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#52 Aug 14 2013 at 11:27 AM Rating: Good
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Well, I haven't had *** since graduation, so about a month? This is a rough, sweaty, pinned-to-the-wall time for me.
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#53 Aug 14 2013 at 11:43 AM Rating: Good
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Well, if you're looking for someone to pin to the wall...
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#54 Aug 14 2013 at 11:47 AM Rating: Good
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Well, if you're looking for someone to pin to the wall...
Smiley: oyvey
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#55 Aug 14 2013 at 11:51 AM Rating: Good
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Duct tape, butter and jumper cables... time to get to work!
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#56 Aug 14 2013 at 12:00 PM Rating: Good
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Mazra wrote:
Duct tape, butter and jumper cables... time to get to work!
Knowing that you work as a teacher, this is a very scary sentence.
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Aethien you take more terrible pictures than a Japanese tourist.
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#57 Aug 15 2013 at 6:14 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Mazra wrote:
Duct tape, butter and jumper cables... time to get to work!
Knowing that you work as a teacher, this is a very scary sentence.

I know. The use of butter substitutes should be encouraged in our youngsters.
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#58 Aug 15 2013 at 8:44 AM Rating: Good
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Toast a bagel.
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#59 Aug 15 2013 at 8:45 AM Rating: Excellent
mmm, bagels
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#60 Aug 15 2013 at 9:12 AM Rating: Excellent
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lolgaxe wrote:
Toast a bagel.
I'm assuming that's what the jumper cables were for?
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#61 Aug 15 2013 at 11:12 AM Rating: Good
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Bagels are cool, I like bagels.
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#62 Aug 15 2013 at 11:36 AM Rating: Good
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I like hot bagels.
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#63 Aug 15 2013 at 12:07 PM Rating: Good
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
I like hot bagels.


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#64 Aug 15 2013 at 12:07 PM Rating: Excellent
No. Toast. Then eat. With cream cheese.

Edited, Aug 15th 2013 1:07pm by Xsarus
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#65 Aug 15 2013 at 12:08 PM Rating: Good
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
No. Toast.


Make love to the toast? So would the crumbs count as Rough Play?
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#66 Aug 15 2013 at 12:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Sir Xsarus wrote:
No. Toast.


Make love to the toast? So would the crumbs count as Rough Play?

Be careful where you smear your cream cheese. Smiley: rolleyes
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#67 Aug 15 2013 at 12:48 PM Rating: Good
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From celibacy to *** jokes, this is a great thread.
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#68 Aug 15 2013 at 1:56 PM Rating: Good
GBATE!! Never saw it coming
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I hate you all and I wish you were bagels.
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#69 Aug 15 2013 at 2:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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Friar Bijou wrote:
I hate you all and I wish you were bagels.

You want to eat us?... aaaand back to *** references
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#70 Aug 15 2013 at 2:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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I like doughnut holes.
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#71 Aug 18 2013 at 2:34 AM Rating: Good
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I don't even drink coffee, because my body is a muffin fudging temple. The rest of you sluts and drug addicts can burn in ****.


Get some tea then. Problem solved.
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#72 Aug 18 2013 at 6:36 AM Rating: Good
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Tea is tastier than coffee anyway.






Although I still can't do without my one cup of coffee in the morning.
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#73 Aug 18 2013 at 6:21 PM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Tea is tastier than coffee anyway.
You should be ashamed of yourself for spreading such filthy lies.
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#74 Aug 18 2013 at 8:28 PM Rating: Good
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Tea is tastier than coffee anyway.
You should be ashamed of yourself for spreading such filthy lies.
Tea is second only to beer, coffee doesn't come close.
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#75 Aug 19 2013 at 4:14 AM Rating: Good
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You're dead to me.
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#76 Aug 19 2013 at 6:49 AM Rating: Good
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I'm sorry you can't handle the truth.
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