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#1 Feb 19 2014 at 2:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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Guy asks tigers to eat him, and in typical kitty style they bat him around and play with him for a while.

Apparently he wasn't tasty enough.
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#2 Feb 19 2014 at 2:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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I asked them to bite me and let them eat my meat, and so I did not fight back

This same line also works with cougars.
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#3 Feb 19 2014 at 2:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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Cats of all sizes are cruel creatures. Pretty, cuddly murderers who kill for fun.
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#4 Feb 19 2014 at 3:50 PM Rating: Good
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everything tastes better with bacon....
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#5 Feb 19 2014 at 3:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm not sure I'd call them murderers, cruel & sadistic perhaps, but these ones kind of got lazy on the killing part.

As an aside, Chengdu could probably make good use of some more high bridges.
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#6 Feb 19 2014 at 4:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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#7 Feb 19 2014 at 5:07 PM Rating: Excellent
Did he slather himself in pizza sauce 1st?













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#8 Feb 19 2014 at 5:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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Even if the tiger ate him, they'd have been hungry an hour later.
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#9 Feb 20 2014 at 6:33 AM Rating: Good
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Not sure pizza sauce goes so well with Chinese.
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#10 Feb 20 2014 at 7:04 AM Rating: Good
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If he'd been a woman on the rag this wouldn't have happened.







Edited, Feb 20th 2014 2:12pm by Elinda
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#11 Feb 20 2014 at 7:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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"Woman mauls tiger, blames pad."
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#12 Feb 20 2014 at 7:51 AM Rating: Good
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"Woman mauls tiger, blames man."


I'm thinking Thai for lunch - maybe some yellow curry.
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#13 Feb 20 2014 at 10:06 AM Rating: Good
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Aripyanfar wrote:
Not sure pizza sauce goes so well with Chinese.

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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Aripyanfar wrote:
Not sure pizza sauce goes so well with Chinese.


Well, it is Chicago style after all. Ain't no one folding that *****.

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#15 Feb 20 2014 at 1:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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Well not with that attitude.

Believe in yourself and you can achieve anything! Smiley: nod
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