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#1 Jan 07 2014 at 4:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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So I only mentioned this in the BDT, but I've been in the hospital since New Year's - went in for intense abdominal pain, had surgery to remove adhesions around my intestines, then the long recovery.

And the surgeon just told me I can go home tomorrow, after I have my first solid meal in a week.

7 days is QUITE long enough.

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#2 Jan 07 2014 at 4:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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how do you get things to stick to the outside of your intestines? Did you eat the wrong glue as a kid or something? COngo Rats on not being dead and all!
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#3 Jan 07 2014 at 4:39 PM Rating: Good
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You swallowed a toothpick, didn't you?
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#4 Jan 07 2014 at 4:46 PM Rating: Good
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
how do you get things to stick to the outside of your intestines? Did you eat the wrong glue as a kid or something? COngo Rats on not being dead and all!


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You swallowed a toothpick, didn't you?


Smiley: lolSmiley: lolSmiley: lol

My understanding from the surgeon is that it's a kind of scar tissue, and one of the more common ways it forms is as a result from prior surgeries. I had a pretty invasive abdominal surgery four years ago (four-inch, vertical incision down my abdomen), which is probably the direct cause of this unfortunate order of events.
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I had a pretty invasive abdominal surgery four years ago (four-inch, vertical incision down my abdomen), which is probably the direct cause of this unfortunate order of events.

Did you try to reenact that Mr. Hands video?
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Congrats on getting to go home safe and sound!
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#7 Jan 08 2014 at 6:56 AM Rating: Good
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WoW hope you feel better. Glad your doing well in recovery
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Welcome back to the land of solid food!
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Welcome back to the world of the normal - now you can get back to dealing with ice storms, polar vortexes, and broken furnaces along with the rest of the us.

Sorry to hear you're been down. Hope recovery continues to go well.
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Welcome back to the world of the normal - now you can get back to dealing with ice storms, polar vortexes, and broken furnaces along with the rest of the us.
And those filthy liberals.
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#11 Jan 08 2014 at 10:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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Welcome back to the land of solid food!
Here's to hoping the hospital food is good enough to make that a blessing.
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#12 Jan 08 2014 at 12:37 PM Rating: Excellent
Yo. I'm glad to hear that you're not hanging out with the Rurode kid.
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#13 Jan 08 2014 at 3:03 PM Rating: Good
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Home!

Quite excited. Had a big bowl of cinnamon toast crunch to celebrate. Smiley: nod
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Get well soon!


And until then I hope you have enough to watch and game to entertain yourself.
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#15 Jan 08 2014 at 3:39 PM Rating: Good
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Get well soon!


And until then I hope you have enough to watch and game to entertain yourself.


Yeah, I don't think that'll be an issue...
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That much **** stockpiled? Smiley: tongue
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That much **** stockpiled? Smiley: tongue


don't need a stash of **** anymore they have redtube or pornhub Smiley: grin

Edited, Jan 8th 2014 10:31pm by Rukkuss
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