Pumpkin Lörd Kaolian wrote:
This is why everyone else on the planet mocks our legal system. Between this and that crazy bitch releasing swarms of tarantulas back into the wild today, I really think we should just nuke half the planet.
What's crazy is that swarms of tarantula's were ever confined in the non-wild where peeps hang out.
According to her, she nearly bought the game for her daughter until she saw the connection between “Green Leaf” and marijuana. “My daughter may have become a serial killer or worse, an animal abuser, if I had bought her the game,” she recalled, “I considered suing Nintendo right then for causing me so much distress all those years ago. Are there even any Christians at Nintendo?”
This quote leads me to believe that the article is satire.
Though PETA is pretty out there sometimes.