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#152 Nov 08 2004 at 5:13 PM Rating: Decent
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woot my turn!

Anyone who takes Drg, Drk, or Mnk above 40 should be shot and stuffed in a small box. Drk are only good for stunning and most of them are too **** stupid to handle that responsibility. Mnks think they can do damage but even gimp job like an elvaan black mage would pwn their asses. Dragoons... do I even need to say anything. We should tatoo the word "Gimp" to the foreheads of all Dragoons and systematically stuff them into wood chipper. Do me a favor, if you have any of these jobs over 40, don't even bother looking for a party. Your just waste everyones time.
#153 Nov 09 2004 at 11:00 AM Rating: Good
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First thing, **** ain't gonna ever get Rank 5-1 done without some Monks, so you better get your knee pads out and start blowing some Monks now.

Oh, busting balls on the DRKs and DRGs. How original. Did you come up with that all by yourself? I mean, those people who have those jobs never get tired about hearing how supposedly lame they are. Come back when you have an original thought, **** bubble.

Also, while you're at it, why don't you do ole Uncle Xonax a favor? Turn that woodchipper on and stuff yourself in there feet first, so your mind can experience the ungodly pain all the way down until your fu[/b]cking wooden head finally hits the spinning blades.

So, as always, all of you can go fu[b]
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#154 Nov 10 2004 at 12:29 AM Rating: Good
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5-1, you don't need one of those xp leeching **** It's amazing what you can do when your not a **** poor ass.

As for the gimps. If there so **** tired of hearing it then why the **** don't get off their asses and get a real job. Their the **** bums of FFXI, they live off the charity of non-gimps and get told to, "get a real **** job." I'm not trying to be original, I'm just **** off that square enix would waste 3 class slots on pure **** If they made a job called the "Janitor" who's sole ability was to sweep the streets of bastok it'd be more **** useful. Atleast they'd have some kinda purpose and know their roles underneath the feet of real jobs.

I'd return the favor and tell you stuff yourself into a woodchipper but you're so full of **** you wouldn't even fit into the nozzle.
#155 Nov 10 2004 at 1:48 AM Rating: Good
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Gotta hate the LS's that like to "hold" HNMs so that it spawns at a better time for them and/or reduce the chances of people coming to compete for claim. Also have to add those that like to steal HNMs from other LS's when the HNM goes unclaimed for a brief second. Not like this is in reference to anything just a change back to flaming and not mission junk.
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#156 Nov 10 2004 at 2:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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I love parties who call for /help, then once your party engages they fu[/b]ckin' Escape. Yep, actually happened last night in Boyhoda Tree to my party. As SOOON as we get there this pt is getting pwned by two Bark Spiders. My dumb a[b]ss says, (and this will never happen again, btw) "Hey. let's help 'em out.." We engaged, they Escape. Luckily we Escaped and there was half thier party resting. "Umm, lol, I cast Escape before my pt member called for help, not my fault.."

How about you guys fu[/b]cking communicate **** choker? I mean, ever hear of party chat? And of course, the co[b]ckgobbler who actually called for help raced back to the spot they were in so they wouldn't lose their precious camp spot to us. What a bunch of fu[/b]cktards. And if anyone in that pt posts here and reads this and doesn't like my tone I could give two fu[b]cking sh[/b]its because it happened, you or someone in your pt did it, and I don't know you. So the next time your party ever needs help and I'm near, fu[b]ck the fu[b][/b]ck off.

Edited, Wed Nov 10 14:47:19 2004 by Trizzoro
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#157 Nov 11 2004 at 9:16 PM Rating: Good
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Dear Goblins, Orcs, and Quadavs:

**** you. You stink to high hell, you ravaged all of Vana'diel because you felt like it (don't give me that Shadowlord **** - you did it because you like it!), and you're the only thing that's preventing me from getting to level 12 BLM.

Sure, it might be fun to throw bombs around and kill people, but **** hell, do you have to do it near zones? I mean, out of all the places in the world, do you have to spawn near the **** zone?

No one likes you, and I for one think someone needs to dump chlorine in the gene pool.

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#158 Nov 14 2004 at 8:02 AM Rating: Good
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Dear everyone's mom,

Hey, f*ck you, you son (.. daughter?) of a **** I'm sick of your kids and all their stupid experience points **** What's up with that? You don't need LEVELS. You don't need GIL. You need.. something else! Go home, sit in your mog house, and... play with your tarutaru onion dolls! You think this is a GAME, ****

That's what I thought, woman. Now go make me a sammich.

<3/Ferra

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p.s. F*ck you guys, I just spent thirty minutes posting some stupid **** when I could have been crying in my mog house.

Edited, Sun Nov 14 08:07:05 2004 by Ferra
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#159 Nov 14 2004 at 8:08 AM Rating: Good
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This one is for all of you:


Go suck some horse ****

Classic, **** forum **** ate two key words in my goddamned sentance.

**** and SUCK. WTF is that ****

**** allakhazam!

Edited, Sun Nov 14 08:10:41 2004 by Zariko
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#160 Nov 14 2004 at 3:31 PM Rating: Good
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Alright kiddies, time to go home.

Just jumping on in here and pretending you know how to flame, eh? F*ck off, tiny tots. You have no idea what you're doing.

Zariko, you looked like you typed that last post while still sucking on your mother's **** Good for you, man. Here's a cookie. Now go f*ck yourself.

Trizz, you just don't get it, do you? People are SUPPOSED to do **** like that. And you have no room to complain. I saw you just stand around in a party once doing nothing because you were too busy jerking off to the RSE Mithra that was there. Communication? You wouldn't know what that is if it bit your f*cking d*ck off.

And for all the people whining that others bust on the fact that you're a DRK or DRG... jesus f*cking christ, just admit it. You suck. Period. Admit you have a problem and then go change jobs to something that actually contributes to a party. Admission is the first step, f*cktards.

Vimien and Sioux, how could I forget about you two? There isn't much I can say to you that hasn't been said before, so I'll just give the both of you a healthy f*ck you six ways from sunday.

I'm getting tired of all the half-assed attempts at flaming in this thread. Get a clue, folks. Are there any marbles rolling around in those heads or are you typing out your collective packed asses? Christ... how pathetic.

--Arondight, Bismarck

Edit: Rate ups for all you f*ckers just because. I don't need to give a reason, so f*ck you very much.

Edited, Sun Nov 14 15:32:32 2004 by sagashe
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#161 Nov 14 2004 at 3:38 PM Rating: Good
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Arondight, Don't even get me started on your infatuation with monkey balls. You blatent **** eating homo, Get a clue you **** tool. Go suck on your daddys **** and get off the forums, **** dickwad.
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#162 Nov 14 2004 at 3:57 PM Rating: Good
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Originality, creativity, composition... obviously all these facets of a good flame escape you, Zariko. Don't you have anything better to do than re-hash the same sh*t over and over? Go suck on this and go f*ck that... please. Gimmie a break. Go back to looking for a group, you f*cking worthless DRK... or are you a DRG? It doesn't matter, they're both terrible anyway.

Furthermore, I'll have you know that monkey balls are a rare delicacy. Don't knock it 'till you've tried it, f*ckstain.

Christ, I hate babysitting you f*cking kids.

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#163 Nov 14 2004 at 4:29 PM Rating: Good
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Rate ups for you for being the donkey raping asscrack you are, Congratulations ****
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#164 Nov 14 2004 at 4:35 PM Rating: Good
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Thanks f*ckstick. I've repayed the favor.

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#165 Nov 14 2004 at 4:58 PM Rating: Good
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Man, look at these two virgin homoerotic posters. Trying to verbal grope each other through the internet since they can't get away from the computer screen. Must be too fat to leave the computer chair. Lay off the twinkies, boys.
#166 Nov 14 2004 at 5:43 PM Rating: Good
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Rate ups for you for being the donkey raping asscrack you are, Congratulations ****


You know SE should have made an exception when they granted you
your Dragoon title and rather should have given you.

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#167 Nov 14 2004 at 5:51 PM Rating: Good
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Zander, Suck my balls you **** raghead.
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#168 Nov 14 2004 at 6:00 PM Rating: Good
See that's where we encouter a problem you retarded excuse for a lame waste of life. Why don't you grow some balls, shave your hairy **** legs, brush your teeth, run a comb or brush through your hair (yes those do exist) and then maybe we'll talk. Oh and another thing that is just flat out obvious... YOU SUCK

^^b was nice meeting ya in the game this morning though... ASSHAT

Arondight, what the **** do you know about typing while still sucking on your mothers **** you **** talking from experiance because i'm so sure you of all people would **** know... **** headed trash talking **** tampon.

And to all of you **** heads who talk **** about Dragoon's and Red Mages I hope all your extremitites fall off and you fall into a vat of acid.





Edited, Sun Nov 14 18:05:09 2004 by zandertheredmage

Edited, Sun Nov 14 18:09:03 2004 by zandertheredmage
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#169 Nov 14 2004 at 8:15 PM Rating: Excellent
Amen, I'd just like to say I've had it up to here with you arrogant asshats talking trash about red mages. Oh sure, when it's party time you're on your knees, then you get out of the party and red mages are all retarded noobs again. Don't bite the hand that feeds you MP, you crosseyed bunny humpers. You know we're going to look more fu[/sm]ckable in our AF than you ever will. Nice ass-shaped hat, Noobtastic Man. Why don't we meet in Ballista and I'll give your goofy **** some TP.

Zariko, you can do me a favor right now and s t everloving f u. Freakin jump this, jump that, bone jumper is what you are. And I'm not talking regular bones. I'm talking big old hairy bear-gay man bones. That's right, you heard me.

And here's something else, all you twinkie-fu[sm]
ckin' men telling each other to suck your balls and suck your di[sm][/sm]ck and all this other weird stuff, I'm starting to wonder if this is Mardi Gras in Frisco or what. Kinda glad I'm a chick up in here, I'm going to start flashing you homos and give you all complexes.

Vimien, it's been too long since I cussed you out, so quit hiding from my uberness, you **** molester. Come out here and fight like a man. I'll spank you seven ways from Thursday, and I'll look **** cool doing it. **** white mages.
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#170 Nov 14 2004 at 9:41 PM Rating: Good
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Ugh-ohh. Sioux's pms'ing again. Let's hope that she didn't use her moogle as a tampoon.
#171 Nov 14 2004 at 11:15 PM Rating: Excellent
Now just what the **** is a tampoon, you **** marauder.

If it's an airborne missle, you're right, I did, and I shot him right the fu[/sm]ck into your mom. Zariko isn't giving her enough of the good stuff these days.

^^

[sm]Edited, Sun Nov 14 23:16:00 2004 by Sioux
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#172 Nov 15 2004 at 11:15 AM Rating: Good
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Sioux said this:

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Kinda glad I'm a chick up in here, I'm going to start flashing you homos and give you all complexes.



...we're waiting.
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#173 Nov 15 2004 at 12:29 PM Rating: Good
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It's alright, Sioux. Not only does Szandorr suffer from abnormally slow brain maturity, he was also dropped several times as a child, resulting in permanent damage. As a result, although he may physically grow, his intellect is restricted to that of a child's.

I would directly correlate this to his obsession with moogles, due to the fact that every other word out of his mouth is moogle this and moogle that.

Why is it that everytime you want to try your hand at a flame, Szandorr, it's always "moogle-molester" or "moogle's **** or "you popped your moogle's ass-cheery" moogle... moogle.. moogle... jesus. Everyone but you realizes that all this sh*t is just a vain attempt to mask your obsession with moogles. What's even more pathetic is you can't even be subtle about it.

Go f*ck your moogle, Szandorr, like a good little boy, and let us adults carry on here.

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#174 Nov 16 2004 at 6:45 AM Rating: Good
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*bump*


*drops gauntlet*


what? the newb can't play too?


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#175 Nov 16 2004 at 6:55 AM Rating: Good
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...We're still waiting Sioux...
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#176 Nov 16 2004 at 7:42 AM Rating: Good
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*woot*

I showed up just in time...

*passes the popcorn*
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#177 Nov 16 2004 at 8:03 AM Rating: Good
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[quote= Sioux the **** it's been too long since I cussed you out, so quit hiding from my uberness, you **** molester. Come out here and fight like a man. I'll spank you seven ways from Thursday, and I'll look **** cool doing it. **** white mages.[/quote]

What, you didn't have enough of the **** pounding i gave you last time Sioux? I guess I'll have to rip you a new one then. By the way, all you RDM are asshats. Especially you female elvaan ones. Not only do you look like some sorry **** science project gone wrong with you big f*cking ears, but wtf? do you THINK you look REMOTELY cool in you **** red hat? Oh THAT's the paragon of coolness (you like that Zariko, I plagarised you ass..now go cry to you mommy cause daddy don't wanna hear it) Go sell your drugs and hoes someplace else. I hear Zariko want to be your **** Not only are you MP gimped already but you have to pick the mage job that will MP gimp you even more. So you think you have the holy grail of spells? Well f*ck you. Here, let me <refresh> your drink...just drop down on your knees and get it b*tch.

Oh Arondight....don't think i forgot about you. F*ck you and that horse you keep f*cking. or was it the other way around?

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#178 Nov 16 2004 at 8:14 AM Rating: Good
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Oh and Aunika, don't think I forgot about you either. You think you can just jump in here and not get your welcome? You brought it apon yourself m'friend. Now turn around and bend over

First of all, Mantha's are gay. Any male who who plays a female character is either a closet homosexual or hasn't played with enough **** in his time. Bet your the one who offers to strip down to your birthday suit for gil eh? Stuff like that should stop except that people like Zariko and Arondight live off that sh*t to get his jollies off (wackwackwack--wackwackwack...eh Zariko?)

Oh f*ck you living on the west coast. West coasters are the sux.
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#179 Nov 16 2004 at 8:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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Vimien wrote:
[quote= Sioux the ****


This is **** funny right there...

Continue with the regularly scheduled bashing. I'd participate but I suck at it so **** me.
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#180 Nov 16 2004 at 8:49 AM Rating: Good
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Wintaru, Mantha cherry popper wrote:
Vimien wrote:
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Sioux the **** wrote:
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This is **** funny right there...

I'll continue with my regularly scheduled sucking. I'd participate but I suck at it so @#%^ me


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#181 Nov 16 2004 at 8:58 AM Rating: Good
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ok, last one for a bit.

Guivre...that's little f*cker killed me 3 times in a row last night. I swear to god, find me that super weapon Sandy has stashed away and let me plug that f*cking dragon's a-hole with it and blow him to f*cking smitherines. God he **** me off last night.
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#182 Nov 16 2004 at 9:03 AM Rating: Good
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Vimien the **** Sucking Taru Fondler wrote:
ok, last one for a bit.

Guivre...that's little f*cker killed me 3 times in a row last night. I swear to god, find me that super weapon Sandy has stashed away and let me plug that f*cking dragon's a-hole with it and blow him to f*cking smitherines. God he **** me off last night.


Guiver must have a thing for **** Elvaan WHM's...maybe if you weren't so flaming he woulda left you alone.

Man Vim, I haven't seen you in a while, how you been?
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#183 Nov 16 2004 at 9:47 AM Rating: Excellent
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Vimien wrote:
ok, last one for a bit.

Guivre...that's little f*cker killed me 3 times in a row last night. I swear to god, find me that super weapon Sandy has stashed away and let me plug that f*cking dragon's a-hole with it and blow him to f*cking smitherines. God he **** me off last night.


Three times in a row? What did you do, newb? Just keep /shouting "OMGLEKIRAIZEPLZZZZ!!!" then accept the Raise when Guivre was right on top of your head? Twice? Nice...

Anyhow, yeah Queervire ate our PLD (Jacob) and RDM (Blayze) in about 3 bites total, so fu[/b]ck her/him. Whatever gender the fu[b]ck is. Plus Guivre scared all the other parties into camping in my party's a[/b]sshole, which got crowded. Only so many fu[b]ckers an a[/b]sshole can take.

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ck you Acemcnugget and all who followed suit who feel the need to drop Utsusemi:Ni scrolls from 190k to 175k in two days just because you suddenly got a bug in your little midget a[/b]ss to do BCNM 40 all **** weekend. Undercutters can suck my co[b]ck.



Edited, Tue Nov 16 14:58:00 2004 by Trizzoro
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I was in a party Monday night, and we were getting owned by a hornfly in Crawler's Nest. One party member calls for help and the other starts screaming "Cast escape."

So I wait, and two people come over and start helping us. At this point we were 4/6... I didn't want to cast escape because I didn't want the 2 other players to get annihilated when we left. So I didn't cast escape and one of our party members survived as the result. "Why didn't you cast escape?" "because you called for help." It was kind of a big deal at first because everyone died and people were **** at me, but I think I did the right thing. After a while it was cool and we were all on good terms (at least I think.)

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#185 Nov 17 2004 at 11:36 AM Rating: Good
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Oh and Aunika, don't think I forgot about you either. You think you can just jump in here and not get your welcome? You brought it apon yourself m'friend. Now turn around and bend over

First of all, Mantha's are gay. Any male who who plays a female character is either a closet homosexual or hasn't played with enough **** in his time. Bet your the one who offers to strip down to your birthday suit for gil eh? Stuff like that should stop except that people like Zariko and Arondight live off that sh*t to get his jollies off (wackwackwack--wackwackwack...eh Zariko?)

Oh f*ck you living on the west coast. West coasters are the sux.



What can i possibly say to this? You nailed me, not the way in which i was nailing your mom, but apparently you know everything, so there's nothing i can say to retort; but i'm going to try. Sure, maybe Zariko and Arondight do get off on that stuff, but who am I to not take advantage of it? (never actually stripped for gil, nor will i)

p.s. what the **** is a Mantha, or is that some secret word made up for your east coasters to use so you can feel superior to 4 and 5 year olds?

p.s.s. You died 3 times? **** This isn't candyland! Now head back down the gumdrop rainbow that Zariko and Arondight love so much and get back in there! Just don't expect a pat on the **** from me, but i'm sure one of the others here will do it.
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#186 Nov 18 2004 at 12:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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I am tired of F'ing Tarus. They are short, stubby, n fugly!!! And won't stop looking up my dress!!! Why is that everytime tarus do dumb S*** and ppl think its cute?!? Why is that when a Galka did the same thing, they get yelled at for being stupid and rude?!?

I can't stand those F'ing Taru RDMs that try to melee especially. Taru-Waru wanna tickle the monster-wonster? Go sit in the F'ing backline and keep the **** refreshes coming you $#%$ mana battery!!! Else I'll make taru-kabobs outta you and feed you to da Galkas!!!

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#187 Nov 18 2004 at 1:06 PM Rating: Good
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Guiver must have a thing for **** Elvaan WHM's...maybe if you weren't so flaming he woulda left you alone.


I'd rather be a **** Elvaan WHM than a Taru anyday. period. Read Emilyia's above post for very good reasons. At least I have self-respect.


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What can i possibly say to this? You nailed me, not the way in which i was nailing your mom, but apparently you know everything, so there's nothing i can say to retort; but i'm going to try. Sure, maybe Zariko and Arondight do get off on that stuff, but who am I to not take advantage of it? (never actually stripped for gil, nor will i)

p.s. what the @#%^ is a Mantha, or is that some secret word made up for your east coasters to use so you can feel superior to 4 and 5 year olds?

p.s.s. You died 3 times? Whoop-dee-@#%^ing-doo! This isn't candyland! Now head back down the gumdrop rainbow that Zariko and Arondight love so much and get back in there! Just don't expect a pat on the **** from me, but i'm sure one of the others here will do it.


ok first of all, let me explain this like I would explain to a 4 or 5 year old...It's called taking 2 words and forming one. MANTHRA, as I call it, is a combination of 2 words, that of MAN and MITHRA. Are you not a MAN who plays a MITHRA? Or are you really a man anymore? Did mommy let you play with her **** too long when you were younger and decided it would be fun to have a pair yourself? I take back my previous suggestion that all Manthra's are gay. They aren't. They all Pre-Op Transvestites. you know..the ones who have a huge **** gut and have week long scruff with a crooked wig Grunting everwhere's you go "I WANNA BE A WO-MAN". Anyway, sorry I mistakened you for having at least a schred of intellect. Next time I'll be more clear.

Oh and Sioux, you c*ckmuncher, get your *ss in here. You chicken out? I'm not done with you yet.
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#188 Nov 18 2004 at 1:27 PM Rating: Good
I cannot stand when people demonize certain jobs, i.e. Dragoon, if you dont like it dont eat it, Nuff' said.

I cant stand when you are lvl 55 and everyone else is lvl 20 and you help them getting so much stuff, Adv. jobs, escort to Jeuno etc. and one day when they are higher than you because you are a dragoon just give you the shaft and decide cant use you anymore and they just leave you high and dry.

I cannot stand people that dislike something someone does and keeps it inside to the point they hate that person. They also influence others into disliking that persons acts to the point they hate you as well. I hate putting all the work into an LS and having a pearl hopper just come in and hijack it and destroy the LS by making their own LS.

I hate people that lvl so fast that they dont even understand their job. I hate people that bring racial feuds into this game; "Chinese gil sellers", "Stuck up Japanese", "Stupid Americans", please leave that out of the game. People are people judge them by their actions and dont attach ethnicity to such actions.

I hate how cute Tarutarus are, you wanna hate them but you really cant. **** it thats all I have right now.
#189 Nov 24 2004 at 3:35 AM Rating: Good
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ok first of all, let me explain this like I would explain to a 4 or 5 year old...It's called taking 2 words and forming one. MANTHRA, as I call it, is a combination of 2 words, that of MAN and MITHRA. Are you not a MAN who plays a MITHRA? Or are you really a man anymore? Did mommy let you play with her **** too long when you were younger and decided it would be fun to have a pair yourself? I take back my previous suggestion that all Manthra's are gay. They aren't. They all Pre-Op Transvestites. you know..the ones who have a huge **** gut and have week long scruff with a crooked wig Grunting everwhere's you go "I WANNA BE A WO-MAN". Anyway, sorry I mistakened you for having at least a schred of intellect. Next time I'll be more clear.

Oh and Sioux, you c*ckmuncher, get your *ss in here. You chicken out? I'm not done with you yet.



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Ha! You come out insulting "my intellect", or attempt to anyways...but did you ever thinking of doing a spell check? News Flash: the "it's called taking two words and making it one"...those are called "contractions" in big kid world, k? What is "schred"? Did you mean shred? I'm starting to notice a pattern here, making up words, then attempting to sound superior because you know what they mean and others don't. What do you do when you get off work, swing by the local schoolyard and tease little kids for fun? Well, I'm sure that they had as little trouble with you as I have, so you're probably crying yourself to sleep, nightly. Let me give you a suggestion, drink a whole bottle of Nyquil, this might, in some small way, help to ease the pain of what is commonly known as, your existence, and will let you sleep soundly if you are capable of having guilt. Whenever you're ready to stop warming up, we can begin...

p.s. you're long overdue

p.p.s. What did you do, walk that marathon and stop for ice cream? I've seen special olympics times better than that.

Edited, Wed Nov 24 03:38:59 2004 by AnubisFTN
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#190 Nov 24 2004 at 4:03 AM Rating: Excellent
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Vimien the Scat Muncher wrote:
Anyway, sorry I mistakened you for having at least a schred of intellect. Next time I'll be more clear.

Oh and Sioux, you c*ckmuncher, get your *ss in here. You chicken out? I'm not done with you yet.


What the fu[/b]ck is a schred? Be more clear in the future by using [b]ENGLISH. Barring the basic intellect necessary to operate a spellcheck tool on any decent word processor, I might recommend this very simple fu[/b]cking link to you, you 3rd-rate pansy fu[b]cking pointy-eared cures-for-fu[/b]ck-all cum-guzzling gutter whore!

Drown in my scrotal sweat.

Where the **** has Sioux been lately anyway?
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Vim seems awfully goddamned familiar with the habits and many vagaries of life as a pre-op, wouldn't you say? I thought that bear-bellied hairy hooker I passed last week in Over the Rhine looked familiar. Now I wish I had run over... her rather than just throw my McDonald's rubbish at... her.
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What the fu[b]
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Bring it on fu[/b]ckers. I'll take you [b]all on!
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Pay no attention to the edit notes at the bottom. I did NOT fu[/b]ck up a markup tag. Nor did I fu[b]ck them up twice running. You all have been hitting the crack pipe too much lately.

**** crackheads. Now I know where all the gil I pay in taxes when I do business in Jeuno goes. Into a bloated welfare system that feeds your damned drug habits!

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#191 Nov 24 2004 at 4:16 AM Rating: Good
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So glad to see you fu[/b]cking co[/i]cksmoking jerkoffs haven't learned to put profanity on the board yet. I tried reading some of this bullsh[b]it, but I couldn't get past all the symbols.

You are all a bunch of worthless fu[b][/b]cks, and I don't even know why I bother with any of you.

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#192 Nov 24 2004 at 4:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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@#%^@#%^@#%^@#%^@#%^ wrote:
So glad to see you fu[/b]cking co[/i]cksmoking jerkoffs haven't learned to put profanity on the board yet. I tried reading some of this bullsh[b]it, but I couldn't get past all the symbols.

You are all a bunch of worthless fu[/b]cks, and I don't even know why I bother with any of you.

[i]Edited, Wed Nov 24 04:17:04 2004 by Xanoxonax


I don't know what the fu[b]
ck you're talking about. >.>

That's by design, that you can't read it. Behind those symbols lies a code in which we have lately been plotting how best to fu[b][/b]ck you with switchblades.

I guess the secret's out now. But then, in another 24 hours it won't matter anyway.

Enjoy your last day on earth, cumrag to an elephant that you are.
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#193 Nov 24 2004 at 5:04 AM Rating: Good
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I am tired of F'ing Tarus.


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I'd rather be a **** Elvaan WHM than a Taru anyday. period. Read Emilyia's above post for very good reasons. At least I have self-respect.


Oh no, here comes the anti-taru **** TRAIN! WOO WOOO!

Man, don't tell me the Humes are getting all uppity now too. I expect this **** from the **** elves, who are played by teenage boys with IQs rivaled only by their pre-pubescent **** size. I almost feel sorry for the future love lifes of any Elvaans who play drk too by that standard of measure. You don't want to get involved with elves, they **** have their giraffe necked heads up their asses. I'm glad "self respect" means being a **** pathertic shell of a person, you **** waste of resources.

In fact, save for the Galka (who get **** too often) and Mithra (though I don't trust them farther than I can throw a boomerang), you **** tall folk can go to hell! **** even as a "gimped" taru melee, I can still wipe the **** floor with the **** Elvaan. Where's my goddamned gin!

EDIT: Making sure the above trainable's quotes are complete, you **** sped.

Edited, Wed Nov 24 05:05:26 2004 by Cambot
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#194 Nov 24 2004 at 6:09 AM Rating: Excellent
Now did I hear some illiterate prancing white mage come in here, di[/b]ck all aflap on the breezes of his pretty Cure 1's, trying to start a fight with me? Huh? Did I?

>.>

I'd like to know where any of you boob jobs get off calling each other anything, as you're all on the same level of NOOBTASTIC.
If you nerds all got together and formed the biggest alliance in the history of Vanadiel, you'd still all get spanked back to your home points by the average Orcish Stonechucker.
Said home points of course being in fu[b]
cking Rabao, since you were all running your fish-bots out there and forgot about the Craptacular Party Extravaganza you were about to undertake.
Sucks to be you guys. I pity the fool that runs cryin' to his mama.

Lay the **** off Tarus, they ain't so bad, for looking like a gremlin trying to pass himself off as a teddy bear.

Speaking of manthras, you **** molesters ought to know, since you all probably cosplay in front of your **** monitors. Don't try to play tough with me, Pink Panties. I know you're sitting there with a stupid pair of ears on your head. Go fu[/b]ck Teddy Ruxpin.

Later for you, di[b]
ck flickers. ^^
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#195 Nov 24 2004 at 12:07 PM Rating: Good
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Alright, I just hit 40 about a week or so ago, learned my Warp II, and all was well.

Now, with that in mind, I'd like to say... F*CK ALL YOU MOTHERF*CKERS WHO KEEP BUGGING ME FOR WARP II.

"Warp II. Plz. 500. plz.." SUCK MY BALLS!

I didn't learn this spell for your 500 gil. I learned this spell to be courteous to my fellow party members and give 'em a free ride home when we're done. If I'm free, I'll take your money and give you a ride. If I'm not free. F*CK OFF!

I swear, I'm gonna rip the **** off the next manthra **** who bugs me for a Warp II when I'm busy, and I'm gonna shove 'em up his **** f*cking ass! What the f*ck is your problem? In the 10 minutes you were bugging me in the Crawlers' Nest, you could have WALKED back to Jeuno. F*CKTARD!

All you pre-pubescent little boys whose balls haven't dropped yet, and who are used to getting everything they want from mommy and daddy can, in fact, just die. Nothing fancy, nothing spectacular. No sucking monkey balls or anything like that. Just die.

I'm gonna snap one of these days, I really am. And when that happens... I'm taking all you f*ckers with me.

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#196 Nov 24 2004 at 12:32 PM Rating: Good
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well, we now have a long list of distinguished asswipes who have joined in on this party. Glad you could make it, now f*ck off and come back after you finished grade school or learn how to toss **** around better than that as* pounding Bobby gave to you last night. You're all **** worthless anyway. Only Sioux here deserves any attention only because she's the thread whore. Keep talking fools, someday you'll say something intelligent.

Oh and Arondight, CAN I GET A WARP II? 500 GIL PLZ. F*ck off

Oh and Guivre, don't think I've forgotten about you overgrown lizzard. Someday I'm gonna make you MY b*tch!
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#197 Nov 24 2004 at 5:37 PM Rating: Good
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Vimien the Brain-Damaged Cum-Stained Whore wrote:
well, we now have a long list of distinguished asswipes who have joined in on this party. Glad you could make it, now f*ck off and come back after you finished grade school or learn how to toss **** around better than that as* pounding Bobby gave to you last night. You're all **** worthless anyway. Only Sioux here deserves any attention only because she's the thread whore. Keep talking fools, someday you'll say something intelligent.

Oh and Arondight, CAN I GET A WARP II? 500 GIL PLZ. F*ck off

Oh and Guivre, don't think I've forgotten about you overgrown lizzard. Someday I'm gonna make you MY b*tch!


You're fu[/b]cking post loses some of it's potency with all those pretty stars draped across it.

Damned fu[b]
cking $10 whores. All mouth and no fu[/b]cking talent.

Go back to pre-school bi[b]
tch.
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Arondight, shut the fu[/b]ck up and get back to being the D2 **** that we know you are. I've seen you give Warp II's for a nickel before, and you threw in a **** with it.

You [b]LIKE
it and we all know it.

I've seen you go down on Sioux before too, but the money she paid was large enough to require several suitcases. I'll give you that much, you had enough sense not to touch her without sufficient recompense.

"Things that make you go.... blueggghhh..."

Edited, Wed Nov 24 17:43:33 2004 by nataraja
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#198 Nov 24 2004 at 6:33 PM Rating: Decent
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I can't stand those F'ing Taru RDMs that try to melee especially. Taru-Waru wanna tickle the monster-wonster? Go sit in the F'ing backline and keep the **** refreshes coming you $#%$ mana battery!!! Else I'll make taru-kabobs outta you and feed you to da Galkas!!!


Wow All i have to say is CHOKE ON IT AND F*CKING DIE!!!!!! F*CK ALL YOU RDM HATERS!!! AND F*CK ALL YOU ANTI - TARU ****

Taru RDM = the Uber RDM, I just Find it Hilarious that i have more MP as a Taru RDM then Hume/Mithra SMN.

Its Ok I know we are the Best Race in the Game But because all you asshats cant compete gives no Reason to be Whiny **** Just Lay down and Take it up the **** as you are Supposed to.

On a Side note i am Laughing my **** off at this thread, Rate ups for all

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#199 Nov 24 2004 at 8:11 PM Rating: Good
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Its Ok I know we are the Best Race in the Game But because all you asshats cant compete gives no Reason to be Whiny **** Just Lay down and Take it up the **** as you are Supposed to.


Tarutarus? What are those? Are those the tiny little squirrly wimpy things whose inner goo gets stuck between my chocobo's toes when she stomps on them?

Get out of the goddamned road!

Now that I think of it, I saw a bunch of these "taru" lying dead the other day. Either that, or they were begging nearby mobs to anally rape them.

Given how they had their asses pushed up in the air, I'm thinking it was the latter.
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#200 Nov 24 2004 at 9:25 PM Rating: Decent
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hi2u


OMGZ!!!!! LOLZ!!!!111!!23! WHAT A FU[b][/b]CKING NOOBZ!!!!!!!!@#$%!!!

I just couldn't resist. That seemed like an open invitation. =P
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