Forum Settings
       
This thread is locked

Would you date...Follow

#52 Oct 08 2013 at 2:00 PM Rating: Good
******
27,272 posts
Start drinking then.
____________________________
Theophany wrote:
YOU'RE AN ELITIST @#%^ AETHIEN, NO WONDER YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND PEOPLE HATE YOU.
someproteinguy wrote:
Aethien you take more terrible pictures than a Japanese tourist.
Astarin wrote:
One day, Maz, you'll learn not to click on anything Aeth links.
#53 Oct 08 2013 at 2:20 PM Rating: Decent
*****
12,830 posts
My bosses might not approve. But it would make the day go faster.
____________________________
Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/pawkeshup
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/pawkeshup
Twitch: http://www.twitch.tv/pawkeshup
Blog: http://pawkeshup.blogspot.com
Olorinus the Ludicrous wrote:
The idea of old school is way more interesting than the reality
#54 Oct 08 2013 at 2:27 PM Rating: Good
******
27,272 posts
Just give them some booze too.
____________________________
Theophany wrote:
YOU'RE AN ELITIST @#%^ AETHIEN, NO WONDER YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND PEOPLE HATE YOU.
someproteinguy wrote:
Aethien you take more terrible pictures than a Japanese tourist.
Astarin wrote:
One day, Maz, you'll learn not to click on anything Aeth links.
#55 Oct 08 2013 at 2:32 PM Rating: Decent
*****
12,830 posts
There is a restaurant that serves near here.
____________________________
Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/pawkeshup
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/pawkeshup
Twitch: http://www.twitch.tv/pawkeshup
Blog: http://pawkeshup.blogspot.com
Olorinus the Ludicrous wrote:
The idea of old school is way more interesting than the reality
#56 Oct 08 2013 at 5:55 PM Rating: Decent
Avatar
**
818 posts
Are all these last comments subtle hints for me to drown my sorrows in a glass of beer?


...okay then.
____________________________
The entire Universe to the furthest Galaxy, we are told, is no more than a closed electron existing as part of a much bigger Universe we can never see. And that Universe is only an elementary particle in a still grander Universe. An infinite regression, up and down. - Carl Sagan

Check out my Gamer Blog at http://www.baffledgamer.com/
#57 Oct 08 2013 at 5:57 PM Rating: Excellent
Avatar
*****
12,281 posts
No idiot, they're telling you to get her drunk.
____________________________
Shaowstrike (Retired - FFXI)
91PUP/BLM 86SMN/BST 76DRK
Cooking/Fishing 100


"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
#58 Oct 08 2013 at 8:06 PM Rating: Excellent
Avatar
******
29,913 posts
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Since when does this forum give better relationship advice than "throw her down the stairs"?


Hey! We've ended up with at least 2 Forum inspired marriages that I know of occuring, so I think we've got a pretty good track record for the online dating market. I mean sure, we're no eharmony, but we're at least higher ranked than CNN!

Of course both those marriages were Asylumites, and come to think of it, people being thrown down stairs as par tof the courtship rituals isn't out of the realm of possibility.
____________________________
Arch Duke Kaolian Drachensborn, lvl 95 Ranger, Unrest Server
Tech support forum | FAQ (Support) | Mobile Zam: http://m.zam.com (Premium only)
Forum Rules
#59 Oct 08 2013 at 8:19 PM Rating: Good
Just memorize everything these fratboys suggest in their letter... If that fails, chloroform.

Seriously, I don't really suggest any of this..
____________________________
Things I sometimes play...

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
#60 Oct 08 2013 at 8:41 PM Rating: Excellent
Avatar
*****
13,230 posts
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Since when does this forum give better relationship advice than "throw her down the stairs"?


Hey! We've ended up with at least 2 Forum inspired marriages that I know of occuring, so I think we've got a pretty good track record for the online dating market. I mean sure, we're no eharmony, but we're at least higher ranked than CNN!

Of course both those marriages were Asylumites, and come to think of it, people being thrown down stairs as par tof the courtship rituals isn't out of the realm of possibility.


Don't forget Barkingturtle's marriage. Another joint product of the asylum and alcohol.
____________________________
Just as Planned.
#61 Oct 09 2013 at 12:47 AM Rating: Excellent
Soulless Internet Tiger
******
35,381 posts
That was the workings of the OOT. And alcohol. And drugs.

Edited, Oct 9th 2013 3:47am by Uglysasquatch
____________________________
Donate. One day it could be your family.


An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo

#62 Oct 09 2013 at 7:46 AM Rating: Good
Skelly Poker Since 2008
*****
16,595 posts
Uglysasquatch wrote:
That was the workings of the OOT. And feminine wiles.

____________________________
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
#63 Oct 09 2013 at 11:21 AM Rating: Good
Ghost in the Machine
Avatar
******
36,439 posts
Elinda wrote:
When you're dating a 19 year old do you ask for proof of age before ***?


No, but the age of consent here is 15, so we've got some wiggle room, so to speak.

If I'm ever in doubt, I usually just pickpocket her phone and check her iTunes playlists. If I find anything containing the words "Bieber", "Swift" or "Direction", I abort the mission.
____________________________
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
#64 Oct 09 2013 at 1:24 PM Rating: Excellent
******
27,272 posts
you mean you abort mission when you think you recognize her face from one of the classes you teach? Smiley: tongue
____________________________
Theophany wrote:
YOU'RE AN ELITIST @#%^ AETHIEN, NO WONDER YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND PEOPLE HATE YOU.
someproteinguy wrote:
Aethien you take more terrible pictures than a Japanese tourist.
Astarin wrote:
One day, Maz, you'll learn not to click on anything Aeth links.
#65 Oct 09 2013 at 2:30 PM Rating: Excellent
Liberal Conspiracy
*******
TILT
Once he sees Dora the Explorer panties, he's out.
____________________________
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#66 Oct 09 2013 at 2:59 PM Rating: Excellent
******
27,272 posts
Probably a safer bet than Hello Kitty. You can never tell with Hello Kitty panties.
____________________________
Theophany wrote:
YOU'RE AN ELITIST @#%^ AETHIEN, NO WONDER YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND PEOPLE HATE YOU.
someproteinguy wrote:
Aethien you take more terrible pictures than a Japanese tourist.
Astarin wrote:
One day, Maz, you'll learn not to click on anything Aeth links.
#67 Oct 09 2013 at 3:03 PM Rating: Good
@#%^
*****
15,953 posts
I'd explore that kitty.
____________________________
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all **** for a basement"

#68 Oct 09 2013 at 3:10 PM Rating: Good
******
27,272 posts
Iamadam wrote:
I'd explore that kitty.
Smiley: oyvey
____________________________
Theophany wrote:
YOU'RE AN ELITIST @#%^ AETHIEN, NO WONDER YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND PEOPLE HATE YOU.
someproteinguy wrote:
Aethien you take more terrible pictures than a Japanese tourist.
Astarin wrote:
One day, Maz, you'll learn not to click on anything Aeth links.
#69 Oct 09 2013 at 3:23 PM Rating: Excellent
******
49,907 posts
Dyadem, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
Just memorize everything these fratboys suggest in their letter... If that fails, chloroform.
Diethyl ether is the better choice. Hypothetically speaking, of course.
____________________________
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
#70 Oct 09 2013 at 3:39 PM Rating: Good
Ghost in the Machine
Avatar
******
36,439 posts
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
you mean you abort mission when you think you recognize her face from one of the classes you teach? Smiley: tongue


All the kids I teach are <14, so that would be a definite yes.

Also, that's an uncomfortable thought.
____________________________
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
#71 Oct 09 2013 at 3:54 PM Rating: Good
***
1,065 posts
Quote:
Don't forget Barkingturtle's marriage. Another joint product of the asylum and alcohol.


And an ill-fêted *** marriage between two former Asylum regulars, further discussion of which is prohibited by the Vegas rule.
____________________________
Timelordwho wrote:
I'm not quite sure that scheming is an emotion.
#72 Oct 09 2013 at 3:57 PM Rating: Good
Ghost in the Machine
Avatar
******
36,439 posts
Did you forget your password? Smiley: dubious
____________________________
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
#73 Oct 09 2013 at 4:02 PM Rating: Excellent
***
1,065 posts
What do you mean? I'm a new poster.

Please don't haze me.
____________________________
Timelordwho wrote:
I'm not quite sure that scheming is an emotion.
#74 Oct 09 2013 at 4:13 PM Rating: Good
Ghost in the Machine
Avatar
******
36,439 posts
Someone bring me a bucket of nails, some butter and a set of jumper cables.
____________________________
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
#75 Oct 09 2013 at 4:13 PM Rating: Decent
Avatar
**
818 posts
Mazra wrote:
Elinda wrote:
When you're dating a 19 year old do you ask for proof of age before ***?


No, but the age of consent here is 15, so we've got some wiggle room, so to speak.



If you're messing with a 15 year old there probably ISN"T very much wiggle room if you know what I mean Smiley: wink



...someone remove the chain. Cuz that was off it.
____________________________
The entire Universe to the furthest Galaxy, we are told, is no more than a closed electron existing as part of a much bigger Universe we can never see. And that Universe is only an elementary particle in a still grander Universe. An infinite regression, up and down. - Carl Sagan

Check out my Gamer Blog at http://www.baffledgamer.com/
#76 Oct 09 2013 at 4:46 PM Rating: Excellent
Avatar
******
29,913 posts
electromagnet83 wrote:


...someone remove the chain. Cuz that was off it.


Never atempt to use that or any similar phrase again.

Administrator Kaolian
____________________________
Arch Duke Kaolian Drachensborn, lvl 95 Ranger, Unrest Server
Tech support forum | FAQ (Support) | Mobile Zam: http://m.zam.com (Premium only)
Forum Rules
This thread is locked
You cannot post in a locked topic!
Recent Visitors: 50 All times are in CST
Anonymous Guests (50)