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#1 Feb 09 2007 at 7:34 AM Rating: Good
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OoT: Rules and Regulations~

OoT#1:There will be no more stupid Fight Club references in OoT, ever. The OoT does NOT talk about Fight Club. Submitted by Senjiow

OoT#2: You can not “claim”, “get” or “steal” a page on an EDIT.

OoT#3: You can not call a poster with a larger post count then you, “nub”, “n00b”, or “newb” (and any other variation therein) in a DING thread.

OoT#4: Ding Threads are made at 1K, 4K (because of Star Activation) 5K and 10K. After 10K, Ding all you want. No one cares about you any more.

OoT#5: If at anytime a poster challenges your current avatar and you are known to have had a bewbs avatard previously, you must comply in 5 posts and revert back to said bewbs for at least 25 (non-Smiley: spam, non-journal) posts.

OoT#6: More then one animal in a single post causes Zootoxicpostism. EX: Smiley: goat can not proceed Smiley: llama and vice versa.

OoT#7:Once a thread has been de-railed, re-railing it back on topic, on the same page, is off limits and punishable by death. Addendum ~ To de-rail a thread it must be non-legendary status. Submitted by TheDakster, now know as just Dak. Addendum by Hellboy

OoT#8:Only pointless threads shall be stickied. For months at a time. For no reason. At all. Submitted by Senjiow

OoT#9: Usagichan is the only with the power to call Legendary. Submitted by Hellboy

OoT#10: (Used to be forum##) threads always suck. Stop moving them here. Submitted by Hellboy Otherwise known as Alla's garbage can.

OoT#11: Birthdays or other celebrations do not exist until a mandatory CJ has happened. Submitted by Dorsa

OoT#12: If you start a "Hay everyone! Entertain me!" attention whore thread, you are not allowed to leave your computer for no less than four hours. Momentary pee, snack, or smoke breaks are acceptable, but should be no longer than 5 minutes. Submitted by Nixnot

So sayeth thy Herald.


The rest of the OoT: R and R shall be submitted in a orderly fashion by her fellow posters. Further inclusions shall be decided upon by The Herald and it's producers.






Edited, Jun 6th 2007 9:39am by Kaelesh
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#2 Feb 09 2007 at 7:38 AM Rating: Good
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I can abide by these rules.

However anyone that makes a Ding thread regarding post counts deserves to be called "nub", "noob", "newb" or anything else fitting that description. Yes, I've done it before and I fully expected the "Nub" calling. It's tradition! Smiley: grin
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#3 Feb 09 2007 at 7:39 AM Rating: Decent
OoT#6 Once a thread has been derailed, putting it back on topic is off limits and punishable by death.
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#4 Feb 09 2007 at 7:40 AM Rating: Decent
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Perhaps we need to sticky this...
#5 Feb 09 2007 at 7:40 AM Rating: Decent
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TheDakster, Eater of Souls wrote:
OoT#6 Once a thread has been derailed, putting it back on topic is off limits and punishable by death.


At least Re-Railing it on the same page. Myself and the producers feel that it's unlikely that it won't be re-railed at some point in time.
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#6 Feb 09 2007 at 7:41 AM Rating: Good
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I believe ding threads are also made at 1234get and 1337 get and probably 4321get aswell. Since (not counting my own) I have seen these threads before.
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#7 Feb 09 2007 at 7:42 AM Rating: Decent
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OoT#7: Only pointless threads shall be stickied.
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#8 Feb 09 2007 at 7:42 AM Rating: Good
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Smiley: motz Quit making rules. Rules stink!

Besided I'm coming up on 2k and you better believe I'm making a ding thread.
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#9 Feb 09 2007 at 7:42 AM Rating: Decent
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OoT#7: Only pointless threads shall be stickied.


orly?
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#11 Feb 09 2007 at 7:45 AM Rating: Good
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Yea, most of these rules fail anyway. And I imagine this thread will just get de-railed eventually anyway.
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Wait, why am I being quoted in here?Smiley: confused
#12 Feb 09 2007 at 7:46 AM Rating: Decent
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nowai!
#13 Feb 09 2007 at 7:46 AM Rating: Decent
You just think they suck cause you didn't get one added so Smiley: tongue
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#14 Feb 09 2007 at 7:49 AM Rating: Good
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One of my Guinea hens died yesterday. Got home from work and there it was all frozen solid in it's little house.

Like Anna Nicole, cause of death is not yet determined.
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#15 Feb 09 2007 at 7:49 AM Rating: Good
No! You will not derail the OoT R an R!
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#16 Feb 09 2007 at 7:51 AM Rating: Good
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Sorry to hear that Elinda.
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Like Anna Nicole, cause of death is definately drug related.


Fisked.

Helping Elinda de-rail threads since...today.
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#18 Feb 09 2007 at 7:51 AM Rating: Decent
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Senjiow wrote:
OoT#7: Only pointless threads shall be stickied.


You got it.

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#19 Feb 09 2007 at 7:51 AM Rating: Decent
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OOT#8-- You don't talk about OOT.
OOT#9-- You don't talk about OOT.
#20 Feb 09 2007 at 7:52 AM Rating: Excellent
OoT#8: To de-rail a thread it must be non-legendary status.

OoT#9: Usagichan is the only with the power to call Legendary
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#21 Feb 09 2007 at 7:52 AM Rating: Decent
Ignore them! Ignore them I say!
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#22 Feb 09 2007 at 7:57 AM Rating: Decent
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Hellboy the Hand wrote:
OoT#8: To de-rail a thread it must be non-legendary status.



More of an addendum for a previous rule.
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#23 Feb 09 2007 at 7:58 AM Rating: Good
Did I mention how hawt the girls were who work at the restaurant at which I supped last night? I think I may go back for lunch today and check out the daytime staff.

Oh yeah ... I challenge your jurisdiction to impose these regulations. You lack plenary power to unilaterally adopt new rules and doing so violates our right to procedural due process. The proper procedure is to post the proposed revisions, allow a period for public comment, then hold public hearings. Of course, that assumes that the putative regulatory body has been properly empowered to adopt and enforce rules. Without the appropriate Executive Order or Legislation granting you such power, we cannot be bound by any administrative precepts you ostensibly "enact" here.

So there!
#24 Feb 09 2007 at 7:59 AM Rating: Decent
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OoT#10: There will be no more stupid Fight Club references in OoT, ever.
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#25 Feb 09 2007 at 8:01 AM Rating: Decent
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OoT#10: There will be no more stupid Fight Club references in OoT, ever.



I second this rule! Fight club was a great movie but its annoying how everyone and their brother makes the first 2 rule joke and think they're witty.
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#26 Feb 09 2007 at 8:02 AM Rating: Good
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OoT#10: There will be no more stupid Fight Club references in OoT, ever.





I second this rule! Fight club was a great movie but its annoying how everyone and their brother makes the first 2 rule joke and think they're witty.




Motion carried, any further reference to fight-club will end in decapitation.
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#27 Feb 09 2007 at 8:05 AM Rating: Good
So, the first rule of OOT is not to mention Fight Club?
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So, the first rule of OOT is not to mention Fight Club?



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Did I mention how hawt the girls were who work at the restaurant at which I supped last night? I think I may go back for lunch today and check out the daytime staff.

Oh yeah ... I challenge your jurisdiction to impose these regulations. You lack plenary power to unilaterally adopt new rules and doing so violates our right to procedural due process. The proper procedure is to post the proposed revisions, allow a period for public comment, then hold public hearings. Of course, that assumes that the putative regulatory body has been properly empowered to adopt and enforce rules. Without the appropriate Executive Order or Legislation granting you such power, we cannot be bound by any administrative precepts you ostensibly "enact" here.

So there!


Don't you throw those big city words around at me, Hollywood.

These plans have been on display at the Parliment for over a year.



So long and Thanks for all the fish!

Edited, Feb 9th 2007 10:07am by Kaelesh
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#30 Feb 09 2007 at 8:07 AM Rating: Decent
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So, the first rule of OOT is not to mention Fight Club?


It will be if we can talk Kaelesh into changing his post.
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So long and Thanks for all the fish!


Every time I see that I can't help but start singing it.
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#32 Feb 09 2007 at 8:09 AM Rating: Decent
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So, the first rule of OOT is not to mention Fight Club?


It will be if we can talk Kaelesh into changing his post.


Done!
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I think somehow...
I may have won and lost simultaneously.
#35 Feb 09 2007 at 10:07 AM Rating: Excellent
OoT10#: One cannot simply walk into The Asylum.

OoT11#: (Used to be forum##) threads always suck.
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OoT11#: (Used to be forum##) threads always suck.


Without a freakin doubt.
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#37 Feb 09 2007 at 10:13 AM Rating: Excellent
New rule: Jews are greedy.
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#38 Feb 09 2007 at 10:16 AM Rating: Excellent
OoT#?: /b/tards are accepted, not flaunted.
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#39 Feb 09 2007 at 10:17 AM Rating: Decent
OoT#? Most of what Hellboy says is complete nonsense and should be ignored.


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#41 Feb 09 2007 at 10:22 AM Rating: Excellent
OoT##: Darqflame cannot do whatever she wants.

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Edited, Feb 9th 2007 1:00pm by Darqflame
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DF -- yes I can...

Edited, Feb 9th 2007 1:00pm by Darqflame


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OoT##: Birthdays or other celebrations do not exist until a mandatory CJ has happened.

Edited, Feb 9th 2007 2:32pm by Dorsa
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RACK that Usagichan.
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I claimed pages back with warmav, so I don't have to follow rule #2 >:O

(Although, if we count the fact that I never try to claim pages in the OOT it doesn't really matter much.)
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#49 Feb 09 2007 at 1:57 PM Rating: Good
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I claimed pages back with warmav, so I don't have to follow rule #2 >:O

(Although, if we count the fact that I never try to claim pages in the OOT it doesn't really matter much.)
Back then, people would post before their claim too. In fact, they'd spam just to get to the next page.
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Deadgye wrote:
I claimed pages back with warmav, so I don't have to follow rule #2 >:O

(Although, if we count the fact that I never try to claim pages in the OOT it doesn't really matter much.)
Back then, people would post before their claim too. In fact, they'd spam just to get to the next page.


Our spam was nowhere near the spam of what currently goes on in the OOT, it actually had some sense in it somewhere. The main point of the page claiming was actually to keep the server forums thread bumped up at the top since it couldn't be stickied. Eventually the constant posting and super refreshing convinced certain peoples to make the server forums official :p

And without futher-ado:

(15) Deadgye (21,22,24,30,32,41,42,44,46,47,48,50,52,60,64)
(8) SeomanP (8,10,13,19,26,58,59,61)
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