Why you f*cking little pussywhipped, wannabe, shiveled-penis, little Elvaan, taru-pole sucking WHM. You wanna piece of me? You got it.
First of all, what made you ever DREAM that you could be a competent white mage? Not only are you an Elvaan b*tch, you don't even know your role. Why, the last time I saw you, you were trying to be the main tank. It's a good thing the party leader had a lot of patience. I would have booted your ass outta there the second I saw your mutilated, ugly face.
Second, I see you have a SMN sub? Not only are you an incompetant WHM, you don't have a f*cking clue either. Why SMN, man? So you can call out your underleveled carbuncle and have him suck on your d*ck while you try and beat on stuff with your club?
And on that note, why are you using a club, f*cktard? Making up for what's not there between your legs? Oh wait... you do have something there. A hole. 2 holes. 6 inches apart. And you like them filled at the same time, I'm sure, you perverted little Frenchman.
So stop talking smack when you don't know how. This is not your place, big-brown-eyehat. Go back to the kiddie corner and let the adults have their conversation without your insolent, childish remarks getting in the way. I swear... we get bigger and bigger kids coming 'round everyday. F*ck.
Incidentally, if you're going to screw a sheep, best to do it at the edge of a cliff, so it'll push back.