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#1 Sep 23 2013 at 8:21 AM Rating: Good
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#2 Sep 23 2013 at 8:27 AM Rating: Good
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On one hand, lobsters are pretty creepy. On the other, they're also pretty tasty. So are fried spiders apparently.
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Lobsters do not have venom and hide in large shoes lurking in wait for their owners to place their tender unprotected feet inside and then poisen them with deadly poisen to death! I have large feet, and thus large shoes. You know how many Australian Funnel web spiders you could fit in one of my shoes? ALL OF THEM!

Also, if I ever saw that dog on the street, it would be a crater before I figured out it wasn't actually a spider. Gotta love those anti spider grenades.
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
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Lobsters do not have venom and hide in large shoes lurking in wait for their owners to place their tender unprotected feet inside and then poisen them with deadly poisen to death! I have large feet, and thus large shoes. You know how many Australian Funnel web spiders you could fit in one of my shoes? ALL OF THEM!




Tarantula sized lobster, that can attack at the speed of sound.
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1. It's a shrimp
2. No venom
3. No salt water in my shoes usually, and if there were a dripping trail of shrimp footprints leading towards my cavernous shoes, I think i would notice, or if nothign else slip comedicly on the slime trail.
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
1. It's a shrimp
2. No venom
3. No salt water in my shoes usually, and if there were a dripping trail of shrimp footprints leading towards my cavernous shoes, I think i would notice, or if nothign else slip comedicly on the slime trail.


1) A shrimp is nothing more than a tiny lobster.
2) Notice the coloration, it's obviously venomous but nothing lives past the mach speed punch.
3) You say that now, but you'll visit the beach one of these days.
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I go to the beach all the time. My shoes don't though! (they stay in the car in their spider and lobster proof plastic triple reinforced anti spider bunkers of doom (tm)
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#9 Sep 24 2013 at 12:10 AM Rating: Good
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Eh, we also eat bee excrement, fungus excrement, fungus itself, mold, live bacteria cultures, shrimp, crabs, eels, fish eggs, chicken menses, etc.

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Some people even eat mayo.
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Allegory wrote:
Some people even eat mayo.
Dude, why'd you have to go gross with it?
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Allegory wrote:
Some people even eat mayo.

They put it on everything in Japan. It's more abundant and more used than ketchup is in the states.
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#13 Sep 24 2013 at 5:36 AM Rating: Good
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Mayonnaise is for fries and not much else.
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Mayonnaise is for fries and not mucheverything else.

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#15 Sep 24 2013 at 7:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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Don't put mayo in my shoes either. The spiders like to eat it.
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#16 Sep 24 2013 at 11:03 AM Rating: Good
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Don't put mayo in my shoes either.
You don't know what you're missing.
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aside from shoes that don't smell faintly of eggs and vinigar?
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#18 Sep 24 2013 at 1:10 PM Rating: Good
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That gooey, sticky feeling between your toes.
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Mayo helps the cheese stay in the sandwich when you flip it in the frying pan.
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Eh, we also eat bee excrement

I wouldn't consider honey to be "bee excrement" except in the most technical sense that bees excrete it. In which case you may as well say that we eat human excrement since I've heard that some infants consume liquids excreted from human females.
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
That gooey, sticky feeling between your toes.


Two words. Toe pudding...

Spiders hate Pistachio.
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#22 Sep 26 2013 at 2:18 PM Rating: Good
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
1) A shrimp is nothing more than a tiny lobster.


Shrimps and lobsters belong to the same suborder (Pleocyemata) of decapod crustaceans, but not the same infraorder. That said, shrimps and lobsters are very similar in appearance, and shellfish all taste the same to me.

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Mayonnaise is for fries and not much else.


Mayo on shrimps is fantastic.

Boil an egg, slice it, and spread the slices on a piece of buttered white bread. Put lots of caridean shrimps (northern prawn) on top and finish it off with mayo, pepper and lemon juice. Love it!
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I'm really craving prawns now...
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#24 Sep 27 2013 at 10:22 AM Rating: Good
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Fookin' prawns.
#25 Sep 28 2013 at 2:37 AM Rating: Good
Belgians think it's weird that I mix ketchup into my mayo.
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Kalivha wrote:
Belgians think it's weird that I mix ketchup into my mayo.
Just add onions too.
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