I have a voting plea for you. My husband has written a story called Emoland that's pretty awesome.
Bartleby Snopes, the site that has published this particular stroke of literary genius, has a Story of the Month contest in which the different stories are pitted against one another Battle Royale style until the person with the most friends on Facebook, the most Twitter followers, and the most forum subscriptions wins.
So I am appealing to the good people of Zam.
Please vote here for Emoland. Shameless rate ups for all who do.