Sioux the Silent wrote:
Bring it on, Nataraja of the Sadly Indeterminate Sex.
It's gonna take more than one line to make me cry, so you better be diggin' around through the used condoms and old copies of Bear magazine that litter your urine-stained bed, and find yerself that there thesaurus.
I ain't goin anywhere, I'll be here when ya get back.
Alauce...what the hell. I mean seriously man, what the fuc[/b]k. It's a damn good thing you're a RDM, or I'd flame your ass all to hell.
Are you implying that I would store my thesaurus with my used latex prophylactics (I'm proud of my collection, I've been saving them since I was 16) and still-dripping-with-cum wanking material?
That I would beat off over the more dirty words in the english language?
Oh, that's it. That's the absolute limit. The gloves are fu[b]cking off, you piss-drinking two-penny harlot.
/em surreptitiously wipes a few errant beads of semen off his thesaurus.
I wish for you to choke and die on my own magnificent penis.
At which point I will collect the leakage from your perpetually-yeast-infected nether regions and systematically drown all your loved ones in that white, skanky, half-congealed, foul, putrid gunk you've been mistaking for correct and normal vaginal juices all your life.
It's no wonder all your former lovers chose to bathe in shellac before coming within ten feet of you. It's the only protection they could find from the veritable STD factory your cu[/b]nt has become from years of bad hygene. Regular condoms are devoured from the pH levels in there. And we all know what happens when you really get aroused. I know many a poor soul whose felt the bite of your pu[b]
ssy's razor sharp teeth, losing first their pride and joy and eventually their lives to the abominable chasm of doom between your legs.
I mean, look what it did to your dad the last time you let him fu[b][/b]ck you. Edited, Fri Nov 26 04:17:31 2004 by nataraja