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#1 Aug 09 2014 at 3:47 PM Rating: Excellent
This is my thread. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

It is my life.

I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me my thread is useless. Without my thread, I am useless.

I must write my post true. I must post faster than the spammers who are trying to out-post me. I must maintain before they log off. I will.

My thread and I know that what counts in the OoT is not the rate-downs we click, the noise of our ****-hurt, or the drama we make. We know that it is the +1's that count.

We will +1.

My thread is awesome, even as I am awesome, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother.

I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories, its lulz and its attention-whoring.

I will keep my thread rolling, even as I am weary of typing. We will become part of each other.

Before God I swear this creed. My posts and I are the life-blood of the OoT. We are the masters of our boredom. We are the saviors of ZAM.

So be it, until Users are drunk on green-arrows and there is no boredom.
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#2 Aug 09 2014 at 3:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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Friar Bijou wrote:
I must post faster than the spammers who are trying to out-post me. I must maintain before they log off. I will.


Funny, if you posted faster than the spammers you would have been 10K by now.
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#3 Aug 09 2014 at 3:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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Butts.
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#4 Aug 09 2014 at 4:05 PM Rating: Good
Shaowstrike, is that...is that an taru in a Deadpool suit?
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#5 Aug 09 2014 at 6:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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Shaowstrike, is that...is that an taru in a Deadpool suit?


Sure, let's go with that. It was posted on Imgur and I decided to use it.
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#6 Aug 09 2014 at 6:43 PM Rating: Good
Why isn't that Kao guy there posting in this thread?

Is he new?









heh heh heh heh heh....heeeehhhhhh
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#7 Aug 09 2014 at 6:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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I was checking for spammers to kill. There was only the one in there, but is dead now.

I've been trying not to hit 30k before I get my 30k thing done. which seeing as it's merely theoretical at this point, probably means i'm behind.

That and all the spammers recently have left fewer minutes for silly admin postings. We're finally slowing them down though!
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#8 Aug 09 2014 at 10:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
That and all the spammers recently have left fewer minutes for silly admin postings. We're finally slowing them down though!
It's kinda funny that all the ones that remain seem to want to help us lose weight and build muscle.

If they really wanted to be effective, they'd be claiming to have the ultimate cheesecake recipe.
#9 Aug 10 2014 at 1:03 AM Rating: Excellent
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Those ones were harder to filter for. Lots of games have or had weight reducing bags and other mechanics based off weight, so its not a term you can easily filter out. And do you have any idea how many times the word lost is used in a game database? It's probably more frequent than "the". It's a much more manageable level though. A few of the stupid india spammers are still getting through, and I've noticed they are starting to adjust their spam strings so I think there is an actual person behind this spam attack, or at least someone who gets failure to spam notices or something from his bots. But so far they are mainly getting blocked or destroyed with impunity. I kind of hope it stays that way. We can deal with normal spam. It's just the super high rate topic spam with no tools that was killing us. I'm hopefull the forum will start to recover from it in a few months in terms of the users who got ****** and left. We'll see.
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#10 Aug 10 2014 at 8:54 AM Rating: Excellent
I'm up in here in the A.Ms!
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#11 Aug 10 2014 at 11:18 AM Rating: Excellent
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
That and all the spammers recently have left fewer minutes for silly admin postings. We're finally slowing them down though!
It's kinda funny that all the ones that remain seem to want to help us lose weight and build muscle.

If they really wanted to be effective, they'd be claiming to have the ultimate cheesecake recipe.
Nah dude. Video game forums are filled with lots of people who want to weigh less and have more muscle but who don't want to actually work to lose/gain them. Smiley: lol
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#12 Aug 10 2014 at 3:24 PM Rating: Good
Spoonless wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
That and all the spammers recently have left fewer minutes for silly admin postings. We're finally slowing them down though!
It's kinda funny that all the ones that remain seem to want to help us lose weight and build muscle.

If they really wanted to be effective, they'd be claiming to have the ultimate cheesecake recipe.
Nah dude. Video game forums are filled with lots of people who want to weigh less and have more muscle but who don't want to actually work to lose/gain them. Smiley: lol

My thought exactly.Smiley: laugh
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#13 Aug 10 2014 at 5:22 PM Rating: Good
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Thankfully I am neither fat nor stupid so those ads don't do anything for me.
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#14 Aug 10 2014 at 5:56 PM Rating: Good
Yea be super thankful for not being fat.

I'm back in this threads during the P.Ms! Minutes before the official (new stuff) of Shark Week!
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#15 Aug 10 2014 at 10:19 PM Rating: Good
I only came into this thread once it lost its splendor.
That's right, I use words like splendor.
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#16 Aug 11 2014 at 12:15 AM Rating: Good
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Spoonless wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
That and all the spammers recently have left fewer minutes for silly admin postings. We're finally slowing them down though!
It's kinda funny that all the ones that remain seem to want to help us lose weight and build muscle.

If they really wanted to be effective, they'd be claiming to have the ultimate cheesecake recipe.
Nah dude. Video game forums are filled with lots of people who want to weigh less and have more muscle but who don't want to actually work to lose/gain them. Smiley: lol
The losing weight I can kinda see, but the building muscle still requires a little effort. And based on everyone's last couple ding threads, that's not something we do around here.
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#18 Aug 11 2014 at 7:31 AM Rating: Good
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Spoonless wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
That and all the spammers recently have left fewer minutes for silly admin postings. We're finally slowing them down though!
It's kinda funny that all the ones that remain seem to want to help us lose weight and build muscle.

If they really wanted to be effective, they'd be claiming to have the ultimate cheesecake recipe.
Nah dude. Video game forums are filled with lots of people who want to weigh less and have more muscle but who don't want to actually work to lose/gain them. Smiley: lol
The losing weight I can kinda see, but the building muscle still requires a little effort. And based on everyone's last couple ding threads, that's not something we do around here.
Nah, the muscles thing works, too. Why do you think those electro-abs things are so popular? Smiley: wink
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#19 Aug 11 2014 at 7:31 AM Rating: Good
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I should stop saying "nah".
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#20 Aug 11 2014 at 7:57 AM Rating: Good
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Spoonless wrote:
I should stop saying "nah".
Nah.
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YOU'RE AN ELITIST @#%^ AETHIEN, NO WONDER YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND PEOPLE HATE YOU.
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Aethien you take more terrible pictures than a Japanese tourist.
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One day, Maz, you'll learn not to click on anything Aeth links.
#21 Aug 11 2014 at 9:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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It was posted on Imgur and I decided to use it.
Famous last words.
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#22 Aug 11 2014 at 9:40 AM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
It was posted on Imgur and I decided to use it.
Famous last words.
Not necessarily a bad idea.
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Theophany wrote:
YOU'RE AN ELITIST @#%^ AETHIEN, NO WONDER YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND PEOPLE HATE YOU.
someproteinguy wrote:
Aethien you take more terrible pictures than a Japanese tourist.
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One day, Maz, you'll learn not to click on anything Aeth links.
#23 Aug 11 2014 at 9:49 AM Rating: Excellent
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someproteinguy wrote:
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
It was posted on Imgur and I decided to use it.
Famous last words.
Not necessarily a bad idea.
Horrible idea, now I have to spend the rest of the day wondering if she's cross-eyed or not. Smiley: lol
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#24 Aug 11 2014 at 10:25 AM Rating: Good
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I'm not sure how her eyes are what's on your mind.
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YOU'RE AN ELITIST @#%^ AETHIEN, NO WONDER YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND PEOPLE HATE YOU.
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Aethien you take more terrible pictures than a Japanese tourist.
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One day, Maz, you'll learn not to click on anything Aeth links.
#25 Aug 11 2014 at 10:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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Comments section. Smiley: nod

Besides big boobs in a pushup bra isn't really my thing.

Edited, Aug 11th 2014 9:55am by someproteinguy
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#26 Aug 11 2014 at 7:17 PM Rating: Good
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boobs in a pushup bra .
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#28 Aug 12 2014 at 1:12 PM Rating: Good
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I'd post the hand-bra picture here, but I'm guessing that's mature content in this freaky world we live in now.
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#29 Aug 12 2014 at 1:47 PM Rating: Good
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Screenshot

That one?
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Aethien you take more terrible pictures than a Japanese tourist.
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One day, Maz, you'll learn not to click on anything Aeth links.
#30 Aug 13 2014 at 9:29 AM Rating: Excellent
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How did that survive the purge? Smiley: oyvey
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#31 Aug 13 2014 at 10:10 PM Rating: Good
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How did that survive the purge? Smiley: oyvey
Because no nipples.
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#32 Aug 14 2014 at 12:35 AM Rating: Good
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Nipples were never ok but I think skimpy clothing is not ok anymore (somewhat ironic with the metal bikini armor in MMO's).
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YOU'RE AN ELITIST @#%^ AETHIEN, NO WONDER YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND PEOPLE HATE YOU.
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Aethien you take more terrible pictures than a Japanese tourist.
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#33 Aug 14 2014 at 9:36 AM Rating: Excellent
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We should just consider ourselves luck we never had a TERA forum. That place would have died a fiery death. Smiley: frown
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#34 Aug 14 2014 at 9:53 AM Rating: Good
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I don't know about that. My TERA image survived.
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*browses Poldaran's images*
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#36 Aug 14 2014 at 11:10 AM Rating: Good
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It's ridiculously tame comparatively. I was just being silly.
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Edited, Aug 14th 2014 11:10am by Poldaran
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How did that survive the purge? Smiley: oyvey
Because no nipples.


Adsense policy forbids strategically covered nudity. It's sexually gratifying and therefore unclean in the eyes of the masters.

https://support.google.com/adsense/answer/4410771#nudity_and_pornography

Edited, Aug 14th 2014 7:21pm by Mazra
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#38 Aug 14 2014 at 4:48 PM Rating: Good
Is this thread about Mindel's vajayjay/BT's slonkadong yet?
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#39 Aug 14 2014 at 5:20 PM Rating: Good
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Nobody knows who they are anymore, so no.
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Aethien you take more terrible pictures than a Japanese tourist.
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#40 Aug 14 2014 at 5:29 PM Rating: Good
That was mostly a post to play with the filter.
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#41 Aug 15 2014 at 2:00 AM Rating: Good
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At least vajayjay isn't filtered yet...
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Aethien you take more terrible pictures than a Japanese tourist.
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#42 Aug 18 2014 at 8:47 AM Rating: Good
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Like ****, It's too twee to ever be filtered.
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