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#1 Feb 22 2013 at 9:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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After over 8 months of job hunting, I finally found paid work. Smiley: grinSmiley: grinSmiley: grin

It's actually only part-time right now, but the position is salaried and there's a lot of potential to move up to full time quickly. Plus, the position itself is actually great for a first job; a lot of autonomy and diversity.

I'm excited.

I actually had an idea for my 15k ding that turned into a MUCH larger writing project. That will just have to be my 20/25k ding. :P

But you'll just have to settle for Janice:

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#2 Feb 22 2013 at 9:10 AM Rating: Excellent
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Congratulations on the ding and your prostitution job.
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#3 Feb 22 2013 at 9:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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prostitution job.


The only job with the potential to move up and down at the same time.
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#4 Feb 22 2013 at 9:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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Whoah, you're not dead!








Also gratz.
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#5 Feb 22 2013 at 10:07 AM Rating: Excellent
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I've always felt I'd make a phenomenal callgirl.

And nope, not dead. Just keeping myself busy with job hunting ruling the world crying into my pillow other things.
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#6 Feb 22 2013 at 10:07 AM Rating: Excellent
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:


It's actually only part-time right now, but the position is salaried
This would concern me.

Grats on the job and the ding. Smiley: flowers
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#7 Feb 22 2013 at 10:19 AM Rating: Excellent
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Diglett! Smiley: yippee

Gratz on the job! Whatcha going to be doing?
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#8 Feb 22 2013 at 12:11 PM Rating: Excellent
You got the phone **** operator job, huh? Congratulations!
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#9 Feb 22 2013 at 12:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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It's a marketing job for the educational and leadership programs offered by a University-based nonprofit. Smiley: smile
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#10 Feb 22 2013 at 12:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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Congrats on the job.

Oh and the 15k. GARTS
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#11 Feb 22 2013 at 1:24 PM Rating: Excellent
Carbunculations on the 15K, idiggory!! Smiley: yippee


I should reach that point in >checks calendar< ... 2019 Smiley: frown
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#12 Feb 22 2013 at 2:41 PM Rating: Excellent
If you had posted less, you would have had job sooner. Well thats not true, I rarely post and haven't had a job in ages...

Grats and stuff.
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#13 Feb 22 2013 at 3:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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That's actually partly why I didn't post at all between mid November and today. Essentially all my time in the past three months was spent writing cover letters (plus one other big writing project I'm working on), or reconnecting with friends. Especially since one of my best friends returned home after graduating in December.

This job was actually the first I even had an interview for.
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#14 Feb 22 2013 at 4:14 PM Rating: Excellent
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
(plus one other big writing project I'm working on)


When you finish that twelve hundred page novel about the misogynistic culture of Victorian England and the heroine's exploration and expression of self, moral obligations, and existential crises, be sure to send me a copy.

But seriously, congrats on everything, that's incredibly awesome!
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#15 Feb 22 2013 at 4:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
(plus one other big writing project I'm working on)


When you finish that twelve hundred page novel about the misogynistic culture of Victorian England and the heroine's exploration and expression of self, moral obligations, and existential crises, be sure to send me a copy.

But seriously, congrats on everything, that's incredibly awesome!


The publisher pulled out. Seems they didn't think there was a market for it. Whatever, I got to keep the cool Jane Austen shot glasses.
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#16 Feb 22 2013 at 4:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
The publisher pulled out.


Heh.
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The publisher pulled out.


Heh.

Was he 8 inches wide?


Edited, Feb 22nd 2013 2:36pm by someproteinguy
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#18 Feb 22 2013 at 4:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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someproteinguy wrote:
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
The publisher pulled out.


Heh.

Was he 8 inches wide?


Edited, Feb 22nd 2013 2:36pm by someproteinguy


Not quite, but Prince Albert was impressed nonetheless.
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#19 Feb 22 2013 at 6:28 PM Rating: Excellent
grats! pforu! I lol'ed at that fat kid. We fat kids are lulzworthy most of the time.
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#20 Feb 22 2013 at 10:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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You had a better 15K ding than I did.

Grats and PFORU.
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#21 Feb 23 2013 at 1:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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#22 Feb 23 2013 at 9:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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Congratulations on your job. I hadn't, until now, heard of a salaried part-time position before.
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