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#1 Sep 09 2013 at 3:49 PM Rating: Good

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...when a girl breaks up with you by text message :\ Grr.

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#2 Sep 09 2013 at 3:54 PM Rating: Excellent

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Send me your tears in the mail so I can feed on them.

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#3 Sep 09 2013 at 3:56 PM Rating: Good

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Ehh, no real tears, just, you know.... bummer :P

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#4 Sep 09 2013 at 3:58 PM Rating: Excellent

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Text her back a picture of your dong. It's not creepy if you used to date.

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#5 Sep 09 2013 at 3:58 PM Rating: Good

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Text picture of penis, then run for senate. Silver lining.

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#6 Sep 09 2013 at 4:01 PM Rating: Good

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If there aren't any tears then stop being such a whiny bitch.

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#7 Sep 09 2013 at 4:07 PM Rating: Decent

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Iamadam wrote:

If there aren't any tears then stop being such a whiny bitch.

I'll bite.

...what?

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#8 Sep 09 2013 at 6:28 PM Rating: Decent

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hahaha I like that last post. How long have you been together though?

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#9 Sep 09 2013 at 8:28 PM Rating: Excellent

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Jophiel wrote:

Text her back a picture of ~~your~~ a dong. It's not creepy if you used to date.

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#10 Sep 09 2013 at 8:30 PM Rating: Excellent

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Technically thats counter fitting. You can never visit Vietnam now or any of their extradition country, Kiribati, or else you may have to pay the fine.

I hear it is payable in batcoins though!

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Would 3d printing one of those make it worth more, or less?

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#11 Sep 09 2013 at 8:34 PM Rating: Good

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I'd pay 51¢ to get a bat coin.

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#12 Sep 10 2013 at 5:31 AM Rating: Good

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darexius2010, Goblin in Disguise wrote:

I'll bite.

Careful, Adam does too.

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#13 Sep 10 2013 at 7:44 AM Rating: Good

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Sandinmygum the Stupendous wrote:

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That's certainly a large old guy dong.

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#14 Sep 10 2013 at 7:51 AM Rating: Good

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That's half a quadrillion dong.

Inflation issues?

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#15 Sep 10 2013 at 7:57 AM Rating: Good

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Don't take it personal; I do it all the time.

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#16 Sep 10 2013 at 1:05 PM Rating: Good

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electromagnet83 wrote:

hahaha I like that last post. How long have you been together though?

Not long enough for me to care, really. I was hoping to make her my XIV companion but oh well. She was a good DD though!

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