If you ever go to jail and don't want to be in General Population, just tell them you have genital jewelry you can't get off! I had some tickets that went into warrant. Got pulled over last night as I was pulling into my driveway and got arrested. When they were booking me in, they asked me about piercings/tattoos. I have a couple piercings under the clothes and the last time I changed my jewelry, I needed a pair of pliers to unscrew the balls on the barbells. I relay this information to the guard and he contacts the nurse. The nurse decides instead of messing with my lady parts with a pair of pliers, they were just gonna put me in Segregation until I got out. I asked the guard when I would see the judge in the morning so I could let my SO know to contact a Bailbonds person. The guard informs me that because my total charges are less than $600 and it's for minor citations, I am not eligible for bail meaning I either have to pay the $512 in full or sit them out. I call and relay this to my SO and he comes with the money to get me out.
Pros: I don't have to miss work for 5 days and be at risk for losing my job, the warrants are taken care of, I didn't have to wait until this morning to see the judge to get out. Cons: That money that he pulled out of my account was for bills... Luckily, he is a student and gets his refund check at the beginning of next month so hopefully, I can put some things off until then.