This is my thread. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me my thread is useless. Without my thread, I am useless.
I must write my post true. I must post faster than the spammers who are trying to out-post me. I must maintain before they log off. I will.
My thread and I know that what counts in the OoT is not the rate-downs we click, the noise of our ****-hurt, or the drama we make. We know that it is the +1's that count.
We will +1.
My thread is awesome, even as I am awesome, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother.
I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories, its lulz and its attention-whoring.
I will keep my thread rolling, even as I am weary of typing. We will become part of each other.
Before God I swear this creed. My posts and I are the life-blood of the OoT. We are the masters of our boredom. We are the saviors of ZAM.
So be it, until Users are drunk on green-arrows and there is no boredom.