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#1 May 18 2013 at 6:24 PM Rating: Good
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Spent 8 hours outside today slaughtering chickens. Came home, cleaning up, noticed my arms and the back of my neck are bright red. My body doesn't care for sunlight anymore.
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#2 May 18 2013 at 6:30 PM Rating: Good
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#3 May 18 2013 at 6:34 PM Rating: Good
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I don't think they are actually burnt, because there is no tenderness, pain, or even the skin hasn't changed texture. It's just red.

It must be where gingers come from. People stayed out of the sun for years and passed their developed sun allergies to their children...
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#4 May 18 2013 at 7:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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Actually I think you just went crazy for a bit from too much sun and decided to cool down with chicken blood.
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Fresh chicken blood is uncomfortably warm. My younger cousins (5-7 years old) seemed unfazed by the whole ordeal and were fighting over who got to operate the vacuum sealer. The youngest kept asking me to show her the brains.
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#6 May 18 2013 at 7:29 PM Rating: Good
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That's the worst thing I've heard all day.
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#7 May 18 2013 at 10:49 PM Rating: Good
I received 1st sunburn of the year today as well :3
And I HATE the sun. My face is all red, 'cept around my eyes (Glasses, and had shades attached), and my forearms are all red.
*sigh* Thankfully that is all, the rest can stay freakishly white.
I didn't slaughter animals, but instead slaughter deals as I went yard sale'in.

by tomorrow it will all be gone or slightly pink. I can tan up nicely, but I'd rather not.
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#8 May 19 2013 at 7:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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That's not sunburn, that's the psychological taint of chicken murder.

Out, damned spot! out, I say! — One: two: why, then, 'tis time to do't. — **** is murky! — Fie, my lord, fie! a soldier, and afeard? What need we fear who knows it, when none can call our power to account? — Yet who would have thought the old chickens to have had so much blood in them?

The rooster of Fife had a wife; where is she now? — What, will these hands ne'er be clean? — No more o' that, my lord, no more o' that: you mar all with this starting.

Here's the smell of the blood still. All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand. O, O, O!
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#9 May 19 2013 at 8:06 AM Rating: Good
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Officially jealous that I didn't think to make that allusion.
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#10 May 19 2013 at 7:14 PM Rating: Good
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
That's the worst thing I've heard all day.


You and I must go to very different parts of the internet.
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#11 May 19 2013 at 7:50 PM Rating: Decent
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If you're taking any of prescription meds, there's a good chance that at one of them will cause you to burn easier. It's a fairly common side effect of a number of common meds.
#12 May 19 2013 at 9:06 PM Rating: Good
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If you're taking any of prescription meds, there's a good chance that at one of them will cause you to burn easier. It's a fairly common side effect of a number of common meds.


So I can stop blaming it on not going outside, and start blaming it on my blood pressure meds? Awesome
(can't even tell I was burned now -.-)
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#13 May 19 2013 at 10:04 PM Rating: Good
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
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You and I must go to very different parts of the internet.


I spend most of my time here, on tumblr, or on news sites. So... probably.
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#14 May 20 2013 at 3:22 AM Rating: Good
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Tumblr has some seriously messed up **** though.
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#15 May 20 2013 at 4:19 AM Rating: Good
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I stay away from those tags and have little loyalty when it comes to following blogs. XD
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#16 May 20 2013 at 7:21 AM Rating: Good
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What I gathered from Tumblr is that everyone not on Tumblr is an -ist of some sort, whichever one is the popular that day, and that all artists draw red nose.
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#17 May 20 2013 at 7:38 AM Rating: Decent
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Tumblr is that site that people who can't into 4chan go to for funny pictures, right? I just assumed it's slightly less evil than 9gag. Though I've never been there either.
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#18 May 20 2013 at 8:36 AM Rating: Good
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It's a micro blogging platform, so it's not really limited to any one particular area. If people blog about it, it probably has decent representation on tumblr.

Content is accessed by searching tags, or by (as most users do) checking their dashboard. The dash just shows all content blogged or reblogged by the blogs you choose to follow. Gaming, fashion, fandom, photography (nature, cities, etc.). It's really just depends on your interests.
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#19 May 20 2013 at 8:52 AM Rating: Good
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I thought tumblr was mostly to share porn.
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#20 May 20 2013 at 9:32 AM Rating: Good
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It's not really about anything, really.
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#21 May 20 2013 at 10:44 AM Rating: Good
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So **** it is then. Smiley: lol
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#22 May 20 2013 at 10:49 AM Rating: Good
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TirithRR wrote:
Spent 8 hours outside today slaughtering chickens. Came home, cleaning up, noticed my arms and the back of my neck are bright red. My body doesn't care for sunlight anymore.

Getting burned from spending 8 hours in the sun doesn't mean you're abnormally pale. Just means you're not, like, a farmer.

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#23 May 20 2013 at 10:51 AM Rating: Good
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So **** it is then. Smiley: lol


Pretty much. Just search "tumblr <porn category>" to get large amounts of images and videos dedicated to the category of your desire without all those pesky redirect links and such that those tgp sites use to drum up redirects and advertising dollars.
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#24 May 20 2013 at 11:00 AM Rating: Good
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I can do that with google.
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#25 May 20 2013 at 1:27 PM Rating: Good
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Bing is the superior **** search engine.

Seriously.
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#26 May 20 2013 at 1:47 PM Rating: Good
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Well, ya, that's what I meant by search. By throwing tumblr in there you get the tumblr results, which in my experience yield higher quality and more accurate results. Otherwise you get a bunch of random ones that are full of ads and malware.
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#27 May 21 2013 at 3:38 AM Rating: Decent
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
It's a micro blogging platform, so it's not really limited to any one particular area. If people blog about it, it probably has decent representation on tumblr.

Content is accessed by searching tags, or by (as most users do) checking their dashboard. The dash just shows all content blogged or reblogged by the blogs you choose to follow. Gaming, fashion, fandom, photography (nature, cities, etc.). It's really just depends on your interests.


So it's basically a mainstream sankaku complex meets reddit or some **** like that, got it. I think pretty much the only place I search for anything with tags is sad panda.
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#28 Jun 18 2013 at 10:11 AM Rating: Decent
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You've made, albeit unintentionally, a solid case as to why one should avoid being outside.


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#29 Jun 18 2013 at 12:18 PM Rating: Good
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You're awfully late to the party Rime.
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#30 Jun 18 2013 at 1:09 PM Rating: Good
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
It's a micro blogging platform, so it's not really limited to any one particular area. If people blog about it, it probably has decent representation on tumblr.

Content is accessed by searching tags, or by (as most users do) checking their dashboard. The dash just shows all content blogged or reblogged by the blogs you choose to follow. Gaming, fashion, fandom, photography (nature, cities, etc.). It's really just depends on your interests.


So it's basically a mainstream sankaku complex meets reddit or some sh*t like that, got it. I think pretty much the only place I search for anything with tags is sad panda.


I have no clue what Sankaku is...

It's really just Wordpress, but the way blog posts are accessed is centralized (if you want it to be, which most do). Many writers use tumblr as a way to interact with their fanbase (from fiction writers to game writers, like David Gaider), game developers use it to easily disseminate information/concept art, etc. You have some actors like Matthew Gray Gubler using it.

Very popular with photographers, graphic artists, etc. Free way to disseminate their own work, and create a cohesive blog to show off their aesthetic for potential clients. And then, because it's a free service, a whole lot of **** blogs, hipster blogs, fandom blogs, etc.

It's not a forum like reddit, or image board.
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#31 Jun 18 2013 at 1:25 PM Rating: Good
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I have no clue what Sankaku is...
It's the leading source for pedophile related news articles that the main stream liberal media won't report.
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#33 Jun 18 2013 at 6:25 PM Rating: Good
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You've made, albeit unintentionally, a solid case as to why one should avoid being outside.


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#34 Jun 18 2013 at 11:48 PM Rating: Decent
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Someone's gatta be late, might as well be me. ;0)


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Not their best work, but amusing nonetheless.
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Not their best work, but amusing nonetheless.


Out of their new album, I think I like the Spring Break Anthem the best. It's got a decent message, too.

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