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#1 Aug 22 2013 at 12:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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The gloves in my lab don't fit. It happens a lot, and it's getting frustrating and tiresome. My hands are too small for the large gloves and too large for the medium gloves. The medium gloves are uncomfortable but let me grip various small tubes and vials well. The large gloves are comfortable but the floppy fingers make using them difficult.

I'm at wits end.

What should I do?
Squeeze into the smaller gloves, pain is beauty, stop being a wuss.:0 (0.0%)
Why unnecessary pain? Big and floppy is the way to go.:1 (9.1%)
Build an army of mutants and take over the glove factory, forcing them to make gloves in your size.:4 (36.4%)
I don't have an opinion, but I like to vote.:6 (54.5%)
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#2 Aug 22 2013 at 12:14 PM Rating: Good
Mutant army is really the only option.



ALSO: I like this trend.Smiley: lol
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#3 Aug 22 2013 at 12:15 PM Rating: Good
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Where is the "Fashion Saran Wrap into makeshift gloves" option?

Also if you asked a woman about the first two options she would probably say you have them backwards.
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#4 Aug 22 2013 at 12:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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I think that NixNot should take a shower.
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#5 Aug 22 2013 at 12:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Also if you asked a woman about the first two options she would probably say you have them backwards.
What if she likes getting her little ones squeezed?
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#6 Aug 22 2013 at 12:27 PM Rating: Excellent
Hand reduction surgery.
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#7 Aug 22 2013 at 12:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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Fill the glove with molten wax then stick your hand in to get an exact fit?
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#8 Aug 22 2013 at 12:49 PM Rating: Good
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Cut hands off, replace with chainsaw laser rifles sharks sharknados ghosts ghost sharks robot hands.

Edited, Aug 22nd 2013 3:35pm by lolgaxe
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#9 Aug 22 2013 at 1:33 PM Rating: Good
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Why not get a different brand? Our stockroom sells 3 different brands, and their sizing differs quite a bit. Large of a certain brand fits me perfectly, but the large for another brand is too big. Otherwise, I'd say go with the ones that actually give you more control. Better to be able to actually grip glassware than risk breaking **** because your gloves are too big.
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#10 Aug 22 2013 at 2:31 PM Rating: Good
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I'd order up a 3-D printing machine and you can print up your own perfectly unique little gloves, Snowflake.





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#11 Aug 22 2013 at 2:32 PM Rating: Good
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Why can't we vote for NixNot to take a ******* shower? I miss that option.
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#12 Aug 22 2013 at 2:34 PM Rating: Good
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Why can't we vote for NixNot to take a @#%^ing shower? I miss that option.
Because he blows the curve?
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#13 Aug 22 2013 at 3:07 PM Rating: Decent
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#14 Aug 22 2013 at 3:12 PM Rating: Good
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I thought the link said "Making Love", and wondered what he was going to do with the Liquid Latex.
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#15 Aug 22 2013 at 3:15 PM Rating: Good
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He was talking about condoms all this time anyway.
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#16 Aug 22 2013 at 3:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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Vataro wrote:
Why not get a different brand? Our stockroom sells 3 different brands, and their sizing differs quite a bit. Large of a certain brand fits me perfectly, but the large for another brand is too big. Otherwise, I'd say go with the ones that actually give you more control. Better to be able to actually grip glassware than risk breaking sh*t because your gloves are too big.
We have one brand right now. I assume they went with something cheap and impractical to save money. What we really need is another vendor to come around. Free samples are awesome.

Nitrile or GTFO.
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#17 Aug 22 2013 at 6:06 PM Rating: Good
number 4! At least you dont have giant hands and all gloves suck...
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#18 Aug 22 2013 at 6:24 PM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
Vataro wrote:
Why not get a different brand? Our stockroom sells 3 different brands, and their sizing differs quite a bit. Large of a certain brand fits me perfectly, but the large for another brand is too big. Otherwise, I'd say go with the ones that actually give you more control. Better to be able to actually grip glassware than risk breaking sh*t because your gloves are too big.
We have one brand right now. I assume they went with something cheap and impractical to save money. What we really need is another vendor to come around. Free samples are awesome.

Nitrile or GTFO.


Is this for a class or are you doing research for a professor? If the latter, you can always look into buying them from Fisher or something.
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Why can't we vote for NixNot to take a @#%^ing shower? I miss that option.
What's the point in telling him to take a shower if he's not here to see it?
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#20 Aug 22 2013 at 7:53 PM Rating: Good
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A vague hope that it will summon him.
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#21 Aug 22 2013 at 8:00 PM Rating: Good
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Choice 3.
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#22 Aug 22 2013 at 8:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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Vataro wrote:
Is this for a class or are you doing research for a professor? If the latter, you can always look into buying them from Fisher or something.
because Fisher is like the Walmart of science.

Smiley: nod

2/3 of the way down the page, for those who missed the reference. Which I'm guessing is going to be pretty much everyone. Because that was a pretty obscure one... Smiley: rolleyes

Okay, maybe I'm just too lazy to thumb through their site and order something. It's easier to complain then order different gloves until I find something that fits. Smiley: um
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#23 Aug 22 2013 at 10:44 PM Rating: Good
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Don't worry, I am quite familiar with that series of images.
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someproteinguy wrote:
Vataro wrote:
Why not get a different brand? Our stockroom sells 3 different brands, and their sizing differs quite a bit. Large of a certain brand fits me perfectly, but the large for another brand is too big. Otherwise, I'd say go with the ones that actually give you more control. Better to be able to actually grip glassware than risk breaking sh*t because your gloves are too big.
We have one brand right now. I assume they went with something cheap and impractical to save money. What we really need is another vendor to come around. Free samples are awesome.

Nitrile or GTFO.
Nitrile turns to mush in the presence of too much organic solvent.


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#25 Aug 23 2013 at 7:18 AM Rating: Good
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This one was my favorite.
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#26 Aug 23 2013 at 9:18 AM Rating: Excellent
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Elinda wrote:
Nitrile turns to mush in the presence of too much organic solvent.
On a related topic it's amazing how fast you can get a pair of gloves off when you know a chemical eats through them in seconds. Even more amusing is once you've developed that habit how long it takes to break it. Because it's thoroughly entertaining watching someone freak out after they get a drop of water on their gloves.
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#27 Aug 23 2013 at 10:33 AM Rating: Excellent
Video?
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#28 Aug 23 2013 at 10:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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Sadly no, it's been a while. I don't even know if there was Youtube back in those olden days.
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#29 Aug 23 2013 at 10:46 AM Rating: Good
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It was called America's Funniest Home Videos.
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#30 Aug 23 2013 at 10:49 AM Rating: Excellent
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That's right! It's all coming back now. There was this tall lanky guy making bad jokes and lots of videos of cats. The world has changed so much over the years.
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#31 Aug 23 2013 at 1:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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Why don't you just stop spilling stuff so you dont need gloves
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#32 Aug 23 2013 at 2:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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Because that darn government, safety regulations and what not. It's a conspiracy man, they've been bought out by the latex lobbyists.

Smiley: tinfoilhat
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