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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Priceless humor. No really, I chuckled a little bit. Not really because it was funny, but more because it was a pathetically cute (if not unoriginal) attempt to flame me.
Angeleus lives in the United States and I think he's from Equador or some other third world country where people eat bat guano or use moose **** as an elixir. **** if I know if he's here legally, but that's besides the point. The fact of the matter is that English is his second language. This makes for lolworthy jaja posts from him.
More on topic of why he's in love with me right now, is that Angeleus is stark raving ******* insane. I'm not saying that to be insulting to him, though I realize the merits of insulting him. It is tons of fun to poke him with a stick. Angeleus was in our linkshell about a year and a half ago. ( He was a very ****** WHM. I hope for the sake of anyone that parties with him on WHM, that he got better. I think he’s a WAR too now.) He brought his in-game girl with him. Then proceeded to abuse the ever-loving ******* out of her verbally, over and over again.
He avoided doing this in shell but did it in parties enough to where I was hearing of it. This behavior reflects poorly upon us and I kicked him. His in-game woman stayed with us and he stalked her and our linkshell by constantly tracking her movements. Over a year and a half, he called her, threatened to kill her, hurt her, himself, etc... He would also place very lolworthy emo comments in his bazaar comments or search comments like "you don't know what I'll do to kill the demons in me." or some other brand of similar garbage.
He was in a few other craptastic linkshells that didn't hold together. One of them tried to ninja pop a Kirin on top of us out of rotation. This isn't a major deal but it is highly disrespectful. So we used a tactic we learned from RMT and killed them. They lost the Kirin and we let it depop. This is the only time we've ever done this. Angeleus wasn't the reason we did it, but it did make it so much sweeter.
Recently he started getting worse. He tried creating his own end-game shell and recruited people loyal or immune to his particular brand of psychosis or too new to realize that he is an ignoramus. Then he placed his old in-game girlfriend's POL ID in his search comment. She called a GM and he was gone for three days. He swears he didn't earn a vacation. I call ********* She also moved, changed her phone number and some other preventative measures to ensure that this nutjob couldn't get a hold of her. He was back for a week or two and then disappeared from the server.
During the same time this was happening, I went on the offensive against Angeleus. I bothered him on his website and tried to **** him off. I was sick of taking his **** and sick of our members taking his ****.
It is tons of fun to poke him with a stick.
It worked marvelously. He posted a false background check on bluegartr and then created a sockpuppet account and managed to **** the mods off so bad over there, that they IP banned him. He then threatened them and told them he would get them shut down. This tickled the mods so much that the reopened my locked fake BC just so that they could flame him. I understand that’s a rare honor. After that he came over here to flame me. At first, he tries to pretend as though he has some kind of strong moral fibre and intelligence. But once you "unleash the demons" (or whatever emo **** he's spouting this week) in him, holy **** - watch out. It won't ever end.
We've kicked other people that are aware of what a douche this guy really is and despite the fact that some of them might have hard feelings towards our linkshell, they will probably unanimously agree that Angeleus is a psycho stalker ****** from the fifth dimension.
I think he got banned from FFXI. He swears that he didn't. Maybe he's just laying low. Honestly, I don't care if he comes back or not. I do pray nightly that a large number of spider monkeys take turns skull ******* him.
Sidenote: He loves to drop the race card. I don’t dislike him for being of Latin descent. Two of the leaders in our LS are Latino twins and one of them works for Homeland Security. This doesn’t change the fact that Angeleus is an ignorant jaja.
Hey Angeleus, your turn ********