Hey come on guys, I've been around for a while. I know I don't have any defining characteristics or personality traits but why can't this just be a Spoonless thread?
Hey, you've gotta build your Internet persona like all the rest of us. It took a lot of banditry, chicanery, and flagrant disregard for the public good to build this sucker up.
What if the bird will not sing?
Nobunaga answers, "Kill it!"
Hideyoshi answers, "Make it want to sing."
Ieyasu answers, "Wait."
Timelordwho answers "Just as Planned."