: Decent
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How the **** could you not know what a wallaby is?!


heh...i knew what it was, i was just flipping them **** for not spelling it right.
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#212 Nov 26 2004 at 7:14 AM Rating: Good
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That said, Vimien, you warped away just as I was running past you in Jeuno. I was ready to settle this age old score and take your NIN/WHM loving self into Ballista. But no, you warped, but you know what, there's always tomorrow, scooter. Little Orphan Annie said that, and you know what, she was right, but I don't think her little mind could wrap around the bloody result of YOUR tomorrow.


I warped because I smelled something nasty heading my way. Wanted to avoid it. Forget to change your panties again Sioux?

Tired this morning, I'll come back when i get the cobweb out of my head

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#213 Nov 26 2004 at 11:12 AM Rating: Good
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At which point I will collect the leakage from your perpetually-yeast-infected nether regions and systematically drown all your loved ones in that white, ******, half-congealed, foul, putrid gunk you've been mistaking for correct and normal vaginal juices all your life.


Good show!

as I whence in utter disgust...

Anyhow, yeah the sniffling trolls may have following me from the main forums because they don't have enough people to fu[/b]ck with over there, I mistakenly stepped over their last week. If it is someone from this server then show your sh[b]it eating face so I can make your in-game life **** at every corner I am able.
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#214 Nov 26 2004 at 12:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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Good show!

as I whence in utter disgust...


Psst... Triz... "wince"...

Smiley: wink2
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#215 Nov 26 2004 at 1:09 PM Rating: Excellent
Vimien wrote:
I warped because I smelled something nasty heading my way. Wanted to avoid it. Forget to change your panties again Sioux?


And what's with those panties anyway?

Saw a pair lying around the other day, and I thought at first glance that maybe you worked at McDonalds, and had accidentally brought a rag used to clean out their McNugget fryers home with you.

But *******[/b], even McDonalds grease traps on their grill don't smell that bad, let alone the fryers.

In the immortal words of Ron White: "Things that make you go... bleeaaaggghhh..."
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#216 Nov 26 2004 at 1:16 PM Rating: Good
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Alauce...what the ****. I mean seriously man, what the ****. It's a **** good thing you're a RDM, or I'd flame your *** all to ****.


Flame me anyway. There's some comedic gold in this thread. And then there's some absolute **** that made me wish I never clicked on page one. You, Trizz, and Vimien seem to be consistient in your good flames though.


*shrug*


l'edit: wasn't me doing the rate-downs btw. most of the posts here that i thought were horrible i just ignored. and the ones that made me laugh for ten minutes straight, (and there were quite a few) i rated up. i won't bother flaming in this thread, because i know i suck at it. i can't say what hasn't already been said, and just reading this thread helps relieve my stress without having to take an active part.

Edited, Fri Nov 26 14:26:17 2004 by Alauce
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#217 Nov 26 2004 at 1:33 PM Rating: Excellent
Trizzoro the Quick wrote:
Anyhow, yeah the sniffling trolls may have following me from the main forums because they don't have enough people to fu[/b]ck with over there, I mistakenly stepped over their last week. If it is someone from this server then show your sh[b]it eating face so I can make your in-game life **** at every corner I am able.


I'm wondering if maybe it's a Premium Service member, on account of someone nailing the last 10 posts of mine without hitting any other posts in a given thread.

As though they did a search for my most recent posts and hit them with some karma drops, rather than manually going through threads and rating me down wherever they found me, as a Basic Service member might do.

Such thought angers me. ><

Co[b][/b]cksucker. I hope they show their goddamned face. I'm going to tie them up, weave a garroting wire from their rank pubic hair, then strangle them while spitting in their eye.

><
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#218 Nov 27 2004 at 12:23 AM Rating: Excellent
***** of bump.

Smiley: yippee
Smiley: oyveySmiley: oyveySmiley: oyveySmiley: oyveySmiley: oyveySmiley: sly
Smiley: yippee

... it's been an odd, odd day...

Edited, Sat Nov 27 00:25:59 2004 by nataraja

Edited, Sat Nov 27 00:35:10 2004 by nataraja
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#219 Nov 27 2004 at 2:12 AM Rating: Decent
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Lol. Wow I never knew it was so much fun watching people argue on forums, maybe I should come back and check more often.

*/emote Gets his bag of Popcorn and his bottle of Pepsi and watched the show*

Anyone want some?
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#220 Nov 27 2004 at 2:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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Lol. Wow I never knew it was so much fun watching people argue on forums, maybe I should come back and check more often.

*/emote Gets his bag of Popcorn and his bottle of Pepsi and watched the show*

Anyone want some?


This is not a spectator sport!

/em drags Aphrodisiak into the fray by his/her nose hairs.

Just kidding. Glad you're enjoying yourself. That's rather the point. ^^
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#221 Nov 27 2004 at 2:46 AM Rating: Good
Ok I hate what I call AIB (Anonymous Internet Balls). People rate you down and then dont tell you why. You put yourself on the line and they come and shoot at you from a far. You could never see the shot just feel the bullet as it pierces your skin.

Nataraja for example get rated down so much she loses her sage status, I go and do a search bastards rated him/her down in all last 10 posts how rude.They get jealous of the persons status and then shoot them and hide.

Another thing is when you leave your pt to help someone and you get all your friends to help such person for what? so that the person disbands cause a higher lvl person is gonna help her/him solo it. What you didnt like the 9 person alliance and wanted to do a 2 person pt. Wasted 2 hrs of me and my friends time waiting for them to get their **** together, then boom disband.
#222 Nov 27 2004 at 2:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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Ok I hate what I call AIB (Anonymous Internet Balls). People rate you down and then dont tell you why. You put yourself on the line and they come and shoot at you from a far. You could never see the shot just feel the bullet as it pierces your skin.

Nataraja for example get rated down so much she loses her sage status, I go and do a search bastards rated him/her down in all last 10 posts how rude.They get jealous of the persons status and then shoot them and hide.

Another thing is when you leave your pt to help someone and you get all your friends to help such person for what? so that the person disbands cause a higher lvl person is gonna help her/him solo it. What you didnt like the 9 person alliance and wanted to do a 2 person pt. Wasted 2 hrs of me and my friends time waiting for them to get their **** together, then boom disband.


/cough I'm a guy /cough

Do I come off as feminine? What with advising Sioux to choke and die on my magnificent ***** and all I guess I could see that.

Just joshing you.

Yeah Karma trolls bite the big one. My big one in fact.

They make me feel like infecting myself with something good and contagious then hunting them down and sneezing on them one by one.

Smiley: banghead
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#223 Nov 27 2004 at 9:01 AM Rating: Good
Goddamnit Nataraja, you screaming hollering **** flouncing up and down the alleyways of Vanadiel looking for both kinds of blow, ******* you and your Marilyn Manson-lookin cracked-out trounced-up super-sequined shimmy shimmy shankin' ******* self XD

NEVER talk about my underpanties!!!! Like your boxers are pure as driven snow, I don't think so ;) That snow has spent a week on the sidewalk in Lower Manhattan.


And thanks for sayin hi ingame, should do that more, I don't bite.
Except when I have lil clitori verbally disguised as penises like your beloved own trying to get in my mouth. >:)

*SNAP*

Who needs Anonymous Internet Balls, your information is right out there for the world to see... ya HMO/GMP, you. Level your ******* sub already.

Zariko sucks btw.

And Alauce is still unflamable, because he's a red mage, and a good red mage, and more importantly a HIGHER LEVEL red mage than I am. And since I am the most uber thing walking at my level, I can't imagine the uberness of a RDM higher level. Smiley: waycool



Righto, I gotta go to bed, and Nata, STFU already. Sheesh Smiley: lol
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#224 Nov 27 2004 at 9:52 AM Rating: Decent
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This is a complete hijack, but Sioux, did you get the "tabula rasa" thing from a Clive Barker book, or is a complete coincidence?


(yes, i'm well aware of what tabula rasa means and know other people use it, but i've yet to see it mentioned outside of that book.)
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#225 Nov 27 2004 at 10:08 AM Rating: Good
It wasn't from a Clive Barker book, although I used to read his books a lot in high school, it might have been lodged there. ;)

The site was originally meant to hold a blog, and had the subtitle 'the art of starting over', so tabula-rasa seemed appropriate. ^^
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#226 Nov 27 2004 at 10:35 AM Rating: Good
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/hijack

Yeah, Tabula Rasa was the name of the secret organization that hunted down and dispatched of magic users in Imajica, which I feel is Barker's best work to date.

/end hijack

Back to the regularly scheduled flaming, bit[b][/b]ches.
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#227 Nov 27 2004 at 10:41 AM Rating: Decent
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#228 Nov 27 2004 at 11:03 AM Rating: Decent
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/em continues laughing so hard that tears stream down his face and he has to find his inhaler or die from lack of oxygen...

/em realizes suddenly he just stuck his head out for all the snipers to see and quickly ducks back down and hides


Good show all, I needed this!
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#229 Nov 27 2004 at 3:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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/em continues laughing so hard that tears stream down his face and he has to find his inhaler or die from lack of oxygen...

/em realizes suddenly he just stuck his head out for all the snipers to see and quickly ducks back down and hides


Good show all, I needed this!


We do good work here guys. I'm proud to have contributed. ^^

/em prepares a flame so scalding it will clove Sioux's hairy forked tongue to the roof of her herpes-infest mouth and curl her toes till they reach back and touch her ankles.

Coming soon...
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#230 Nov 27 2004 at 3:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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Goddamnit Nataraja, you screaming hollering **** flouncing up and down the alleyways of Vanadiel looking for both kinds of blow, ******* you and your Marilyn Manson-lookin cracked-out trounced-up super-sequined shimmy shimmy shankin' ******* self XD


You think I fear the truth? *******, everyone knows I'm a "screaming hollering **** flouncing up and down the alleyways of Vanadiel looking for both kinds of blow..."

At least I can shimmy. You're just goddamned tacky.

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NEVER talk about my underpanties!!!! Like your boxers are pure as driven snow, I don't think so ;) That snow has spent a week on the sidewalk in Lower Manhattan.


The dirtier the better. But mine aren't quite as... pungent... as your own.

At least I can say that what lies in my boxers hasn't accumulated filth from everyone in lower Manhattan.

Pity the same can't be said for you.

Is this the best you've got? Two pitiful little comments that I'm perfectly fine and comfortable with?

I redact my earlier promise to prepare a flame to end all flames.

You aren't worth my time. Next!

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And thanks for sayin hi ingame, should do that more, I don't bite.


Ditto. How did it go in Eldieme last night anyway?

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Except when I have lil clitori verbally disguised as penises like your beloved own trying to get in my mouth. >:)


***** or lil clitori, rest assured I'll still take the time to find a way to make you die with it.
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#231 Nov 30 2004 at 1:29 AM Rating: Good
Page 3?!

What the fu[b][/b]ck is wrong with you lazy rags full of menstral blood?

BUMP

Bastards.

[Edit: Neglected to specify exactly what page I was bumping from. Editted so I look like less of a banana head.]

Edited, Wed Dec 1 13:09:04 2004 by nataraja
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#232 Dec 01 2004 at 5:48 AM Rating: Good
Nataraja, you misbegotten lump of imp ****. What the crap are you doin', you're gonna get us all killed.

I think Zariko gave up on us >.> I saw him in Jeuno and gave him an /amazed, he didn't even shout that I suck. I'm worried about that guy.

And the rest of you freakjobs, well, I'll see you in Ballista. You better buy another PC, a playstation 2, another copy of the game, and bring your mommies with you, because that's the only thing that might give you a chance against The Sioux.

And Alauce still rocks. I'm dejected, I can't flame him. I just can't.
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#233 Dec 01 2004 at 5:55 AM Rating: Decent
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GO EAT A FRISBEE YOU BIG PILE OF REWARD!
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#234 Dec 01 2004 at 5:56 AM Rating: Good
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Sioux and Ballista...that's all she ever talks about. Ever notice how she talks Ballista trash with the boys all the time?

Case of the ***** envy? Perhaps.

How about you just go to bed and dream about kicking everyone's *** in Ballista. haha

Man, I'm gonna catch **** for that one. lmfao
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#235 Dec 01 2004 at 6:23 AM Rating: Good
BUHAHAHA

Xano's ascared of the Paralyze >:D

heehee, none of you turkeys have stepped up to the plate on that, I'm just gonna lean on my sword here and wait for the Knights of Ronfaure to quit being the Knights of Change the Subject. ;)

You know what else? Fu[sm][/sm]ck today. Today sucks. I'm 28 today. I'm getting OLD. OLD *** ME.

So I suck too. But I can still kick your **** on the field. All of you. At once. :D

ps. Santa Claus is a capitalist horse-****. I don't like Santa. He's probably going to rate me down and give me coal, but I don't care. I could kick his *** in Ballista.
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#236 Dec 01 2004 at 8:45 AM Rating: Decent
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Nerds!

You all don't need to invest in a craft, you need to invest in a life.
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#237 Dec 01 2004 at 10:11 AM Rating: Good
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Sioux, Sioux, Sioux...

Time to get your learn on about other people's job abilities. Think I'm scared of your little Paralyze?

Bring it.

Try again, you old beyatch.

Happy 28th, btw. Old as me now, you poor girl. Haha.
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#238 Dec 01 2004 at 1:08 PM Rating: Good
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Sioux the Silent wrote:
BUHAHAHA

Xano's ascared of the Paralyze >:D

heehee, none of you turkeys have stepped up to the plate on that, I'm just gonna lean on my sword here and wait for the Knights of Ronfaure to quit being the Knights of Change the Subject. ;)

You know what else? Fu[sm][/sm]ck today. Today sucks. I'm 28 today. I'm getting OLD. OLD *** ME.

So I suck too. But I can still kick your **** on the field. All of you. At once. :D

ps. Santa Claus is a capitalist horse-****. I don't like Santa. He's probably going to rate me down and give me coal, but I don't care. I could kick his *** in Ballista.


Da[/b]mn, your older than the hills! I knew Hanson was a fu[b]ckin' fraud! They were way too kick-a[b][/b]ss of a band to be teenagers!

BTW, I'll be 32 in a few days...ugh.
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#239 Dec 01 2004 at 1:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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You know what else? Fu[/sm]ck today. Today sucks. I'm 28 today. I'm getting OLD. OLD *** ME.


As I said. Flacid wrinkled *****.

[sm]Today your b-day Sioux? I hope you have a happy one.

If it makes you feel any better, I'm 23 and I feel like I'm 90.

OLD! Smiley: cry
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#240 Dec 02 2004 at 7:33 AM Rating: Good
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Happy Belated B-Day Sioux! Now f*ck off and tell me where I sign up to kick your @ss, I hear the line is long and distinguished.
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#241 Dec 02 2004 at 7:42 AM Rating: Excellent
heehee

Now here's something you hollering Sapara-waving Pirates of *** can really flame me for;

I'm not 28, I'm 27. Didn't realize that until I looked on my LS forum and saw my age listed under my birthday announcement.

I'M LOSING TOUCH WITH REALITY! SOMEONE WHACK ME DOWN! C'MON IKE, GIMME SUMMA THAT WHIP-DOWN TINA TURNER LOVIN'!

>< lol, I'm flaming myself, I'm a boob.

And thank you for all the birthday wishes ;) See, look, I have a whole 'nother year to my life! I WENT BACKWARD IN TIME!

:D
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#242 Dec 02 2004 at 10:52 AM Rating: Excellent
OMGZ WHAT A ******' NOOBZ! LMAO!!!!!!!1!!ONE111SEVENTYTHREE!!1

I actually completely forgot it was my birthday back in April, until I came home from work and saw a cake with the words "Happy Birthday Matt" written on it.

Smiley: banghead
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#243 Dec 02 2004 at 12:41 PM Rating: Good
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This thread seems to have lost it's flair, the flames have gotten weak and quite frankly, boring. I offer up myself as a target and will not be happy until the flames have successfully eaten their way pass my knees and start to threaten my very manhood. Then and only then will I be sated.

Happy Flaming.

Starting point suggestion: Elvaan mage. go nuts. :)

*Edit mi bad speeling

Edited, Thu Dec 2 12:42:34 2004 by GaranTheElvaan
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#244 Dec 02 2004 at 12:56 PM Rating: Good
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GaranTheElvaan wrote:
This thread seems to have lost it's flair, the flames have gotten weak and quite frankly, boring. I offer up myself as a target and will not be happy until the flames have successfully eaten their way pass my knees and start to threaten my very manhood. Then and only then will I be sated.


What manhood? Smiley: sly

Edited, Thu Dec 2 12:58:04 2004 by Wintaru
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#245 Dec 02 2004 at 12:58 PM Rating: Excellent
What manhood? You're a goddamned Elvaan mage! Your manhood is only visible using the latest in electron microscopic imagery! It's the only thing smaller than your MP!

I swear to fu[/b]cking god. This thread does not exist for your amusement. This is a serious business, the business of eroding souls and ******* on self-esteem.

Are you that much a *********? Are you worried that your tiny di[b]
ck has disappeared completely, and are hoping that by having your very soul rended from you that you might finally be arroused enough to catch a glimpse of the elusive (for you) notorious monster called Hard On?

Go play Mario, you {Too Weak} {Elvaan} sh[/b]it-sucking cockknocker! Leave this to the big boys and girls!

And by the way, what is this Elvaan Mage bullsh[b]
it. Elvaan are good for only three things. Being a meat shield, hitting sh[/b]it over and over (it's all their INT can handle), and looking like a fu[b]cking ****** when you engage without a shield.

I hope the next time your eternal-down-time, *****, loose-rimmed, watery-bowelled *** goes riding one-handed on a chocobo (don't get me started on that sh[b][/b]it) you fall off and break your goddamned neck. One less Elvaan mage in the world is a better world to live in.

Edited, Thu Dec 2 13:00:23 2004 by nataraja

Edited, Thu Dec 2 13:01:46 2004 by nataraja
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#246 Dec 02 2004 at 1:05 PM Rating: Good
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LMAO

Thanks Nata!
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#247 Dec 02 2004 at 1:21 PM Rating: Excellent
What, you think I'm done with you? You think I did that for your benefit??

I notice you're posting from the top of a pointy stick in Davoi. I think I can venture a guess as to why you're perched on top of a rod.

I've got your rod right here. *points at his crotch*

Twirl on it. Smiley: mad

And of all the mage jobs you could be focusing on, RDM?! You pick one of the most unbalanced races to try and do a job that relies on balance?

More stunning Elvaan INT at work, I guess.

Fondle my PearlSack, and fu[b][/b]ck off.
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#248 Dec 02 2004 at 1:34 PM Rating: Excellent
Speaking of masochism, ELV RDM is soooo the wrong combination for you.

How are your weak-*** spells gonna pull hate off the tank, and your low MP gonna allow for overnuking? I know you love to have gobbies pound your *** like cousin george does when he's in town; how you gonna accomplish that as a mage with low INT and MP?

****, when you die, your character doesn't even stick his *** in the air like the ***** I know you are.

Fu[b][/b]cking noob.
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#249 Dec 02 2004 at 1:53 PM Rating: Good
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While Nata is doing a moderate job of it, I would appreciate any input, you fine Bismarckian folk. I have but melted my shoelaces thus far. Hardly the firestorm I had hoped to unleash.
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What in the living ****, I don't even come here and you stupid ******** do a pathetic job of flaming me, Jesus ******* christ. Get a ******* job!


Sioux, You need to take your hairy *** out of my face before trying to say Zariko sucks. I wouldn't suck that thing if someone had a gun to my head saying "SUCK HER ***" I would take the goddamned bullet. Now, Shut the **** up and go level your Pink mage you ******' douche.


Alauce....You just ******* suck, You're so poor my wyvern giggles when he sees you, And he's not exactly the richest wyvern out there. You shut the **** up with your "Zariko sucks btw" ******** and learn to play RDM you where in the world is carmen sandeigo player, ******* Christ!

The rest of you, Just shut the **** up and give me all your goddamned money.
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Hey Nat, stop picking on the mage, you worthless escuse for a flamer. I think it's time for me to make you sit the f*ck back down and return to the ******** whence you came from. You've been left unchecked long enough. Wtf are you going off talking about someone else's *****? I'm sure you have enough problems with yours; I mean that itch didn't get there on it's own did it? Stop being such a ***** and post 437 times a day. I'm so f*cking tired of you ******** about your karma on 400 of them, i've made it my personal goal to rate you up just so you'll shut the f*ck up about it. But i guess it's all about the eWang isn't it? S'ok...I guess the size of your eWang inversely proportionate to the real thing in your case. Oh and wtf is up with your Avatar, looks like a 3 yr old on LSD. Sicko. Go stick that 'ewang' in a pencil sharpener. Impossible? Well try the real thing then. I'm sure it'll fit.

Edit: Cause Zariko sucks monkey nuts, and not those clean, cute zoo-type monkeys nuts, i'm talking about those big ol' sweaty balls you find on those Orangutan out in the jungle after a long day of swinging from branch to branch. He just loves to get popped in the eye by one of those babies



Edited, Thu Dec 2 14:19:12 2004 by Vimien
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