Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
If I could rate posts, I would definitely downrate his. All his posts would be ours . . . I mean mine.
Why can't you rate posts? you aren't norated.
Sorry Kao, I thought it was Opposite Day
. Lolgaxe is actually funny, and I never downrate his posts. But it isn't the middle Wednesday of April like I thought and, also, no one declared "After this phrase is over, it will be officially opposite day," so I screwed up.
Or maybe it was
an Ancient Witch's Curse.
Solicitations malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles
Write it in English, not in Pentagonese. It's not a launcher, rifle cartridge, 7.62mm; it's a rifle. Call it a compass, not a direction-finding module. And if someone insists on being called AdcomphibsPac, the Fact File should explain to those not gifted in garblespeak that he's talking about the administrative office of the communication services for amphibious forces in the Pacific.
— Preface to The United States Department of Defense Fact File