To be fair, I have an ****** every time we have ***. So clearly the problem is with her.
What is this "sex" you speak of?
Last week, I saw a guy with an eyepatch and a gold monocle and pointed him out to Flea as one of the most awesome things I've seen, ever. If I had an eyepatch and a gold monocle, I'd always dress up as Mr. Peanut but with a hook hand and a parrot.