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woot my turn!

Anyone who takes Drg, Drk, or Mnk above 40 should be shot and stuffed in a small box. Drk are only good for stunning and most of them are too @#%^ing stupid to handle that responsibility. Mnks think they can do damage but even gimp job like an elvaan black mage would pwn their asses. Dragoons... do I even need to say anything. We should tatoo the word "Gimp" to the foreheads of all Dragoons and systematically stuff them into wood chipper. Do me a favor, if you have any of these jobs over 40, don't even bother looking for a party. Your just waste everyones time.

5-1, you don't need one of those xp leeching bitches. It's amazing what you can do when your not a @#%^ing poor ass.

As for the gimps. If there so @#%^in tired of hearing it then why the @#%^ don't get off their asses and get a real job. Their the @#%^in bums of FFXI, they live off the charity of non-gimps and get told to, "get a real @#%^in job." I'm not trying to be original, I'm just pissed off that square enix would waste 3 class slots on pure bullsh*t. If they made a job called the "Janitor" who's sole ability was to sweep the streets of bastok it'd be more @#%^in useful. Atleast they'd have some kinda purpose and know their roles underneath the feet of real jobs.

I'd return the favor and tell you stuff yourself into a woodchipper but you're so full of sh*t you wouldn't even fit into the nozzle.

I love parties who call for /help, then once your party engages they fu[/b]ckin' Escape. Yep, actually happened last night in Boyhoda Tree to my party. As SOOON as we get there this pt is getting pwned by two Bark Spiders. My dumb a[b]ss says, (and this will never happen again, btw) "Hey. let's help 'em out.." We engaged, they Escape. Luckily we Escaped and there was half thier party resting. "Umm, lol, I cast Escape before my pt member called for help, not my fault.."

How about you guys fu[/b]cking communicate cum choker? I mean, ever hear of party chat? And of course, the co[b]ckgobbler who actually called for help raced back to the spot they were in so they wouldn't lose their precious camp spot to us. What a bunch of fu[/b]cktards. And if anyone in that pt posts here and reads this and doesn't like my tone I could give two fu[b]cking sh[/b]its because it happened, you or someone in your pt did it, and I don't know you. So the next time your party ever needs help and I'm near, fu[b]ck the fu[b][/b]ck off.

Edited, Wed Nov 10 14:47:19 2004 by Trizzoro

Dear everyone's mom,

Hey, f*ck you, you son (.. daughter?) of a bitch. I'm sick of your kids and all their stupid experience points sh*t. What's up with that? You don't need LEVELS. You don't need GIL. You need.. something else! Go home, sit in your mog house, and... play with your tarutaru onion dolls! You think this is a GAME, BITCH?

That's what I thought, woman. Now go make me a sammich.

<3/Ferra

*edited*

p.s. F*ck you guys, I just spent thirty minutes posting some stupid sh*t when I could have been crying in my mog house.

Edited, Sun Nov 14 08:07:05 2004 by Ferra

Alright kiddies, time to go home.

Just jumping on in here and pretending you know how to flame, eh? F*ck off, tiny tots. You have no idea what you're doing.

Zariko, you looked like you typed that last post while still sucking on your mother's titter. Good for you, man. Here's a cookie. Now go f*ck yourself.

Trizz, you just don't get it, do you? People are SUPPOSED to do sh*t like that. And you have no room to complain. I saw you just stand around in a party once doing nothing because you were too busy jerking off to the RSE Mithra that was there. Communication? You wouldn't know what that is if it bit your f*cking d*ck off.

And for all the people whining that others bust on the fact that you're a DRK or DRG... jesus f*cking christ, just admit it. You suck. Period. Admit you have a problem and then go change jobs to something that actually contributes to a party. Admission is the first step, f*cktards.

Vimien and Sioux, how could I forget about you two? There isn't much I can say to you that hasn't been said before, so I'll just give the both of you a healthy f*ck you six ways from sunday.

I'm getting tired of all the half-assed attempts at flaming in this thread. Get a clue, folks. Are there any marbles rolling around in those heads or are you typing out your collective packed asses? Christ... how pathetic.

--Arondight, Bismarck

Edit: Rate ups for all you f*ckers just because. I don't need to give a reason, so f*ck you very much.

Edited, Sun Nov 14 15:32:32 2004 by sagashe

Originality, creativity, composition... obviously all these facets of a good flame escape you, Zariko. Don't you have anything better to do than re-hash the same sh*t over and over? Go suck on this and go f*ck that... please. Gimmie a break. Go back to looking for a group, you f*cking worthless DRK... or are you a DRG? It doesn't matter, they're both terrible anyway.

Furthermore, I'll have you know that monkey balls are a rare delicacy. Don't knock it 'till you've tried it, f*ckstain.

Christ, I hate babysitting you f*cking kids.

--Arondight, Bismarck

Thanks f*ckstick. I've repayed the favor.

--Arondight, Bismarck

You know SE should have made an exception when they granted you
your Dragoon title and rather should have given you.

Zariko: Paragon of unparalleled stupidity and idiocy

See that's where we encouter a problem you retarded excuse for a lame waste of life. Why don't you grow some balls, shave your hairy ass legs, brush your teeth, run a comb or brush through your hair (yes those do exist) and then maybe we'll talk. Oh and another thing that is just flat out obvious... YOU SUCK

^^b was nice meeting ya in the game this morning though... ASSHAT

Arondight, what the @#%^ do you know about typing while still sucking on your mothers titter, you @#%^ing talking from experiance because i'm so sure you of all people would bloody know... sh*t headed trash talking bloody tampon.

And to all of you @#%^ heads who talk sh*t about Dragoon's and Red Mages I hope all your extremitites fall off and you fall into a vat of acid.





Edited, Sun Nov 14 18:05:09 2004 by zandertheredmage

Edited, Sun Nov 14 18:09:03 2004 by zandertheredmage

Ugh-ohh. Sioux's pms'ing again. Let's hope that she didn't use her moogle as a tampoon.

Sioux said this:




...we're waiting.

*bump*


*drops gauntlet*


what? the newb can't play too?

*woot*

I showed up just in time...

*passes the popcorn*

Oh and Aunika, don't think I forgot about you either. You think you can just jump in here and not get your welcome? You brought it apon yourself m'friend. Now turn around and bend over

First of all, Mantha's are gay. Any male who who plays a female character is either a closet homosexual or hasn't played with enough titties in his time. Bet your the one who offers to strip down to your birthday suit for gil eh? Stuff like that should stop except that people like Zariko and Arondight live off that sh*t to get his jollies off (wackwackwack--wackwackwack...eh Zariko?)

Oh f*ck you living on the west coast. West coasters are the sux.

I can't change the last line cause you say all that needs to be said

Guiver must have a thing for gay Elvaan WHM's...maybe if you weren't so flaming he woulda left you alone.

Man Vim, I haven't seen you in a while, how you been?

I was in a party Monday night, and we were getting owned by a hornfly in Crawler's Nest. One party member calls for help and the other starts screaming "Cast escape."

So I wait, and two people come over and start helping us. At this point we were 4/6... I didn't want to cast escape because I didn't want the 2 other players to get annihilated when we left. So I didn't cast escape and one of our party members survived as the result. "Why didn't you cast escape?" "because you called for help." It was kind of a big deal at first because everyone died and people were pissed at me, but I think I did the right thing. After a while it was cool and we were all on good terms (at least I think.)

I am tired of F'ing Tarus. They are short, stubby, n fugly!!! And won't stop looking up my dress!!! Why is that everytime tarus do dumb S*** and ppl think its cute?!? Why is that when a Galka did the same thing, they get yelled at for being stupid and rude?!?

I can't stand those F'ing Taru RDMs that try to melee especially. Taru-Waru wanna tickle the monster-wonster? Go sit in the F'ing backline and keep the damn refreshes coming you $#%$ mana battery!!! Else I'll make taru-kabobs outta you and feed you to da Galkas!!!

******
Kudos to Galkas. I love Galkas. They excel in tanking handsdown. Galkan NIN WAR PLD are end game GOD HNM tanking materials. Galkan WAR/NIN with Kraken and Ridill will own your ass in Ballista. But you never see any Galkas getting any credits.


On closing note:
http://f40.aaa.livedoor.jp/~galka/art/Moss04.htm

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! [Tarutaru][Meat Dishes][Yes, Please]

I cannot stand when people demonize certain jobs, i.e. Dragoon, if you dont like it dont eat it, Nuff' said.

I cant stand when you are lvl 55 and everyone else is lvl 20 and you help them getting so much stuff, Adv. jobs, escort to Jeuno etc. and one day when they are higher than you because you are a dragoon just give you the shaft and decide cant use you anymore and they just leave you high and dry.

I cannot stand people that dislike something someone does and keeps it inside to the point they hate that person. They also influence others into disliking that persons acts to the point they hate you as well. I hate putting all the work into an LS and having a pearl hopper just come in and hijack it and destroy the LS by making their own LS.

I hate people that lvl so fast that they dont even understand their job. I hate people that bring racial feuds into this game; "Chinese gil sellers", "Stuck up Japanese", "Stupid Americans", please leave that out of the game. People are people judge them by their actions and dont attach ethnicity to such actions.

I hate how cute Tarutarus are, you wanna hate them but you really cant. Damn it thats all I have right now.

What the fu[/b]ck is a schred? Be more clear in the future by using [b]ENGLISH. Barring the basic intellect necessary to operate a spellcheck tool on any decent word processor, I might recommend this very simple fu[/b]cking link to you, you 3rd-rate pansy fu[b]cking pointy-eared cures-for-fu[/b]ck-all cum-guzzling gutter whore!

Drown in my scrotal sweat.

Where the hell has Sioux been lately anyway?
__________

Vim seems awfully goddamned familiar with the habits and many vagaries of life as a pre-op, wouldn't you say? I thought that bear-bellied hairy hooker I passed last week in Over the Rhine looked familiar. Now I wish I had run over... her rather than just throw my McDonald's rubbish at... her.
__________

What the fu[b]ck are you looking at?

Bring it on fu[/b]ckers. I'll take you [b]all on!
__________

Pay no attention to the edit notes at the bottom. I did NOT fu[/b]ck up a markup tag. Nor did I fu[b]ck them up twice running. You all have been hitting the crack pipe too much lately.

Goddamn crackheads. Now I know where all the gil I pay in taxes when I do business in Jeuno goes. Into a bloated welfare system that feeds your damned drug habits!

Edited, Wed Nov 24 04:07:05 2004 by nataraja

Edited, Wed Nov 24 04:10:22 2004 by nataraja

Edited, Wed Nov 24 04:23:33 2004 by nataraja

Edited, Wed Nov 24 04:24:50 2004 by nataraja

I don't know what the fu[b]ck you're talking about. >.>

That's by design, that you can't read it. Behind those symbols lies a code in which we have lately been plotting how best to fu[b][/b]ck you with switchblades.

I guess the secret's out now. But then, in another 24 hours it won't matter anyway.

Enjoy your last day on earth, cumrag to an elephant that you are.

Now did I hear some illiterate prancing white mage come in here, di[/b]ck all aflap on the breezes of his pretty Cure 1's, trying to start a fight with me? Huh? Did I?

>.>

I'd like to know where any of you boob jobs get off calling each other anything, as you're all on the same level of NOOBTASTIC.
If you nerds all got together and formed the biggest alliance in the history of Vanadiel, you'd still all get spanked back to your home points by the average Orcish Stonechucker.
Said home points of course being in fu[b]cking Rabao, since you were all running your fish-bots out there and forgot about the Craptacular Party Extravaganza you were about to undertake.
Sucks to be you guys. I pity the fool that runs cryin' to his mama.

Lay the hell off Tarus, they ain't so bad, for looking like a gremlin trying to pass himself off as a teddy bear.

Speaking of manthras, you ass molesters ought to know, since you all probably cosplay in front of your goddamn monitors. Don't try to play tough with me, Pink Panties. I know you're sitting there with a stupid pair of ears on your head. Go fu[/b]ck Teddy Ruxpin.

Later for you, di[b]ck flickers. ^^

well, we now have a long list of distinguished @#%^s who have joined in on this party. Glad you could make it, now f*ck off and come back after you finished grade school or learn how to toss sh*t around better than that as* pounding Bobby gave to you last night. You're all @#%^ing worthless anyway. Only Sioux here deserves any attention only because she's the thread whore. Keep talking fools, someday you'll say something intelligent.

Oh and Arondight, CAN I GET A WARP II? 500 GIL PLZ. F*ck off

Oh and Guivre, don't think I've forgotten about you overgrown lizzard. Someday I'm gonna make you MY b*tch!

Wow All i have to say is CHOKE ON IT AND F*CKING DIE!!!!!! F*CK ALL YOU RDM HATERS!!! AND F*CK ALL YOU ANTI - TARU Bitches!!!!!

Taru RDM = the Uber RDM, I just Find it Hilarious that i have more MP as a Taru RDM then Hume/Mithra SMN.

Its Ok I know we are the Best Race in the Game But because all you asshats cant compete gives no Reason to be Whiny Bitches Just Lay down and Take it up the Ass as you are Supposed to.

On a Side note i am Laughing my ass off at this thread, Rate ups for all

Edited, Wed Nov 24 18:44:21 2004 by Machtaru

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