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#1 Nov 25 2013 at 5:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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I just realized when I eat M&Ms I like to pour a bunch out of the bag and sort them by color before scarfing them down. You got any weird habits?
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#2 Nov 25 2013 at 6:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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I only sort the last couple so there's one of each colour left at the end so they can all go together.
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#5 Nov 25 2013 at 6:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah I totally just said that too.
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#6 Nov 25 2013 at 7:32 PM Rating: Good
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Freezing your ladies seems impractical to me. The getting your tongue stuck on something frozen is bad but I can't even imagine what that feels like on your private parts...
#7 Nov 25 2013 at 7:58 PM Rating: Excellent
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It's okay I like to take my women out of the bags and sort them by color before, well, umm... stuff. Smiley: um
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someproteinguy wrote:
I just realized when I eat M&Ms I like to pour a bunch out of the bag and sort them by color before scarfing them down. You got any weird habits?
Doesn't everyone do this?
#9 Nov 25 2013 at 8:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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More than I realized I guess, makes me wish I came out of the closet sooner.

So is there like a 10 step program, or do you just take pills for it?
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#10 Nov 25 2013 at 8:37 PM Rating: Good
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I only sort M&Ms when Ozzy Osbourne won't go on stage.
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#11 Nov 25 2013 at 9:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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You should never sort your M&Ms. Certainly not at home. And never with the TV on - the NSA spies on us through the TV. And don't get me started on the burglar alarms - they have those under their control also.

If you have two electric fans, you can put one on one side of the TV, blowing toward the TV, and one on the other side of the TV, also blowing toward the TV. The electricostatical biresolution of the modulated energy coregulators will cross each other out at the center (the fans have to be the same distance from the TV but still within one foot on either side) and cause a capacitor induced energy flux wave that will cancel out the frequency the NSA uses.

This is why the NSA had Dan Rather beaten up years back - he knew the frequency and wouldn't admit it. He is actually a deep cover agent for the Duchy of Grand Fenwick and his contact name was Kenneth.

I'm sure Kalivha can give you the mathematical proof of my little work-around, but then she would risk a visit by the NSA since she too would then know the frequency.

Oh damn, someone's at the door . . .

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#12 Nov 25 2013 at 9:09 PM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
It's okay I like to take my women out of the bags and sort them by color before, well, umm... stuff. Smiley: um


That's racist.
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#13 Nov 25 2013 at 9:11 PM Rating: Good
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cynyck wrote:
If you have two electric fans,


Stopped right there. Do you want to get fan death?

People die every day.

Of fan death.
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Timelordwho wrote:
cynyck wrote:
If you have two electric fans,


Stopped right there. Do you want to get fan death?

People die every day.

Of fan death.
I still wonder if there are actual real people who believe that.
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Rachel9 wrote:
Timelordwho wrote:
cynyck wrote:
If you have two electric fans,


Stopped right there. Do you want to get fan death?

People die every day.

Of fan death.
I still wonder if there are actual real people who believe that.


Yes, in Korea.
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#16 Nov 25 2013 at 9:32 PM Rating: Decent
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That's what i've heard, but i'm not so sure. Surely people can't be that dumb.
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#18 Nov 26 2013 at 12:17 AM Rating: Good
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I sort my M&Ms in alphabetical order. I'm not racist, I don't see color.
#19 Nov 26 2013 at 1:50 AM Rating: Good
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I eat my M&Ms in strict order:
Brown
Green
Yellow
Orange
Red
Blue.

When I'm feeling ravenous but weak my go to recipe is Cold Baked Beans in a Tin:
Open Can.
Add Pepper
Mixed herbs
Curry Spices
Extra chili flakes
Olive Oil

Stir and eat from can.
#20 Nov 26 2013 at 6:57 AM Rating: Good
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Rachel9 wrote:
That's what i've heard, but i'm not so sure. Surely people can't be that dumb.
Try reading some of Alma's posts.
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True or False: Green M&M's make you horny?
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#23 Nov 27 2013 at 9:04 AM Rating: Good
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Rachel9 wrote:
That's what i've heard, but i'm not so sure. Surely people can't be that dumb.
Try reading some of Alma's posts.


Sorry, I have him on ignore. Have I mentioned that recently?
#24 Nov 27 2013 at 9:07 AM Rating: Excellent
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Elinda wrote:
True or False: Green M&M's make you horny?

Depends on where you put them.

Edited, Nov 27th 2013 10:08am by Demoncard
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Demoncard wrote:
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True or False: Green M&M's make you horny?

Depends on where you put them.

Edited, Nov 27th 2013 10:08am by Demoncard


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#26 Nov 27 2013 at 11:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Rachel9 wrote:
That's what i've heard, but i'm not so sure. Surely people can't be that dumb.
Try reading some of Alma's posts.
Just read a dictionary. All the same words, slightly different order but makes more sense and less of a headache.
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