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#27 Jun 17 2013 at 3:08 AM Rating: Good
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IDrownFish of the Seven Seas wrote:
No, I'm providing general health advice in a workout thread.

It's far easier to count calories and not consume an excess than it is to actually burn them off.
Men do not need this "easier". Real men, viking badass men, should consume one hundred million calories per day and burn them all by beating bison to death with pianos filled with molten lead before going on a daily voyage to pillage the nearest foreign coastline.

On the other hand, who has the free time for that when drinking one fewer 12oz soda a day means you'd lose about 15 pounds in a year if nothing else changes.
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#28 Jun 17 2013 at 7:01 AM Rating: Good
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Meh, skim milk (and I don't use a lot) and a little bit of agave and I feel comfortable with the calorie count of my coffee.

One packet of Sugar in the Raw is 50 calories, if anyone was wondering. I usually use half a packet's worth in a large coffee.
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#29 Jun 17 2013 at 7:13 AM Rating: Good
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IDrownFish of the Seven Seas wrote:
You would be surprised to find out how many calories you can shave off by doing this.
Could do both. I mean, I exercise all day just so I can have that delicious bad for me foods and drinks mostly.
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#30 Jun 17 2013 at 7:37 AM Rating: Good
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Just remember that eating unhealthy food is not balanced out by exercising. Sure, you may not pack the extra weight, but you could still drop dead within the hour from a clogged up system.
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#31 Jun 17 2013 at 7:38 AM Rating: Good
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I could also get hit by a bus.
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#32 Jun 17 2013 at 8:14 AM Rating: Good
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If you do, just hit it back and it will back off.
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#33 Jun 17 2013 at 8:22 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
If you do, just hit it back and it will back off.


Maybe that's how things work in Amsterdam, but New York buses are more aggressive than tiger sharks...
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#34 Jun 17 2013 at 8:23 AM Rating: Good
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While they tend to hunt solo, it's the packs of blood thirsty taxis you really have to look out for.
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#35 Jun 17 2013 at 8:26 AM Rating: Good
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And things are just getting out of hand. Now we have green taxis and blue bikes roaming the last of the safe territories...
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#36 Jun 17 2013 at 9:30 AM Rating: Good
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It's the bicycles you have to be afraid of in Amsterdam, they ignore sidewalks and pedestrian only areas.
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#37 Jun 17 2013 at 9:34 AM Rating: Good
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Ironically, so do NYC cabs.
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#38 Jun 17 2013 at 9:54 AM Rating: Good
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That's why they put these things all around sidewalks in Amsterdam.




NSFW The black plastic recreations also make for a wonderful souvenir. NSFW

Edited, Jun 17th 2013 7:35pm by Aethien
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#39 Jun 17 2013 at 11:11 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
That's why they put [these things](http://www.geotypico.com/media/catalog/product/cache/3/thumbnail/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/a/m/amsterdammertje_theend_3_2.jpg) all around sidewalks in Amsterdam.


I can't click the other link, because work and such, but the Dutch government realizes those look like massive ******, right?
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#40 Jun 17 2013 at 11:15 AM Rating: Good
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Bikes aren't much of a concern here, for they are the scavengers of the vehicular world, picking and eating the remains of the larger wheeled animal kills.
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
That's why they put these things all around sidewalks in Amsterdam.


I can't click the other link, because work and such, but the Dutch government realizes those look like massive ******, right?
What do you think the other link is? Smiley: lol





Also, they started placing the standardized ones from 1915, I don't think they were aware of how much it looks like an oversized *****
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#42 Jun 17 2013 at 11:40 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
That's why they put these things all around sidewalks in Amsterdam.


I can't click the other link, because work and such, but the Dutch government realizes those look like massive ******, right?
What do you think the other link is? Smiley: lol





Also, they started placing the standardized ones from 1915, I don't think they were aware of how much it looks like an oversized *****


Maybe it was their way of protesting WWI?
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#43 Jun 17 2013 at 2:07 PM Rating: Good
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I could also get hit by a bus.


Don't exercise on the road then, silly.
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Mazra wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
I could also get hit by a bus.


Don't exercise on the road then, silly.


But then how will I learn how to dodge a ball?
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#45 Jun 17 2013 at 4:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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Iamadam wrote:
Mazra wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
I could also get hit by a bus.


Don't exercise on the road then, silly.


But then how will I learn how to dodge a ball?

You see people, this is what happens when you cut P.E. out of the curriculum. School budgets be damned, we need proper physical education classes or our kids are going to be playing out in traffic! Smiley: motz

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#46 Jun 17 2013 at 4:22 PM Rating: Decent
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You see people, this is what happens when you cut P.E. out of the curriculum. School budgets be damned, we need proper physical education classes or our kids are going to be playing out in traffic! Smiley: motz

Smiley: oyvey

Upshot: This could cull the herd a bit.
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#47 Jun 17 2013 at 4:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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I assumed that was covered when we let the teachers start bringing guns to school. Smiley: confused

Oh well, politics these days, who can keep up with it all?
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#48 Jun 17 2013 at 11:31 PM Rating: Good
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I have NO idea how valid this is, but...

http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/05/09/the-scientific-7-minute-workout/

It looks like you would only need a wall and a sturdy chair for this.
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