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#1 May 02 2013 at 8:13 PM Rating: Good
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I've got too much booze and an empty house. Let's get it on.

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#2 May 02 2013 at 9:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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Ok. Hmm. Whats the most annoying moment of your entire existance up to this point?
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#4 May 03 2013 at 1:07 AM Rating: Good
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Why in the fudge have you not provided me with a decent picture for my next DingartTM?
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Y HALLO THAR BUTTSECKS?


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#7 May 03 2013 at 6:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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#8 May 03 2013 at 7:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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Are you the dude who beats children, or the one who is obsessed with The Big Lebowski? I always confuse the two of you in my head.

Edit: Senjiow beats kids.

Edited, May 3rd 2013 9:35am by Spoonless
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#9 May 03 2013 at 7:35 AM Rating: Good
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Why can't it be both?
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#10 May 03 2013 at 9:25 AM Rating: Good
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What is your favorite food? Favorite alcoholic beverage?
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#11 May 03 2013 at 9:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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Why aren't you answering anyone's questions?
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#12 May 03 2013 at 10:26 AM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
Why aren't you answering anyone's questions?

That wasn't part of the agreement.
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#13 May 03 2013 at 10:34 AM Rating: Good
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It's bad PR if you don't answer anything though.
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#14 May 03 2013 at 10:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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Seriously.

I want my money back.
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#15 May 03 2013 at 11:02 AM Rating: Good
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Psh, just go beg for more government money to waste on silly experiments instead.
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#16 May 03 2013 at 11:17 AM Rating: Excellent
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Hey they aren't silly, they benefit everyone! Smiley: bah

I mean who doesn't want a skunkopotamus?
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#17 May 03 2013 at 12:15 PM Rating: Good
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Edited, May 3rd 2013 2:24pm by lolgaxe
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#19 May 03 2013 at 12:36 PM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
Why aren't you answering anyone's questions?
I thought it was obvious given he said he had too much booze and an empty house.


Edited, May 3rd 2013 3:37pm by Uglysasquatch
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#20 May 03 2013 at 1:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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Was the house empty before you started drinking?
Was the house there before you started drinking?
Did you get the booze before or after the house?
Are the house and booze placeholders for Leaping Lizzy?

Edited, May 3rd 2013 3:34pm by Demoncard
#21 May 03 2013 at 4:24 PM Rating: Good
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Ok. Hmm. Whats the most annoying moment of your entire existance up to this point?


The clutch of my motorcycle breaking on April 29, fixing it for a trip on Thursday, then it dumping 6 inches of snow in Des Moines, when it was 81 on Wednesday.


Edited, May 3rd 2013 5:32pm by Kaelesh
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#22 May 03 2013 at 4:24 PM Rating: Good
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Annoying customer.
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#23 May 03 2013 at 4:26 PM Rating: Good
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Why in the fudge have you not provided me with a decent picture for my next DingartTM?


I don't know what that is. But I provide.
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#24 May 03 2013 at 4:27 PM Rating: Good
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Are you the dude who beats children, or the one who is obsessed with The Big Lebowski? I always confuse the two of you in my head.

Edit: Senjiow beats kids.

Edited, May 3rd 2013 9:35am by Spoonless


Obsessed is a strong word. The Dude has a code, I just live it.
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What is your favorite food? Favorite alcoholic beverage?


Anything bread. End of the world beer is a Chimay Grande Réserve (Blue).
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#26 May 03 2013 at 4:29 PM Rating: Good
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How do you feel about the movie Rampart?


Besides Woody Harrelson?
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