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#1 Oct 27 2013 at 10:31 PM Rating: Good
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#2 Oct 27 2013 at 11:00 PM Rating: Good
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It..it has to be satire, yes? Like Chris Lilley, yes?
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#3 Oct 28 2013 at 1:06 AM Rating: Excellent
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This is why everyone else on the planet mocks our legal system. Between this and that crazy ***** releasing swarms of tarantulas back into the wild today, I really think we should just nuke half the planet.
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#4 Oct 28 2013 at 3:45 AM Rating: Good
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This is why everyone else on the planet mocks our legal system. Between this and that crazy ***** releasing swarms of tarantulas back into the wild today, I really think we should just nuke half the planet.
That's throwing out the baby with the bathwater, you can just send drones at them and deal with them without as much collateral damage.
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#5 Oct 28 2013 at 3:58 AM Rating: Good
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Pumpkin Lörd Kaolian wrote:
This is why everyone else on the planet mocks our legal system. Between this and that crazy ***** releasing swarms of tarantulas back into the wild today, I really think we should just nuke half the planet.


A lot of the mocking about our legal system comes from misinformation about particular topics. Quite frequently a case involving hot coffee and McDonalds is cited even though most don't know anything about the case specifics... I have no idea if the link above is true but I'll hold judgement until when/if I get more information.
#6 Oct 28 2013 at 6:35 AM Rating: Good
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Are there even any Christians at Nintendo?


It's a Japanese company...
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#7 Oct 28 2013 at 7:00 AM Rating: Good
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Pumpkin Lörd Kaolian wrote:
This is why everyone else on the planet mocks our legal system. Between this and that crazy ***** releasing swarms of tarantulas back into the wild today, I really think we should just nuke half the planet.
What's crazy is that swarms of tarantula's were ever confined in the non-wild where peeps hang out.

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According to her, she nearly bought the game for her daughter until she saw the connection between “Green Leaf” and marijuana. “My daughter may have become a serial killer or worse, an animal abuser, if I had bought her the game,” she recalled, “I considered suing Nintendo right then for causing me so much distress all those years ago. Are there even any Christians at Nintendo?”
This quote leads me to believe that the article is satire.

Though PETA is pretty out there sometimes.
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#8 Oct 28 2013 at 7:07 AM Rating: Excellent
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A quick Google Image Search revealed the same broken DS image used in this unrelated 2012 article on another website.
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#9 Oct 28 2013 at 7:10 AM Rating: Good
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I don't think the fact that people bring stupid and/or frivolous cases proves very much at all. If and when they win, which is exceedingly rarely, that's another matter.
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#10 Oct 28 2013 at 8:49 AM Rating: Decent
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I think the sad part of this story is that it is plausible, however fake. That people like this exist and would inspire such stories is maddening.
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#11 Oct 28 2013 at 8:53 AM Rating: Good
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I had a woman call my office a few weeks ago livid that she was sent our brochure.

Yeah.
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#12 Oct 28 2013 at 8:54 AM Rating: Good
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I'm leaning towards satire.
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#13 Oct 28 2013 at 9:10 AM Rating: Good
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I feel better, then.
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#14 Oct 28 2013 at 9:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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Sources also say that Bryant recently filed for divorce after catching her husband hiding in the bathroom on the toilet playing the game. He apparently told her to ******* off” as he was about to catch a Shiny Mr. Mime.
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#15 Oct 28 2013 at 9:48 AM Rating: Excellent
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Kids these days...

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#16 Oct 28 2013 at 11:39 AM Rating: Good
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Sources also say that Bryant recently filed for divorce after catching her husband hiding in the bathroom on the toilet playing the game. He apparently told her to “@#%^ off” as he was about to catch a Shiny Mr. Mime.
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He should have made hand gestures, not resorted to foul language while tracking the elusive mime.
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#17 Oct 28 2013 at 1:39 PM Rating: Good
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Sources also say that Bryant recently filed for divorce after catching her husband hiding in the bathroom on the toilet playing the game. He apparently told her to “@#%^ off” as he was about to catch a Shiny Mr. Mime.
Smiley: thumbsup


He should have made hand gestures, not resorted to foul language while tracking the elusive mime.


I know of the **** You gesture, but what is the **** Off, I'm Playing Pokemon one?
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