The first is about the death of a legend. Al Goldstein, the publisher of ***** Magazine, died today.
The second is about being careful what you wish for, not because you may get it but because it may turn out to be awkward. Bill Gates Surprises Reddit User With Secret Santa Gifts.
At the end of the short article the awkward part is explained. I found it funny.
Solicitations malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles
Write it in English, not in Pentagonese. It's not a launcher, rifle cartridge, 7.62mm; it's a rifle. Call it a compass, not a direction-finding module. And if someone insists on being called AdcomphibsPac, the Fact File should explain to those not gifted in garblespeak that he's talking about the administrative office of the communication services for amphibious forces in the Pacific.
— Preface to The United States Department of Defense Fact File