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IDrownFish of the Seven Seas wrote:
Uglysasquatch wrote:
In Canada, wolves eat you, while you frantically apologize. There is no fending them off.
There's one thing we do more often in Canada than apologize.
Hunt
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An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Elinda wrote:
I pick Canada. A couple times I got forced on these summertime fishing expeditions to northern Manitoba. The fishing was fabulous, but our camp spot was remote. There was no running water - this sucked for a young woman in the throws of one of her first menstrual cycles - my dad had no sympathy. Anyways, we'd have daylight until 11pm or so.
Oh ERK! Did the blood dry in your panties, or on your skin/hair, and then chafe you remarkably viciously?
Aripyanfar wrote:
Elinda wrote:
I pick Canada. A couple times I got forced on these summertime fishing expeditions to northern Manitoba. The fishing was fabulous, but our camp spot was remote. There was no running water - this sucked for a young woman in the throws of one of her first menstrual cycles - my dad had no sympathy. Anyways, we'd have daylight until 11pm or so.
Oh ERK! Did the blood dry in your panties, or on your skin/hair, and then chafe you remarkably viciously?
Well that was rather unpleasant to read.
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Scabs have the texture of sandpaper. Which isn't a problem, unless you have it pressed constantly between two tender and constantly moving parts.
Use more lube. Problem solved.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Lol. Mostly it was a matter of not knowing where to dispose of my soiled pads. Our make-shift out house was a porta-potty set up behind the camper - I couldn't throw them in there.
...and no not wolves, according to my never-helpful older sister, it was the bears that could sniff out period blood.
Believe me, it was just an uncomfortable week.
...and no not wolves, according to my never-helpful older sister, it was the bears that could sniff out period blood.
Believe me, it was just an uncomfortable week.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
Believe me, it was just an uncomfortable week.
Deadgye wrote:
Hosers.
FTFY
Dandruffshampoo wrote:
Curses, beaten by Professor stupidopo-opo.
Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Stupidmonkey is more organized than a bag of raccoons.
Elinda wrote:
...and no not wolves, according to my never-helpful older sister, it was the bears that could sniff out period blood.
This is where you should have chased her around the campsite trying to grind your used lady-pad into any bare skin of hers you could catch.
I've been really super busy at work and in life. Summer too. Now the lady is away camping and busy season is done so I am just herp de derping it up on the net to kill a bit of time.
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