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And it still doesn't give you superpowers! 
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
And it still doesn't give you superpowers!
You have to let it bite you, duh!
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Gain the proportionate speed and strength of a rutabaga.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
And it still doesn't give you superpowers!
You have to let it bite you, duh!
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
And it still doesn't give you superpowers!
You have to let it bite you, duh!
Aethien you have Lymphoma.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Iamadam wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
And it still doesn't give you superpowers!
You have to let it bite you, duh!
Aethien you have Lymphoma.
LOL, I was actually in the process of making a gif of that before you posted. Weird that there isn't one online already.
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Iamadam wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
And it still doesn't give you superpowers!
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I heard on the radio this morning on my drive in to work that steam has been spotted at ********* 3. While there are many possible explanations for it, one remote yet particularly disconcerting possibility is that nucular reactions continue to run. The plant manager is working on cooling the reactor (still. amazing.) but there was a break in the cooling at one point because they think a rat somehow gnawed on a cable and caused a short-circuit.
EDIT: Here's a [link=http://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/19/world/asia/steam-detected-at-damaged-***********************************
(Subsequent investigation determined that it wasn't a rat at all, it was a giant cockroach that had mutated due to eating tomatoes from around the plant)
Edited, Jul 18th 2013 11:07am by cynyck
EDIT: Here's a [link=http://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/19/world/asia/steam-detected-at-damaged-***********************************
(Subsequent investigation determined that it wasn't a rat at all, it was a giant cockroach that had mutated due to eating tomatoes from around the plant)
Edited, Jul 18th 2013 11:07am by cynyck
"the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
Hermann Goering, April 1946.
lolgaxe wrote:
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Iamadam wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
And it still doesn't give you superpowers!
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
Iamadam wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
And it still doesn't give you superpowers!
You have to let it bite you, duh!
Aethien you have Lymphoma.
Jophiel wrote:
Literally you don't know that from a photo. In the cucumber picture you can't tell if the leaf is breaking through the cucumber skin or growing off the outside of the cucumber. Not that either situation is normal but you can't just take every botanical oddity and say "Radiation!!"
This.
If I learned nothing else from genetics it was that plants are weird. Just one example from wikiville:
Quote:
Polyploidy is pervasive in plants and some estimates suggest that 30–80% of living plant species are polyploid, and many lineages show evidence of ancient polyploidy (paleopolyploidy) in their genomes.[17][18][19] Huge explosions in angiosperm species diversity appear to have coincided with the timing of ancient genome duplications shared by many species.[20] It has been established that 15% of angiosperm and 31% of fern speciation events are accompanied by ploidy increase.[21] Polyploid plants can arise spontaneously in nature by several mechanisms, including meiotic or mitotic failures, and fusion of unreduced (2n) gametes.[22] Both autopolyploids (e.g. potato [23]) and allopolyploids (e.g. canola, wheat, cotton) can be found among both wild and domesticated plant species.
In other words they like to double their genes just for the fun of it. Creating new "species" simply because it got too cold outside, or some cow looked at them wrong, or something. A 5n human with 3 extra copies of chromosome 15 would self-abort. With a plant, it gets crossed with a 3n individual, and before you know there's little mutants popping up all over your garden.
We won't even get started on grasses, little bastards.
Anyway, I was rambling about something? Oh yeah, plants do that kind of stuff all the time. They just filter those kinds of things out before they get to market because no one is going to buy a weird looking apple no matter how safe it is. Not to say radiation isn't bad or anything, but I suspect all the typical weird plants are just getting noticed now.
Olorinus the Ludicrous wrote:
I personally thought this was the more appropriate Final Fantasy plant-monster reference:
Me too.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
The original article now says this:
Yep, just plants being plants.
MSN wrote:
CORRECTION: A post on a website in Japan reports that these images aren’t related to the ********* disaster. We regret passing along the misinformation.
Yep, just plants being plants.
Government coverup.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
Government coverup.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
Probably the meat industry trying to scare us all off vegetables.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
Probably the meat industry trying to scare us all off vegetables.
Can't blame them. Meat is so incredibly delicious compared to vegetables.
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Vataro wrote:
Elinda wrote:
Probably the meat industry trying to scare us all off vegetables.
Can't blame them. Meat is so incredibly delicious compared to vegetables.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Vegetables are tolerable when combined with meat though.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I don't get what people have against vegetables. Is it the idea that its healthy that scares you?
Nothing against them, just a clear understanding of the taste hierarchy. Steaks are better than salads.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Just a steak on it's own is not something I care about to be honest. Add some green beans and baked potatoes at least.
Being better together isn't the point, it's a matter of top billing. Steak is the Michael Jordon, green beans and potatoes are the Scotty Pippin and Dennis Rodman.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
A great steak requires nothing, something like green beans would only take it down.
Dear people I don't like: 凸(â—´―｀â—)凸
That's a load of ****. Steak requires a side so that every time you take a bite of the side and go back to the steak, your taste buds are reminded of how superior the steak is to the side.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Uglysasquatch wrote:
That's a load of sh*t. Steak requires a side so that every time you take a bite of the side and go back to the steak, your taste buds are reminded of how superior the steak is to the side.
Agreed, it's the steak sauce that a great steak doesn't need.
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