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#52 May 24 2013 at 9:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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There is no x5.
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#53 May 24 2013 at 9:34 AM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
There is no x5.
There is only Zuul.
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#54 May 24 2013 at 1:01 PM Rating: Good
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And potato chips
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#55 May 24 2013 at 1:02 PM Rating: Good
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No potato. Only death.
#56 May 24 2013 at 1:19 PM Rating: Good
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I am reminded of a joke about Latvians and potatoes, but can't quite remember how it goes.
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#57 May 24 2013 at 1:22 PM Rating: Good
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A Latvian and a potato walk into a bar.


The end.
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#58 May 24 2013 at 1:23 PM Rating: Good
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I would prefer next time if it reminded someone of a funny joke.
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#59 May 24 2013 at 1:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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What Latvians do with potatoes is their own business, that's one fetish that's far from universal. Your kink is not my kink and such.
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#60 May 24 2013 at 1:28 PM Rating: Good
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A Latverian and a potato walk into a bar. A Doom Patrol Bot incinerates them both for being out past curfew. Hail Doom.
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#61 May 24 2013 at 8:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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Vataro wrote:
I am reminded of a joke about Latvians and potatoes, but can't quite remember how it goes.

I remember this joke from years ago.
#62 May 24 2013 at 8:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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Two Latvians looking at clouds. One see two potato, other see impossible dream. Is same cloud.
#63 May 25 2013 at 4:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.
#64 May 25 2013 at 4:09 PM Rating: Good
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Why six is afraid seven? Because seven have many friend politburo.
#65 May 25 2013 at 4:18 PM Rating: Good
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Where did these jokes even come from anyway? All I really know is that they started popping up in every single thread on reddit.
#66 May 25 2013 at 4:30 PM Rating: Good
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I think it's one of those mysteries of the internet.
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