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#52 Apr 07 2014 at 3:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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Bijou sends group invite to Demoncard.
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#53 Apr 07 2014 at 6:49 AM Rating: Excellent
I'm not sure what I missed here for the last few days.
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Oh hey, stuff. Wake me when it's over.
#55 Apr 07 2014 at 7:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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I cast magic missile.

I'm attacking the darkness.
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#56 Apr 07 2014 at 8:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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I attempt to lift my lard-filled limb.
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Catwho wrote:
I'm not sure what I missed here for the last few days.
I'm not sure we want to know . . .

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#58 Apr 07 2014 at 1:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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I cast magic missile.

I'm attacking the darkness.


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#59 Apr 07 2014 at 2:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'll cast "Illuminate Weak Points", outlining all vital spots with faerie fire. That should give the melee and ranged physical attackers a plus 4% chance to crit, if I remember the tooltip correctly.

That way I can save the spell where I turn into a giant quasi-real demon beast and start eating our foes until a later episode where it's more dramatic and will most irritate Allegory.

Edited, Apr 7th 2014 2:14pm by Poldaran
#60 Apr 07 2014 at 2:14 PM Rating: Good
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How about that Rukkuss guy....no one knows who he is....he just posts here and there and makes Guru in under 350 post WTF hate that SoB Smiley: dubious
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#61 Apr 07 2014 at 3:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Donothinadin Spoonless Lvl 90 Tree sloth 900 HP, no Mana, no Attack has joined the party.
Cleralchamist Bijou attempts to cast a spell, but he's still probably dead from being killed.
Forummancer Kastigir - Undeclared lvl 77 (770 HP) has Joined the party

A passing cleric takes pity on your party and rezes the lot of you. Try not to die so much next time.

A [quest giver] can be seen hopping from one foot to the other across the way. He looks agitated.

Kastigir is, and has always been a Paladin in every game iteration he has ever been in. Excepting Diablo I since there was no Paladin class.
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#62 Apr 07 2014 at 9:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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Friar Bijou wrote:
I cast Okra Stew on Snaring on Varruswolf!


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I, the now not dead Dark Knight Demoncard, equip a generic helm and breastplate, and use Dark on the Varruswolf!

Edit: the one Bijou engaged.

Edited, Apr 7th 2014 5:31am by Demoncard


An_undead_varruswolf_763287465872658723423 HP 4 has been defeated. Your party receives 5 Exp, 2 Rateups.

No quest items were found. Oh look, there's two more Varruswolves!
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#63 Apr 07 2014 at 9:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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Catwho wrote:
I'm not sure what I missed here for the last few days.

Inquisitor Catwho Lvl 80 (250 HP 550 Mana) has joined the party.
lolgaxe wrote:
I cast magic missile.

I'm attacking the darkness.

Xebroniaux, Dark Lord of Darkness and Dispair, and also Nacho cheese Lvl 13238 takes exception to your attack and decides to send you to the "we're forbidden to name it on copyright grounds but it's probably really annoying place" zone for 1 turn. Also, you now have itchy foot fungus for 2 more turns.

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attacking the darkness
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lard-filled limb

Add one more to the WFTNIOCFBIPRAP zone dungeon for a turn.
Catwho wrote:
I'm not sure what I missed here for the last few days.
I'm not sure we want to know . . .


The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
I'll cast "Illuminate Weak Points", outlining all vital spots with faerie fire. That should give the melee and ranged physical attackers a plus 4% chance to crit, if I remember the tooltip correctly.

That way I can save the spell where I turn into a giant quasi-real demon beast and start eating our foes until a later episode where it's more dramatic and will most irritate Allegory.

Edited, Apr 7th 2014 2:14pm by Poldaran

Poldaran successfully casts his spell, for 150 mana points. The two attacking Varruswolves now have large flaming patchis of fire everywhere. Several Faeries nearby are in danger of being ignited.

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How about that Rukkuss guy....no one knows who he is....he just posts here and there and makes Guru in under 350 post WTF hate that SoB Smiley: dubious

Forummancer Rukkuss Lvl 60 Uh, I dunno. Necromancer? has arrived.

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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Donothinadin Spoonless Lvl 90 Tree sloth 900 HP, no Mana, no Attack has joined the party.
Cleralchamist Bijou attempts to cast a spell, but he's still probably dead from being killed.
Forummancer Kastigir - Undeclared lvl 77 (770 HP) has Joined the party

A passing cleric takes pity on your party and rezes the lot of you. Try not to die so much next time.

A [quest giver] can be seen hopping from one foot to the other across the way. He looks agitated.

Kastigir is, and has always been a Paladin in every game iteration he has ever been in. Excepting Diablo I since there was no Paladin class.

Class assignment accepted: Paladin Kastigir 670 HP 100 mana has joined the party. Again. Because before he was a forummancer. Which is a word I totally made up that means I haven't the slightest idea what class to randomly assign to you yet.

Two Varruswolves double attack hitting the party for 100 points of annoyance damage and 25 Damage over time per turn. A cleric or Palidin may cure this disease for 50 mana per person. Diease spells generally last for 3 turns and may vary in damage by level and mob type. Also whim. Don't forget whim.
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#64 Apr 07 2014 at 10:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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Bijou summons Granny's "Medicinal" Cider for the group.
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#65 Apr 08 2014 at 5:29 AM Rating: Excellent
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Miss! Demoncard is a teetotaler.

Demoncard takes the alcoholic beverage he was offered, and throws it at the burning Varruswolves.
#66 Apr 08 2014 at 9:41 AM Rating: Good
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Kaolian wrote:
Forummancer Rukkuss Lvl 60 Uh, I dunno. Necromancer? has arrived.

*sits down and mems his +1 spell* Starts casting +1 rate ups*

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Bijou summons Granny's "Medicinal" Cider for the group.


takes a hearty guzzle and passes it around

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#67 Apr 08 2014 at 2:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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Hah. Looks like this group could use some crowd control. I'll lock down the beasties, whilst the rest of you slay them. See men (and women), it's times like this when the brave and stalwart must stand up against the foes of goodness and righteousness. For the evil cannot stand when good, um... stands instead. Cause there's a limited amount of standing available, and that's how things work. Trust me!
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#68 Apr 08 2014 at 3:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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Gbaji, wall-o-texting monsters to sleep for the greater good.
#69 Apr 08 2014 at 8:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Gbaji, wall-o-texting monsters to sleep for the greater good.
Varruswolves sleep, but they always awaken again.Smiley: um
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Gbaji, wall-o-texting monsters to sleep for the greater good.
I got to the end and I started reading it in Austin Power's voice.

Allow myself to introduce ... myself.
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#71 Apr 08 2014 at 10:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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Friar Bijou wrote:
Bijou summons Granny's "Medicinal" Cider for the group.


Demoncard wrote:
Miss! Demoncard is a teetotaler.

Demoncard takes the alcoholic beverage he was offered, and throws it at the burning Varruswolves.


Well, the good news is the impact kills both Varruswolves. The party receives 4 rateups and .0000005 xp. Quest item found! The bad news, is that you tossed a magical flammable liquid on a mgically fueled grease fire. Now the zone is on fire, and all the magic users in the party who have mana left have their mana on fire. No spell casting is possible for 2 turns.

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Kaolian wrote:
Forummancer Rukkuss Lvl 60 Uh, I dunno. Necromancer? has arrived.

*sits down and mems his +1 spell* Starts casting +1 rate ups*

The_Secret_Service_01 [Admin Class] Lvl 100 arrives and looks around for evidence of currency counterfitters.

Friar Bijou wrote:
Bijou summons Granny's "Medicinal" Cider for the group.


takes a hearty guzzle and passes it around



All party members who drank medicinal ale stuff heal for 50 HP, and are 5 points inebriated.

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Hah. Looks like this group could use some crowd control. I'll lock down the beasties, whilst the rest of you slay them. See men (and women), it's times like this when the brave and stalwart must stand up against the foes of goodness and righteousness. For the evil cannot stand when good, um... stands instead. Cause there's a limited amount of standing available, and that's how things work. Trust me!


Illusionist Gbaji Lvl 78 250 HP 450 Mana, except its on fire at the moment Enables permanent ability: Encrypted reticulated Obfuscation. All mobs and party members experiance +1 Crainal bruiseing in combat situations.

The agitated quest giver Looks like he is [Expecting Someting] Someone should also [Put out the Magical Fire with the Mandatory Magical Fire Extinguisher located in the clearly marked recepticals no more than 5 feet from every building and meadow exit]
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#72 Apr 09 2014 at 5:39 AM Rating: Good
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Gets to his feet and get to the Magical Fire with the Mandatory Magical Fire Extinguisher located in the clearly marked recepticals no more than 5 feet from every building and meadow exit. Pulls the pin and aims and squeezes the handle down on the extinguisher......
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#73 Apr 09 2014 at 7:26 AM Rating: Good
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Well, the good news is the impact kills both Varruswolves.
Speaking of, the neutered caricature staying for a while?
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#74 Apr 09 2014 at 2:52 PM Rating: Decent
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Illusionist Gbaji does his "My mana is on freaking fire" dance. Spends the rest of the round explaining in exquisite (painfully exquisite) detail exactly how the fire extinguisher should be used to most efficiently put out said fire.

Oh. Then I look for magic items. Cause monsters have loot, right?
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#75 Apr 09 2014 at 5:52 PM Rating: Good
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gbaji wrote:
Illusionist Gbaji does his "My mana is on freaking fire" dance. Spends the rest of the round explaining in exquisite (painfully exquisite) detail exactly how the fire extinguisher should be used to most efficiently put out said fire.
AN ENTIRE ROUND!??!Smiley: mad


I cast Charleston Chew of Silence on gbaji and hope he's not got a beaker of Universal Solvent in his backpack.
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#76 Apr 09 2014 at 5:54 PM Rating: Good
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Friar Bijou wrote:
gbaji wrote:
Illusionist Gbaji does his "My mana is on freaking fire" dance. Spends the rest of the round explaining in exquisite (painfully exquisite) detail exactly how the fire extinguisher should be used to most efficiently put out said fire.
AN ENTIRE ROUND!??!Smiley: mad


I cast Charleston Chew of Silence on gbaji and hope he's not got a beaker of Universal Solvent in his backpack.


Should have listened. Your mana is on fire. Nyah!
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