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#27 Jun 18 2013 at 11:48 AM Rating: Good
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Olorinus the Ludicrous wrote:
My gf is making me make breakfast.



And by making, I mean, she asked me politely.


Oh, my god, you're practically married.

Take your balls out of your girlfriend's purse for a second and tell us why you're in the kitchen.
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#28 Jun 18 2013 at 11:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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Mazra wrote:
Olorinus the Ludicrous wrote:
My gf is making me make breakfast.



And by making, I mean, she asked me politely.


Oh, my god, you're practically married.

Take your balls out of your girlfriend's purse for a second and tell us why you're in the kitchen.


Why are you getting on her? She's where she's supposed to be. The issue is why isn't the gf in there with her.


Edited, Jun 18th 2013 1:52pm by Shaowstrike
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#29 Jun 18 2013 at 12:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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I offered to make my wife an omelette this morning, and she decided she wanted cereal instead. Omelettes are one of the few things I can cook well Smiley: frown.

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#30 Jun 18 2013 at 1:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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My omelettes always turn into scrambled eggs with awesome stuff.
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#31 Jun 18 2013 at 1:23 PM Rating: Good
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All my eggs turn into scrambled about half way through, which becomes weird when my goal is hard boiled.
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#32 Jun 18 2013 at 1:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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Olorinus the Ludicrous wrote:
My gf is making me make breakfast.

This was more impressive when I read it as "My gif..." and thought your avatar was involved.

Vataro wrote:
I offered to make my wife an omelette this morning, and she decided she wanted cereal instead. Omelettes are one of the few things I can cook well Smiley: frown.

You can't make cereal?

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#33 Jun 18 2013 at 1:31 PM Rating: Good
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That would explain why it's running away.
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#34 Jun 18 2013 at 3:54 PM Rating: Good
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Mazra wrote:
Olorinus the Ludicrous wrote:
My gf is making me make breakfast.



And by making, I mean, she asked me politely.


Oh, my god, you're practically married.

Take your balls out of your girlfriend's purse for a second and tell us why you're in the kitchen.


Why are you getting on her? She's where she's supposed to be. The issue is why isn't the gf in there with her.


Edited, Jun 18th 2013 1:52pm by Shaowstrike


Hey, I haven't been around since ages ago. I can't tell one new face from another. If Olorinus is a girl (lies, girls don't use the internet), you're correct.
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#35 Jun 18 2013 at 5:24 PM Rating: Good
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This hasn't been locked so I made it in for the +1 to gain!
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#36 Jun 18 2013 at 6:20 PM Rating: Good
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Sandinmygum the Stupendous wrote:
This hasn't been locked so I made it in for the +1 to gain!
I don't know why so many people think this would be locked. Were you never around for the OOT "glory days"?

Some days I miss Hellboy spam.
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#37 Jun 18 2013 at 7:09 PM Rating: Good
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Shut your damn pie hole!
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#38 Jun 18 2013 at 7:53 PM Rating: Good
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Spoonless wrote:
Sandinmygum the Stupendous wrote:
This hasn't been locked so I made it in for the +1 to gain!
I don't know why so many people think this would be locked. Were you never around for the OOT "glory days"?

Some days I miss Hellboy spam.


i remember the birth of the OoT lol.
I've came to this site to many years now Smiley: glare
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#39 Jun 18 2013 at 8:26 PM Rating: Good
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Sandinmygum the Stupendous wrote:
Spoonless wrote:
Sandinmygum the Stupendous wrote:
This hasn't been locked so I made it in for the +1 to gain!
I don't know why so many people think this would be locked. Were you never around for the OOT "glory days"?

Some days I miss Hellboy spam.


i remember the birth of the OoT lol.
I've came to this site to many years now Smiley: glare

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#40 Jun 18 2013 at 8:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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Does breakfast involve homemade doughnuts?

It should.

I am reminded of an old joke.
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#41 Jun 19 2013 at 2:54 AM Rating: Good
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Ew.
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#42 Jun 19 2013 at 3:40 AM Rating: Decent
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Olorinus the Ludicrous wrote:
My gf is making me make breakfast.



And by making, I mean, she asked me politely.



Girlfriend?

If she's waking you up for anything other than oral sex or the house being on fire, she's doing it wrong.


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#43 Jun 19 2013 at 4:24 AM Rating: Good
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What about buttsex?
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#44 Jun 19 2013 at 4:27 AM Rating: Good
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What about buttsex?

Acceptable but not ideal.


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#45 Jun 19 2013 at 4:30 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
What about buttsex?


Unless you're going in dry, they'll wake up before you're finished lubing up.
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#46 Jun 19 2013 at 7:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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Lube takes too long. That's what pillows and apologies are for.
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#47 Jun 19 2013 at 8:19 PM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe wrote:
Lube takes too long. That's what pillows and apologies are for.


Smother them before or after?
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#48 Jun 19 2013 at 9:43 PM Rating: Good
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During so they don't wake the neighbors.
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#49 Jun 20 2013 at 1:13 AM Rating: Good
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Mazra wrote:
Olorinus the Ludicrous wrote:
My gf is making me make breakfast.
And by making, I mean, she asked me politely.


Oh, my god, you're practically married.

Take your balls out of your girlfriend's purse for a second and tell us why you're in the kitchen.


Why are you getting on her? She's where she's supposed to be. The issue is why isn't the gf in there with her.



It's a small kitchen.

Spoonless wrote:
My omelettes always turn into scrambled eggs with awesome stuff.


Mine too.

Also my tablet just slipped from my hand and bashed my chin hard, it is probably bedtime.
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#50 Jun 20 2013 at 3:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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Olorinus the Ludicrous wrote:
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Mazra wrote:
Olorinus the Ludicrous wrote:
My gf is making me make breakfast.
And by making, I mean, she asked me politely.


Oh, my god, you're practically married.

Take your balls out of your girlfriend's purse for a second and tell us why you're in the kitchen.


Why are you getting on her? She's where she's supposed to be. The issue is why isn't the gf in there with her.



It's a small kitchen.


Well then, one of you is going to have to ride on the other like Master Blaster.
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#51 Jun 20 2013 at 7:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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Olorinus the Ludicrous wrote:
Mine too.

Also my tablet just slipped from my hand and bashed my chin hard, it is probably bedtime.

That's some hard medicine.
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