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#1 Jul 12 2014 at 10:38 PM Rating: Excellent
I got kidnapped from my home and transported to Greeley, Colorado three days ago. Mum has not the internet, so I'm just now getting on at my brother's place.


For my 48th birthday (July10) , you must post funny crap(in this thread Smiley: mad until Tuesday night, when I'll have some time to read it all and rate you up.



Make me proud, OoT.




Oh, and Happy Birthday to Alma, too, I guess.Smiley: tongue
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#2 Jul 12 2014 at 11:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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Happy Birthday

We got you a pie!

Smiley: cake Smiley: pie

And since you wanted funny crap, here's a joke!
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Q: Whats brown and sticky

A: A Stick!
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#3 Jul 12 2014 at 11:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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Happy B'Day!
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#4 Jul 13 2014 at 2:06 AM Rating: Excellent
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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.
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#5 Jul 13 2014 at 9:47 AM Rating: Excellent
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant?
Because Ken comes in another box.

Best I can do, as it is the last joke I was told, while on these pain pills. Breaking bones sucks.

Happy Birth Anniversary!

Edited, Jul 13th 2014 10:47am by Sandinmygum
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#6 Jul 13 2014 at 1:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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#7 Jul 13 2014 at 1:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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#9 Jul 13 2014 at 5:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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OMG, you guys! I has internets again!!
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#10 Jul 13 2014 at 8:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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Welcome back to the Internets.

I have no birthday funniness to provide, but I did find this in my image folder, on the subject of Barbies. I don't know why.

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#11 Jul 13 2014 at 11:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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The @#%^ing cake was ordered at erotic bakery last Tuesday, unfortunately they went belly up over the weekend.
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#12 Jul 14 2014 at 7:24 AM Rating: Good
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A receding hareline.

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#13 Jul 14 2014 at 8:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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Happy Birthdays.
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#14 Jul 14 2014 at 8:48 PM Rating: Excellent
He's such an asshole.
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#15 Jul 15 2014 at 5:50 PM Rating: Excellent
Remind me to never, ever take another vacation.

ALSO: Rateups for everybody!!Smiley: yippee
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