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OoT: Rules and Regulations~

OoT#1:There will be no more stupid Fight Club references in OoT, ever. The OoT does NOT talk about Fight Club. Submitted by Senjiow

OoT#2: You can not “claim”, “get” or “steal” a page on an EDIT.

OoT#3: You can not call a poster with a larger post count then you, “nub”, “n00b”, or “newb” (and any other variation therein) in a DING thread.

OoT#4: Ding Threads are made at 1K, 4K (because of Star Activation) 5K and 10K. After 10K, Ding all you want. No one cares about you any more.

OoT#5: If at anytime a poster challenges your current avatar and you are known to have had a bewbs avatard previously, you must comply in 5 posts and revert back to said bewbs for at least 25 (non-, non-journal) posts.

OoT#6: More then one animal in a single post causes Zootoxicpostism. EX: can not proceed and vice versa.

OoT#7:Once a thread has been de-railed, re-railing it back on topic, on the same page, is off limits and punishable by death. Addendum ~ To de-rail a thread it must be non-legendary status. Submitted by TheDakster, now know as just Dak. Addendum by Hellboy

OoT#8:Only pointless threads shall be stickied. For months at a time. For no reason. At all. Submitted by Senjiow

OoT#9: Usagichan is the only with the power to call Legendary. Submitted by Hellboy

OoT#10: (Used to be forum##) threads always suck. Stop moving them here. Submitted by Hellboy Otherwise known as Alla's garbage can.

OoT#11: Birthdays or other celebrations do not exist until a mandatory CJ has happened. Submitted by Dorsa

OoT#12: If you start a "Hay everyone! Entertain me!" attention whore thread, you are not allowed to leave your computer for no less than four hours. Momentary pee, snack, or smoke breaks are acceptable, but should be no longer than 5 minutes. Submitted by Nixnot

So sayeth thy Herald.


The rest of the OoT: R and R shall be submitted in a orderly fashion by her fellow posters. Further inclusions shall be decided upon by The Herald and it's producers.






Edited, Jun 6th 2007 9:39am by Kaelesh

OoT#6 Once a thread has been derailed, putting it back on topic is off limits and punishable by death.

At least Re-Railing it on the same page. Myself and the producers feel that it's unlikely that it won't be re-railed at some point in time.

OoT#7: Only pointless threads shall be stickied.

orly?

Yea, most of these rules fail anyway. And I imagine this thread will just get de-railed eventually anyway.

You just think they suck cause you didn't get one added so

No! You will not derail the OoT R an R!

Fisked.

Helping Elinda de-rail threads since...today.

OOT#8-- You don't talk about OOT.
OOT#9-- You don't talk about OOT.

Ignore them! Ignore them I say!

Did I mention how hawt the girls were who work at the restaurant at which I supped last night? I think I may go back for lunch today and check out the daytime staff.

Oh yeah ... I challenge your jurisdiction to impose these regulations. You lack plenary power to unilaterally adopt new rules and doing so violates our right to procedural due process. The proper procedure is to post the proposed revisions, allow a period for public comment, then hold public hearings. Of course, that assumes that the putative regulatory body has been properly empowered to adopt and enforce rules. Without the appropriate Executive Order or Legislation granting you such power, we cannot be bound by any administrative precepts you ostensibly "enact" here.

So there!

I second this rule! Fight club was a great movie but its annoying how everyone and their brother makes the first 2 rule joke and think they're witty.

So, the first rule of OOT is not to mention Fight Club?

Thoronmir the Venerable wrote:

Did I mention how hawt the girls were who work at the restaurant at which I supped last night? I think I may go back for lunch today and check out the daytime staff.

Oh yeah ... I challenge your jurisdiction to impose these regulations. You lack plenary power to unilaterally adopt new rules and doing so violates our right to procedural due process. The proper procedure is to post the proposed revisions, allow a period for public comment, then hold public hearings. Of course, that assumes that the putative regulatory body has been properly empowered to adopt and enforce rules. Without the appropriate Executive Order or Legislation granting you such power, we cannot be bound by any administrative precepts you ostensibly "enact" here.

So there!

Don't you throw those big city words around at me, Hollywood.

These plans have been on display at the Parliment for over a year.



So long and Thanks for all the fish!

Edited, Feb 9th 2007 10:07am by Kaelesh

Every time I see that I can't help but start singing it.

HELL YEAH!

OoT10#: One cannot simply walk into The Asylum.

OoT11#: (Used to be forum##) threads always suck.

New rule: Jews are greedy.

OoT#? Most of what Hellboy says is complete nonsense and should be ignored.

OoT##: Darqflame cannot do whatever she wants.

DF -- yes I can...

Edited, Feb 9th 2007 1:00pm by Darqflame

OoT##: Birthdays or other celebrations do not exist until a mandatory CJ has happened.

Edited, Feb 9th 2007 2:32pm by Dorsa

RACK that Usagichan.

Back then, people would post before their claim too. In fact, they'd spam just to get to the next page.

Yeah My hovercraft is full of eelss piss me off.


in b4 get

Edited, Feb 9th 2007 5:05pm by EliteBeatAgent