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#1 May 02 2013 at 8:13 PM Rating: Good
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I've got too much booze and an empty house. Let's get it on.

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#2 May 02 2013 at 9:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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Ok. Hmm. Whats the most annoying moment of your entire existance up to this point?
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Why in the fudge have you not provided me with a decent picture for my next DingartTM?
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Are you the dude who beats children, or the one who is obsessed with The Big Lebowski? I always confuse the two of you in my head.

Edit: Senjiow beats kids.

Edited, May 3rd 2013 9:35am by Spoonless
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#9 May 03 2013 at 7:35 AM Rating: Good
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Why can't it be both?
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#11 May 03 2013 at 9:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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Why aren't you answering anyone's questions?
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#12 May 03 2013 at 10:26 AM Rating: Good
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Why aren't you answering anyone's questions?

That wasn't part of the agreement.
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#13 May 03 2013 at 10:34 AM Rating: Good
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It's bad PR if you don't answer anything though.
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#14 May 03 2013 at 10:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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Seriously.

I want my money back.
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#15 May 03 2013 at 11:02 AM Rating: Good
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Psh, just go beg for more government money to waste on silly experiments instead.
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#16 May 03 2013 at 11:17 AM Rating: Excellent
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Hey they aren't silly, they benefit everyone! Smiley: bah

I mean who doesn't want a skunkopotamus?
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had a gun to it's head?

Edited, May 3rd 2013 2:24pm by lolgaxe
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someproteinguy wrote:
Why aren't you answering anyone's questions?
I thought it was obvious given he said he had too much booze and an empty house.


Edited, May 3rd 2013 3:37pm by Uglysasquatch
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#20 May 03 2013 at 1:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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Was the house empty before you started drinking?
Was the house there before you started drinking?
Did you get the booze before or after the house?
Are the house and booze placeholders for Leaping Lizzy?

Edited, May 3rd 2013 3:34pm by Demoncard
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Ok. Hmm. Whats the most annoying moment of your entire existance up to this point?


The clutch of my motorcycle breaking on April 29, fixing it for a trip on Thursday, then it dumping 6 inches of snow in Des Moines, when it was 81 on Wednesday.


Edited, May 3rd 2013 5:32pm by Kaelesh
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#22 May 03 2013 at 4:24 PM Rating: Good
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Annoying customer.
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I don't know what that is. But I provide.
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Are you the dude who beats children, or the one who is obsessed with The Big Lebowski? I always confuse the two of you in my head.

Edit: Senjiow beats kids.

Edited, May 3rd 2013 9:35am by Spoonless


Obsessed is a strong word. The Dude has a code, I just live it.
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Anything bread. End of the world beer is a Chimay Grande Réserve (Blue).
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#26 May 03 2013 at 4:29 PM Rating: Good
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How do you feel about the movie Rampart?


Besides Woody Harrelson?
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had a gun to it's head?

Edited, May 3rd 2013 2:24pm by lolgaxe


I support the 2nd Amendment, as long as it's not MY woodchuck.
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Was the house empty before you started drinking?
Was the house there before you started drinking?
Did you get the booze before or after the house?
Are the house and booze placeholders for Leaping Lizzy?

Edited, May 3rd 2013 3:34pm by Demoncard


Yes. Just me and my dog, Dubya.
After a fashion.
Before, through osmosis.
Beta Ray Bill.
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Why aren't you answering anyone's questions?


Because 64 ounces of homebrew will do retarded things to a person. Ask your wife.
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That's in the AMA Admin thread.
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Not sure if this is photoshopped. I think I see pixels.
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#32 May 03 2013 at 5:25 PM Rating: Good
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Because 64 ounces of homebrew will do retarded things to a person. Ask your wife.
What did you brew?
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What did you brew?


A Coffee Lager, a Grants Perfect Porter clone, a 40 proof mead, a dopplebock, an apple cranberry rassbery hard cider, a PBR clone, and a Blue Moonish Wit, since January.
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#34 May 04 2013 at 12:10 AM Rating: Good
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Kaelesh wrote:
a 40 proof mead, an apple cranberry rassbery hard cider,
Both of those sound pretty good right now.


Edited, May 4th 2013 12:10am by Poldaran
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#35 May 04 2013 at 2:18 AM Rating: Good
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What did you brew?


A Coffee Lager
How did that work out?
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
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What did you brew?


A Coffee Lager
How did that work out?


It was a poor and cheap coffee, but the taste was decent, 7% ABV, and a **** ton of caffeine. 5 weeks of primary fermentation 2 weeks of bottle conditioning.
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Kaelesh wrote:
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What did you brew?


A Coffee Lager
How did that work out?


It was a poor and cheap coffee, but the taste was decent, 7% ABV, and a sh*t ton of caffeine. 5 weeks of primary fermentation 2 weeks of bottle conditioning.
So basically, a better tasting alternative to the old Four Loko? Smiley: lol
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
What did you brew?


A Coffee Lager, a Grants Perfect Porter clone, a 40 proof mead, a dopplebock, an apple cranberry rassbery hard cider, a PBR clone, and a Blue Moonish Wit, since January.


Jeez, that's a pretty efficient operation you've got going. My wife and I are lucky to brew 1 a month.
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What did you brew?


A Coffee Lager, a Grants Perfect Porter clone, a 40 proof mead, a dopplebock, an apple cranberry rassbery hard cider, a PBR clone, and a Blue Moonish Wit, since January.


Jeez, that's a pretty efficient operation you've got going. My wife and I are lucky to brew 1 a month.


I forgot about the Chocolate Stout.

The only reason we don't do more is because we haven't jumped to a kegging system. That's coming though.

Edited, May 5th 2013 3:09pm by Kaelesh
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So basically, a better tasting alternative to the old Four Loko? Smiley: lol


Minus the death.
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Meeting Bill Murray and Chris Elliot in a dinner. The original story is in the Asylum I believe. I'll never get over Chris' reaction.
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#45 May 09 2013 at 2:01 PM Rating: Good
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..., a PBR clone, ...

Why on Earth would you want to clone that swill?

PBR is on par with Natural Light and has been favored by homeless alcoholics for decades. Some New York hipsters start drinking it to be ironic and now it's in every bar I see. I just don't get it.
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Where I am, we have Narragansett Lager. It's around $4.50 for a six-pack of tallboys, and isn't terrible. That's the cheapest I'm willing to go. Though in college, jug wine and 30-racks of PBR were a cheap way to make sure there would be enough alcohol at a party, and usually only got opened when people were past the point of caring how terrible they were.
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New Yorkers understand that the rest of the world wants to be like us, so we started spreading the rumor that PBR is awesome in an ironic way. Lo and behold.
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Why on Earth would you want to clone that swill?

PBR is on par with Natural Light and has been favored by homeless alcoholics for decades. Some New York hipsters start drinking it to be ironic and now it's in every bar I see. I just don't get it.


Well, here in Iowa, we actually drink it. It's heads and above better than Busch Light and the same price, so it all makes sense. And when you're having a BBQ for 50 people, a keg of that swill goes fast.
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Meeting Bill Murray and Chris Elliot in a dinner. The original story is in the Asylum I believe. I'll never get over Chris' reaction.
Bill Murray comes across as cool as heck if you take in his entire movie oeuvre, especially that cute little zombie flick in which he plays himself. I'd have to google Chris Elliot. What did you do to skeeve Mr Elliot out?
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What did you do to skeeve Mr Elliot out?


I don't know why the gods damned forum search is only going back to 2010. At any rate, years ago I met Bill Murray and Chris Elliot at a dinner and as I was waking out of the restaurant and I had to stop and get Bill's autograph. While I was gushing over him (cause it's Bill Murray, naturally you have to) Chris is sitting there looking dejected and he goes "Hey, I'm Chris Elliot." and I **** my head back and go "Yea, that's great..." and go back to gushing on Bill.

Chris looked like I just punched his childhood puppy.

It was a sublime moment.
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That's the gist of it at any rate. It's been a long time since I've even thought of that encounter, so if anyone can find the original post (I don;t know, 2006 maybe, 2007?) feel free to correct me.
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