I'm just going to leave this here without comment for anyone who enjoys comedy:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_career_of_L._Ron_Hubbard
Did I mention the Home invader I had to toss out of my appartment at knifepoint back when i was still living in an appartment claimed to be a Scientologist on his profile page? It's amazing what you can find out about someone when you have their drivers License...
I'll see if I can have them removed under our Offensive ad policy. If nothing else, I find them offensive. Don't hold your breath though.