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What happened?
Liar. We were never cool.
I was cool once, then I took an arrow to the knee.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
It's hip to be square.
Things I sometimes play...
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
Someone turned off the air conditioning, so we haven't been cool for a while, just moderately warm.
Edited, Mar 7th 2013 2:06pm by Driftwood
Edited, Mar 7th 2013 2:06pm by Driftwood
10k before the site's inevitable death or bust
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
Dyadem, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
It's hip to be a square.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Desu.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
someproteinguy wrote:
Dyadem, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
It's hip to be a square.
Eh, I like the original better.
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I think it's pretty safe to say you weren't the target audience.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Bored again?
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
I reached my peak of cool in 1977. It wavered some in the 80's (didn't everyones), but I fought to get it back. I reached auto-cool a couple years so I'm coasting now at 99% of max.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
I was cool then I became too cool for school and now I'm the bees knees.
Love,
PunkFloyd
PunkFloyd
I'm still pretty ******* awesome. I don't know what's with this "you guys" crap.
i gained weight, so now I'm just always hot.
Who the hell is Hellboy?
Aripyanfar wrote:
Who the hell is Hellboy?
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
Get out of here the car.
KAWAII ^______________________________________^
My Movember page
Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
Wtf do I have to do to get you to stay away, ride around on a horse with a bow and arrow?
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
So ... I took a wrong turn on the intrawebz and ended up in the OOT cul-de-sac. Like Hellboy, I wondered where all the cool posters had gone. According to this site, my last post here was in August, 2010. I suppose it's natural that some of the cool people we knew "back in the day" would have wandered off. It's like going back to your college campus years after you graduate. None of the "kids" are as cool as the students in your day. How could they possibly measure up? Who could be cooler than us at the height of our cool-osity? No one, that's who.
Then I read some of the threads from the "Golden Age" of OOT posting (i.e., back when I posted every day). In the harsh light of perspective gained only by distance, I have to admit ... we weren't that cool. I mean, of course, I was very cool ... still am. But as a group, we fell short. I blame Belkira, Yodabunny, and ieatmice for dragging down the class average of coolness. As OOT "alumni" we need to accept that there is a new class sitting at our desks and laughing at the really old guy who never seems to graduate (how ya doin' Jophiel?).
Then I read some of the threads from the "Golden Age" of OOT posting (i.e., back when I posted every day). In the harsh light of perspective gained only by distance, I have to admit ... we weren't that cool. I mean, of course, I was very cool ... still am. But as a group, we fell short. I blame Belkira, Yodabunny, and ieatmice for dragging down the class average of coolness. As OOT "alumni" we need to accept that there is a new class sitting at our desks and laughing at the really old guy who never seems to graduate (how ya doin' Jophiel?).
The only reason why I'm posting is because I want to be under Thoronmir.
The only reason why I'm posting is because I want Thumb on top of my post. 
Love,
PunkFloyd
PunkFloyd
Here. I'll sandwich you, PunkFloyd. 
I'll take 1 thumb sandwich, hold the PunkFloyd, please.
Edited, Mar 8th 2013 5:56pm by BrownDuck
Edited, Mar 8th 2013 5:56pm by BrownDuck
BrownDuck wrote:
I'll take 1 thumb sandwich, hold the PunkFloyd, please.
Intimately, or...?
I'm insulted.
I was never cool. I was fly as hell.
I was never cool. I was fly as hell.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
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