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#1 Jul 08 2013 at 2:33 AM Rating: Default
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No matter where you live in the world, now you can easily learn and hifz Quran with many other Islamic courses that you like to learn and its all being offered from Quran learning online.
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#2 Jul 08 2013 at 6:25 AM Rating: Good
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Is the quran as dull a read as the bible?
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#3 Jul 08 2013 at 7:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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I burned a copy of the quran.
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#4 Jul 08 2013 at 7:53 AM Rating: Excellent
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I burned a copy of the quran.
That joke is way too old and stopped being funny a long, long time ago.
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#5 Jul 08 2013 at 7:55 AM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
Is the quran as dull a read as the bible?


No clue, but the Bhagavad Gita is actually a pretty good read, if you're at all interested in some Hindu holy texts.
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#6 Jul 08 2013 at 8:00 AM Rating: Excellent
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What if you set fire to a CD containing Quran.txt -- is that a problem?
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#7 Jul 08 2013 at 8:01 AM Rating: Excellent
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So Hindu's get fun holy texts, the Kama Sutra and their holy men smoke weed and smile for the tourists all day. They really have this religion thing figured out don't they?
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Aethien you take more terrible pictures than a Japanese tourist.
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#8 Jul 08 2013 at 8:06 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
So Hindu's get fun holy texts, the Kama Sutra and their holy men smoke weed and smile for the tourists all day. They really have this religion thing figured out don't they?


They can't eat beef.
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#9 Jul 08 2013 at 8:10 AM Rating: Good
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That is a downside, they make a mean curry in India though, that kinda makes up for it.
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#10 Jul 08 2013 at 8:10 AM Rating: Good
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Religion with food restrictions is no salvation to me.
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#11 Jul 08 2013 at 8:12 AM Rating: Good
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Not even when they decorate their temples with new *** positions to try?
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#12 Jul 08 2013 at 8:19 AM Rating: Good
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A bacon double cheeseburger is better than a still picture.
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#13 Jul 08 2013 at 8:21 AM Rating: Good
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Embrace Dionysus and you could probably use religion to combine the cheeseburger and the ***, plus wine.

Take that, organized religion.
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#14 Jul 08 2013 at 8:33 AM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
Is the quran as dull a read as the bible?


No clue, but the Bhagavad Gita is actually a pretty good read, if you're at all interested in some Hindu holy texts.


Hey I think I know the Bhagavad Gita; it has that song you normally sing around Hanukkah, right?
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Elinda wrote:
Is the quran as dull a read as the bible?


No clue, but the Bhagavad Gita is actually a pretty good read, if you're at all interested in some Hindu holy texts.


Hey I think I know the Bhagavad Gita; it has that song you normally sing around Hanukkah, right?
Your knowledge of religions is impeccable Mrs Palin.
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#16 Jul 08 2013 at 8:58 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Elinda wrote:
Is the quran as dull a read as the bible?


No clue, but the Bhagavad Gita is actually a pretty good read, if you're at all interested in some Hindu holy texts.


Hey I think I know the Bhagavad Gita; it has that song you normally sing around Hanukkah, right?
Your knowledge of religions is impeccable Mrs Palin.

Smiley: laugh
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#17 Jul 08 2013 at 9:19 AM Rating: Good
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What if you set fire to a CD containing Quran.txt -- is that a problem?

It will contribute to global warning.

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#18 Jul 08 2013 at 9:48 AM Rating: Good
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And it's more fun to put it in the microwave instead.
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#19 Jul 08 2013 at 9:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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So, like what, did you all just forget where the report post for banning button is? or what???
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#21 Jul 08 2013 at 10:29 PM Rating: Good
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Sometimes it's just fun to take a decisively crap thread and turn it arguably interesting while ignoring the OP.
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#22 Jul 08 2013 at 10:55 PM Rating: Decent
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I burned a copy of the quran.
That joke is way too old and stopped being funny a long, long time ago.

Oh god. I didn't start laughing until I read your post because I didn't even catch the joke.
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#23 Jul 09 2013 at 1:27 AM Rating: Good
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#24 Jul 09 2013 at 5:58 AM Rating: Good
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
So, like what, did you all just forget where the report post for banning button is? or what???

Hey, we're blaspheming our God in here, a bit of respect please.
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Hey, we're blaspheming our God in here
I didn't vote for him.
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#26 Jul 10 2013 at 7:40 AM Rating: Good
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OMG, I used his name vainly.
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