...but I finally got to 5k!
I first started posting here back in the dark ages of 2005. I was twelve years old at the time, and got linked to Allakhazam through an article on G4 talking about good WoW fansites.
Since then I've lurked a lot, posted a lot, avoided the Asylum a lot, and made a lot of posts that I regretted (I still remember congratulating DF on hitting 10k). That said, there's a reason I stuck around for as long as I did - you guys are pretty awesome.
I know it's tradition to provide some form of content for a ding (even though nobody really seems to do that any more outside of the Dingart™ threads, and even then WTF IS THIS CRAP BIJOU?), but I really don't have anything to offer. So here's a pic of me!
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people, and I look forward to the next nine years and the next 5k. Hopefully the latter comes before the former.
Without further adieu, let the rateups commence.
Edited, Feb 6th 2014 10:34pm by IDrownFish