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#27 Jan 18 2014 at 1:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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They don't **** around when it comes to the law in Texas.
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#28 Jan 19 2014 at 4:52 PM Rating: Good
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A woman failed to completely pay off her parking ticket here and was arrested and sent to jail over 37 cents.
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#29 Jan 19 2014 at 5:16 PM Rating: Good
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How long was she imprisoned for, 2 minutes?
#30 Jan 19 2014 at 5:23 PM Rating: Good
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One year the every cent she owed the State.

You don't mess with Texas.
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#31 Jan 19 2014 at 8:24 PM Rating: Good
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If the fine is over a dollar they at least do a mercy killing.

They aren't without compassion.

But not if you're pregnant. If you're a day late and a dollar short, you're gonna be there for your prole-life.

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#32 Jan 20 2014 at 12:31 AM Rating: Good
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Mazra wrote:
A woman failed to completely pay off her parking ticket here and was arrested and sent to jail over 37 cents.


You earn $100 a day towards your citations sitting it out in jail. Whatever .37 would be the equivalent of time spent. It's late and I can't do maths.
#33 Jan 20 2014 at 6:01 AM Rating: Excellent
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At $100-day that´s $4.16(666) an hour or 6.94 cents a minute. $0.37 would mean a sentence of roughly 5 minutes and 21 seconds.
#34 Jan 20 2014 at 10:02 AM Rating: Good
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She spent 16 hours in there. Had to strip naked for the search as well. Suicide and/or drug mule risk, you know...

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#35 Jan 20 2014 at 2:36 PM Rating: Good
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Mazra wrote:
She spent 16 hours in there. Had to strip naked for the search as well. Suicide and/or drug mule risk, you know...
Wasn't that the plot of Cuffs and Collars Six: Traffic Probe?
#36 Jan 20 2014 at 8:48 PM Rating: Good
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I really like how C&C6 tied together those hanging plot threads from 5. I was on the edge of my seat with anticipation the entire time.
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#37 Jan 20 2014 at 11:20 PM Rating: Good
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IDrownFish of the Seven Seas wrote:
I really like how C&C6 tied together those hanging plot threads from 5. I was on the edge of my seat with anticipation the entire time.

Cuffs and Collars 7: Into Mordor kinda jumped the shark, though.
#38 Jan 21 2014 at 2:55 AM Rating: Good
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What lind of crazy fetish videos do you guys watch?
#39 Jan 21 2014 at 3:12 AM Rating: Good
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Snuff films.
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#40 Jan 21 2014 at 3:26 PM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
What lind of crazy fetish videos do you guys watch?

The first one was recommended to me by a propane salesman.
#41 Jan 21 2014 at 3:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
What kind of crazy fetish videos don't you guys watch?
FTFY
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